What would happen?
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I'd definitely try to say hello first because they havent done anything hostile yet. But i'm sure i'd be stunned for what seconds i have no idea but, i was stun'd for like 2 seconds when i clicked the spoiler button.
I'd start shooting if the alien killed at least one person.
I'd start shooting if the alien killed at least one person.
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Feed them with McDonald's.
Or bring them along to Papaya's Gray for a hot dog or two.
Sudden death guaranteed.
Or bring them along to Papaya's Gray for a hot dog or two.
Sudden death guaranteed.
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Look at the alien's tail and teeth and claws - the creature clearly is designed for battle, to harm others. It probably evolved on a planet full of fighting, with instincts that tell it to fight and kill. It seems improbable that such a creature could have evolved mentally so much that it could build a spaceship a thousand times better than our own but not evolved into a peaceful form, without the deadly claws and teeth and tail.
My guess would be that the alien had snuck aboard the spaceship and killed the crew. The ship had coordinates for Earth inputted, so that's why it came to our planet, and it took the creature three days to figure out how to get out of the spaceship. That's why there was no immediate response. The alien is probably hostile and wants to kill us humans.
My guess would be that the alien had snuck aboard the spaceship and killed the crew. The ship had coordinates for Earth inputted, so that's why it came to our planet, and it took the creature three days to figure out how to get out of the spaceship. That's why there was no immediate response. The alien is probably hostile and wants to kill us humans.
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Obviously they'll hesitate for a while before returning fire at the things. Then they'll attack and Central Park turns into a warzone with people panicking everywhere.
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Prowl wrote...
Digitus wrote...
Prowl wrote...
Ok here is my real answer... I would fap fap fap and jizz in the aliens eye! Jk jk lmao!
Me, I'd go and do one of their females... doggy-style... without getting mauled, of course. >_>
Actually, there is some hentai of those Aliens. I'll have to check out Fakku's collection of Aliens.
Seriously, I'd send out some unlucky guy to try to communicate with it... if the alien obviously is killing the guy, by all means, shoot it and its ship. Of course, we should make sure that the alien isn't raping the guy, not killing him. For all we know, sex could be a first-meet custom of the aliens. XD
Hawt assed aliens? mmmmphmm
Now that you mention it...I remembered my Waifu is an Alien as well...
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well if i didnt know this creature exists, i think (most likely not) i would be the only one who would try to communicate with it. if it doesnt speak english, then i will try to put my hand out in an attempt to show a gesture of peace. and if it doesnt work, then i will try think of a good gesture that says "hi and welcome to our planet" and if it doesnt work, then i think i will be the first victim of their attack on earth. XD
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No matter how hostile the aliens were the government would do everything possible to not kill them. We spend billions of dollars trying to find alien life and risking a few soldiers to subdue them alive seems entirely reasonable. I'd be incredibly interested in the science that would come out of their study.
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Fuck, Fuck fuck fuck, that's what I'd be saying if I was at home watching the TV.
If I was onsite, I'd definately notice that umm, why the hell would a peaceful being have teeth that huge. So I'd definately step personel up a bit. I mean honestly, you come to an unknown land where we don't know you, you have to expect some hostility. I wouldn't shoot it though right when it appeared because there could be many out there waiting, and if we do that, then they all could come. But the fact they found us, means that others will eventually find us. Which sucks.
So all in all, I'd have someone go within 60 feet of it, while we all have our guns trained on it, and hope for the best. If it advanced, I'd have the guy step back. Obviously if it's smart enough to fly around it should be smart enough to know we are frightened of it and hopefully takes some...precaution in trying to communicate.
If I was onsite, I'd definately notice that umm, why the hell would a peaceful being have teeth that huge. So I'd definately step personel up a bit. I mean honestly, you come to an unknown land where we don't know you, you have to expect some hostility. I wouldn't shoot it though right when it appeared because there could be many out there waiting, and if we do that, then they all could come. But the fact they found us, means that others will eventually find us. Which sucks.
So all in all, I'd have someone go within 60 feet of it, while we all have our guns trained on it, and hope for the best. If it advanced, I'd have the guy step back. Obviously if it's smart enough to fly around it should be smart enough to know we are frightened of it and hopefully takes some...precaution in trying to communicate.
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ShaggyJebus wrote...
Look at the alien's tail and teeth and claws - the creature clearly is designed for battle, to harm others. It probably evolved on a planet full of fighting, with instincts that tell it to fight and kill. It seems improbable that such a creature could have evolved mentally so much that it could build a spaceship a thousand times better than our own but not evolved into a peaceful form, without the deadly claws and teeth and tail.My guess would be that the alien had snuck aboard the spaceship and killed the crew. The ship had coordinates for Earth inputted, so that's why it came to our planet, and it took the creature three days to figure out how to get out of the spaceship. That's why there was no immediate response. The alien is probably hostile and wants to kill us humans.
haa, Shaggy i think youre thinking way 2 hard, but i agree with Ayase.
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The aliens would probably impregnate our women causing Duke Nukem Forever to finally be released and jon St. John to turn into Duke and kill all the aliens.
Or they teach us the art of space sex
Or they teach us the art of space sex
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ShaggyJebus wrote...
Look at the alien's tail and teeth and claws - the creature clearly is designed for battle, to harm others. It probably evolved on a planet full of fighting, with instincts that tell it to fight and kill. It seems improbable that such a creature could have evolved mentally so much that it could build a spaceship a thousand times better than our own but not evolved into a peaceful form, without the deadly claws and teeth and tail.My guess would be that the alien had snuck aboard the spaceship and killed the crew. The ship had coordinates for Earth inputted, so that's why it came to our planet, and it took the creature three days to figure out how to get out of the spaceship. That's why there was no immediate response. The alien is probably hostile and wants to kill us humans.
Nice theory, but I would have to disagree.
Assuming I was in charge, I think this would happen:
The creature would, logically, step out into the open and stop to size us up as we are sizing it up. While I DO agree with your assumptions that a creature with that many sharp objects on it's body is probably most suited for warfare, I would like to apply Hierarchy theory here.
Simply put, what if that thing was simply a trick or a test, something that LOOKS scary as fuck sent out to gauge our reaction. What I would do then is grab a weapon, grab some guards, and slowly approach, carefully staying out of reach of the tail. From there, I would attempt to communicate.
Should it attack, we would render it a random assortment of bones and body parts. Then I will ask for a volunteer to try to enter the ship, and if no one steps forward, do so myself. and hope I don't get fried.
If it does not attack, and responds in an alien tongue, I will keep a weapon trained on it and try talking again. This process will repeat until either scenario A or C occurs.
If it does not attack, and responds in English, we shall have a nice, long conversation that hopefully does not involve us surrendering.
Should it mention surrender, the entire military force present will chunk the fucker and storm the ship before the doors can close so we can salvage technology.
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a huge species conflict would probably start, raging for about 4 years, akin to the 2012 scare
but in all seriousness, I'm sure many people (idiots IMO) will create conspiracies about this, if it occurs.
ex. the large hadron collider (LHC), when activated, create a spark, an energy impulse powerful enough to draw the aliens to earth, (everything is going according to plan bwahaha).
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see? thought of it while i was typing
but in all seriousness, I'm sure many people (idiots IMO) will create conspiracies about this, if it occurs.
ex. the large hadron collider (LHC), when activated, create a spark, an energy impulse powerful enough to draw the aliens to earth, (everything is going according to plan bwahaha).
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see? thought of it while i was typing
