Fire Emblem Fates

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http://www.cinemablend.com/games/Fire-Emblem-Fates-Breaking-Sales-Records-120627.html

You hyped for the next Waifu Emblem?

Also, the xp and fanservice DLC are out. Looks like Nohr's campaign just became more tolerable. Still on Hoshido, grinding the shit out of support ranks. Have 35 hours of playtime, about 80% of which was devoted to my in-game dating service. Have seen the marriage proposals from MC to most of the chicks. Kagero is too bland a waifu, meanwhile Orochi has the tittage and personality to be a good personal slut. It's obvious Azura is designed to be the canon waifu, but Hinoka's scene has some heavy OTP vibes. (Mom says incest is aight.) Sakura? Not even once. I'm giving the loli to the shota.
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Rbz wrote...
Kagero is too bland a waifu,


According to TV Tropes (which is a totally reliable source), Kangeroo was orginally supposed to be your sister, but got switched out with Hinoka.

Note her resemblance to Mikoto.
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PumpJack McGee wrote...
Rbz wrote...
Kagero is too bland a waifu,


According to TV Tropes (which is a totally reliable source), Kangeroo was orginally supposed to be your sister, but got switched out with Hinoka.


Because they knew there's only room for one titty nee-san.
Spoiler:
I mean you have to market the hardcore edition of the game somehow.
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Kaimax Best Master-San
Fucking POTS
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Kaimax wrote...
Fucking POTS

You wot, m8?
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Cruz Dope Stone Lion
Kaimax wrote...
Fucking POTS


lol, I'm stuck there too.

Nintendo wasn't fucking around when they advertised this game as hard.
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Kaimax Best Master-San
Rbz wrote...
Kaimax wrote...
Fucking POTS

You wot, m8?


Chapter 12 Conquest..Fucking Pots
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PumpJack McGee wrote...
According to TV Tropes


Went there, read up on some shit. Probably too much, but that's TV tropes for you. Apparently Kagero used to titfuck Saizo. Now, you could give her to Ryoma and see a bunch of vanilla bullshit while Saizo masturbates in the dark, but where's the fun in that? No, you have to take this cucking to another level. Give her to Kaze.

Spoiler:
Forum Image: http://i.imgur.com/tk4GPMV.jpg
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Rbz wrote...
PumpJack McGee wrote...
According to TV Tropes


Went there, read up on some shit. Probably too much, but that's TV tropes for you. Apparently Kagero used to titfuck Saizo. Now, you could give her to Ryoma and see a bunch of vanilla bullshit while Saizo masturbates in the dark, but where's the fun in that? No, you have to take this cucking to another level. Give her to Kaze.

Spoiler:
Forum Image: http://i.imgur.com/tk4GPMV.jpg


Kaze joins you in Conquest as well.

Maximum Saizo Salting.

Kaimax wrote...
Rbz wrote...
Kaimax wrote...
Fucking POTS

You wot, m8?


Chapter 12 Conquest..Fucking Pots


I see what you mean.

Strangely, though- they haven't been too much of a problem as much as those fucking ninjas. But- also strangely- the two boss ninjas- Bouncy and Edgelord- were the easiest to take down.
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Looking through S ranks. If you ever want to see what it would be like if Naruto tried to get bitches, read through Hinata's supports (add "BELIEVE IT" after every claim he makes about the future). They're fucking amazing. I genuinely want him to have a harem. The Kagero one is pretty good. Excerpt:
Spoiler:
Kagero: Hold on—did you just say love?
Hinata: I did! When I first saw you, I thought right away that you were very pretty. But we got to talking, and I learned so much more about you... And I just knew that you were the kind of person I'd like in my life. I guess what I'm saying is... Would you like to be with me, Kagero?
Kagero: ...
Hinata: I...am not sure how to take your silence. Are you way out of my league?
Kagero: No, no. You've made me very happy. I'm just having trouble finding words... I've learned how kind you are over time, as we talked about art and other things. I'd very much like to be with you. I think we'd make a good team.
Hinata: Whoa, you said yes? You said yes! Am I dreaming?
Kagero: Is it really that surprising?
Hinata: It is! Of course it is! I thought I was going way out on a limb, telling you how I felt. I actually didn't prepare myself for you feeling the same as I do. All right, Kagero! I promise to make you the happiest girl in the world!
Kagero: We'll work together to make each other happy. There's no way we'll fail.

This guy understands the gravity of what transpired, for no other man in the army will get better titfucks.

Also, does anyone else think the MU is too much of a bitch? If he said, "golly gee willikers, that's quite diddly doodly nice of you," it wouldn't be out of character. He's just such a goody two shoes it's becoming cringeworthy. He's like the harem protagonist who blushes and hides his face whenever one of the chicks bends over. Meanwhile, Hinata is more like this guy.

