Christians

Are hilarious

http://www.timothyplan.com/Download/VideoGame-Graphic.pdf

"There is no option to touch the strippers" Sounds like someone was looking. It's like a megalist of 'what to buy'.

Army of two is homosexual because men huddle behind car doors together.

I can quite easily imagine something being done like this by Christians, and I found that pretty amusing, but where exactly does it say that this was compiled by a Christian Organization?

And seriously this is like the second time I've asked you this Hibia, but do you EVER sleep? Don't you have anything that requires your attention in the morning? (Completely unrelated to topic)

TF2 not on the list despite the VIOLENCE and the WILDLY SEXUAL CONTENT (pyro in FULL BONDAGE GEAR and PAINED MOANS AND MUMBLES) and the BLISTERING GAYNESS (engineer looks like from a village people music vid)?

/wrists.


on a hilarious side-note, this is one of the games these people promote as super-christmas-compatible: Heaven The Game, citing its "powerfull biblical content".
And my favorite part of it:



On their website, timothyplan.org, which is given in the PDF.

spend less time worry about what people are playing and watching and more time satop priests from touching little boys

LoL WoW is in the list. Lawl, great find Hibia

I never sleep. It's a farce.

The warnings for 'demonic' and 'addiction' are fantastic, as is Bully being rated as intensely gay. And someone please tell me where the sexual content in Halo 3 and Guitar Hero is...I'm intrigued.

Cortana http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/411504

Female guitarists are risky and the songs have sexual references

The man's authority is the Bride class? HAHAHA. How messed up.
What I found very intriguing about that list is Army of Two's "homosexuality", as it reminds me of this game review:
Army of Two Review

So, Pokemon is no longer a piece of evolutionist propaganda that involves the summoning of demonic creatures? Sounds like they got tired of that particular bit of nonsense. :P

Hell, even people who liked that game joked about the homo undertones

http://www.timothyplan.com/

The Timothy Plan® is a family of mutual funds offering individuals, like yourself, a biblical choice when it comes to investing. If you are concerned with the moral issues (abortion, pörnography, anti-family entertainment, non-married lifestyles, alcohol, tobacco and gambling) that are destroying children and families you have come to the right place.

The Timothy Plan® avoids investing in companies that are involved in practices contrary to Judeo-Christian principles. Our goal is to recapture traditional American values. We are America's first pro-life, pro-family, biblically-based mutual fund group.

I hate these kinds of idiots.

Hell, just look at his avatar
The EYES!!!!

Gee, compiling a list of video games to not buy is pretty important...more so then saving the world and cancer....but prob just me

Oh man the fact that one of their ways of grading is gay/lesbian themes just blows their whole thing into the funny. If I made a game it would be the top 30 score like the anti Christ of gamming.

Hell, if I made the game, the Vatican would declare me a heretic and the anit-christ.

Bwahahaha, Christians. Some of my favorite games are on that list. I found Devil May Cry 4 being on the list kinda funny because the point of the game was to stop the demons and save the world from hell.

Speaking of DMC4, they wrote:

Language: Instances of words such as "g*****n," "sh**" and "b****rd."
I was like lolwut, "green, shoe, bird?"
What the fuck is the first word? - ?, shit, bastard.

And one more lol quote:
"tell yo buddies, I f-worded you right" (def jam)

Also that"game addiction" stat is fucking retarded.

"goddamn"


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