Hoshido chapter 12, 60 hours in, still doing the dating minigame. I'm retarded for not disabling animations sooner.
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Rbz wrote...

Also, does anyone else think the MU is too much of a bitch?


Yeah, he's kind of a pussy in Conquest, too.

He probably keeps chokeslamming Azura to establish dominance, but the wuss can only muster the balls when in MegaXerneas forme.

Restarted Chapter 12 to see if I could grind more experience with those Merchants from the bottom of the map.

Effie fucking critted LobsterBro before I could snag that 5000g, ffffffff-
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Fuck me, I didn't know visiting others would be worthwhile before and now it's a bad habit. My castle address for those who want to fight in the arena for my amusement (and no, I am not entertained): 04237-87461-79570-23386
I'll gladly drag my dick across space-time to sex up your women, so post your shit.

110 hours in, I pretty much have everyone fucking everyone else, with eugenics in progress. I made a list, checked it twice, gave preferencial treatment to those who were naughty, not nice.
Spoiler:
Apparently, if you're playing with a male MU you miss out on a kid if you fuck a chick who can S rank with someone else, so my male dragonbro fucked Scarlet. Scarlet a cutie. Thank fuck for that, too, because Nohr gets some land whale explorer.

Also, I know it's possible to fuck one of the kids, but I S ranked too soon, so I didn't see shit. Would probably fuck my best friend's daughter, or Selkie. A girl on the streets, a fox in the sheets.


List of definitive pairings for Hoshido:
Hinoka x Silas
Ryoma x Azura
Subaki x Hana
Oboro x Takumi
Kaze x Kagero (Hoes before bros)
Saizo x Rinkah
Hinata x Orochi (Maximum boy toy)
Sakura x Hayato
Kaden x Mozu
Azama x Felicia

Setsuna and Jakob are just leftovers.

Also, The VAs for Selkie and Felicia are perfect.
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Spoiler:
Rbz wrote...
Fuck me, I didn't know visiting others would be worthwhile before and now it's a bad habit. My castle address for those who want to fight in the arena for my amusement (and no, I am not entertained): 04237-87461-79570-23386
I'll gladly drag my dick across space-time to sex up your women, so post your shit.

110 hours in, I pretty much have everyone fucking everyone else, with eugenics in progress. I made a list, checked it twice, gave preferencial treatment to those who were naughty, not nice.
Spoiler:
Apparently, if you're playing with a male MU you miss out on a kid if you fuck a chick who can S rank with someone else, so my male dragonbro fucked Scarlet. Scarlet a cutie. Thank fuck for that, too, because Nohr gets some land whale explorer.

Also, I know it's possible to fuck one of the kids, but I S ranked too soon, so I didn't see shit. Would probably fuck my best friend's daughter, or Selkie. A girl on the streets, a fox in the sheets.


List of definitive pairings for Hoshido:
Hinoka x Silas
Ryoma x Azura
Subaki x Hana
Oboro x Takumi
Kaze x Kagero (Hoes before bros)
Saizo x Rinkah
Hinata x Orochi (Maximum boy toy)
Sakura x Hayato
Kaden x Mozu
Azama x Felicia

Setsuna and Jakob are just leftovers.

Also, The VAs for Selkie and Felicia are perfect.


Rbz wrote...
Nohr gets some land whale explorer.


She's not a regular unit. The Nohr equivalent of MU-dick-only is Flora, Felicia's twin sister.

Starting my own eugenics project. Kicking it off with:

-Elise x Niles. Support unit. The paltry strength can be fixed with magic weapons- such as the 1-2 range bow that you can find in her recruitment chapter.
-Camilla x Odin. Starts off as a mage, but all her reclass options are physical. Camilla gives her decent growths all round.
-Azura x Laslow. Extremespeed Glasscannon Dodgemeister.

And, yeah- you do miss out on a kid if you marry any of the regular girls, but the princes are generally considered worse than their dads, so it's no big deal.

Still no idea who I'm gonna go for, though. Nyx actually wants my dick now, but I'm mighty tempted by the second gen girls.

I'll throw my own castle code in here later. Managed to get some pretty cool skills on almost everybody.
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Kaimax Best Master-San
Mine 00698-27374-82102-45087

Bought the DLC because ...Fuck Conquest.
playing it on a slow pace because I have to share the 3DS with my sister woh's playing Birthright. Just reached chapter 15, and with 2 Kids, Kana and Sophie.
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Kaimax wrote...
Bought the DLC because ...Fuck Conquest.

God damn right. Boo Camp is the best value for money proposition here. Shit still makes you work for your exp, too. I've been on that map way too many times, and those assholes keep getting harder.

I don't know who the fuck Ronan is, but I checked Kai off my list. Gave you a fox tail, as I do with everyone. If puritans weren't limiting our underwear choices, I'd have gladly given away some lingerie from Camilla's personal collection.
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Kaimax wrote...
Mine 00698-27374-82102-45087

Bought the DLC because ...Fuck Conquest.
playing it on a slow pace because I have to share the 3DS with my sister woh's playing Birthright. Just reached chapter 15, and with 2 Kids, Kana and Sophie.


What skills did you give Sophie? I'm trying to find a SeveraSophie.

By-the-by, castle code: 07801-98046-69887-04191 name's Skill la Skill.
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PumpJack McGee wrote...
Kaimax wrote...
Mine 00698-27374-82102-45087

Bought the DLC because ...Fuck Conquest.
playing it on a slow pace because I have to share the 3DS with my sister woh's playing Birthright. Just reached chapter 15, and with 2 Kids, Kana and Sophie.


What skills did you give Sophie? I'm trying to find a SeveraSophie.

By-the-by, castle code: 07801-98046-69887-04191 name's Skill la Skill.


All right, what the fuck is going on? I see a bunch of people naming their shit EZSKILLZ, >SKILLS HERE< and the like, and you have low level faggots with high level skills? What mechanic am I missing out on here?

Edit: so I #rekked your castle and destroyed a bunch of statues for good measure, kidnapped Mozu for her luna skill aaaaaand now what? I'm still lost here.
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Rbz wrote...
PumpJack McGee wrote...
Kaimax wrote...
Mine 00698-27374-82102-45087

Bought the DLC because ...Fuck Conquest.
playing it on a slow pace because I have to share the 3DS with my sister woh's playing Birthright. Just reached chapter 15, and with 2 Kids, Kana and Sophie.


What skills did you give Sophie? I'm trying to find a SeveraSophie.

By-the-by, castle code: 07801-98046-69887-04191 name's Skill la Skill.


All right, what the fuck is going on? I see a bunch of people naming their shit EZSKILLZ, >SKILLS HERE< and the like, and you have low level faggots with high level skills? What mechanic am I missing out on here?

Edit: so I #rekked your castle and destroyed a bunch of statues for good measure, kidnapped Mozu for her luna skill aaaaaand now what? I'm still lost here.


Some people have basically mad their MyCastles skill shops. Units with great skills, but basically no defenses in their castles- so you just walk on up, seize the throne, and- bam. Buy a skill at discount, or recruit someone and buy all the skills in your unit logbook.

It's especially great for Conquest, because there's a lot of Hoshido-exclusive skills that can help a lot, if you can find them. Such as Counter or Quixotic.
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PumpJack McGee wrote...
Some people have basically mad their MyCastles skill shops. Units with great skills, but basically no defenses in their castles- so you just walk on up, seize the throne, and- bam. Buy a skill at discount, or recruit someone and buy all the skills in your unit logbook.

It's especially great for Conquest, because there's a lot of Hoshido-exclusive skills that can help a lot, if you can find them. Such as Counter or Quixotic.


And later I noticed that Mozu actual gained luna. Then I experimented some more and saw it only transfers skills from one character to the same character, meaning there's no reason to ever invade Nohr castles. It all breaks the game, but I like it. I've spent way too much fucking time in Birthright and Revelations is coming out tomorrow. I need to speed run the shit out of Nohr while grinding for supports.

Revelations is going to be a nightmare for supports, so I plan on having some inter-faction erotica with no faction incest, since the supports within a faction will likely be exactly the same. Also, having Subaki fuck Severa gives extra dialogue and Awakening references, and if this game were a little more realistic "Rhajat" would murder my wife.
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Rbz wrote...
PumpJack McGee wrote...
Some people have basically mad their MyCastles skill shops. Units with great skills, but basically no defenses in their castles- so you just walk on up, seize the throne, and- bam. Buy a skill at discount, or recruit someone and buy all the skills in your unit logbook.

It's especially great for Conquest, because there's a lot of Hoshido-exclusive skills that can help a lot, if you can find them. Such as Counter or Quixotic.


And later I noticed that Mozu actual gained luna. Then I experimented some more and saw it only transfers skills from one character to the same character, meaning there's no reason to ever invade Nohr castles. It all breaks the game, but I like it. I've spent way too much fucking time in Birthright and Revelations is coming out tomorrow. I need to speed run the shit out of Nohr while grinding for supports.

Revelations is going to be a nightmare for supports, so I plan on having some inter-faction erotica with no faction incest, since the supports within a faction will likely be exactly the same. Also, having Subaki fuck Severa gives extra dialogue and Awakening references, and if this game were a little more realistic "Rhajat" would murder my wife.


I don't know if having access to skills actually breaks the game. Save for the breaker skills themselves. If you can get several onto a character, then- yeah. That might do it.

But elsewise I still find the game fairly challenging. The maps are really well-designed, and the AI is smarter.

Just wondering, but I saw you made a HinokaSophie. Did you run her through the Pegasus Knight line? I really want those Pegger skills on her.