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Please Treat Me, Sensei!

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Parody

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26 pages

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Right to Left

Prescribing lots of white, creamy medicine for a swollen, tender pussy. ❤

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Masayoshiii Gone

8 years ago

"Sexual harassment!" This is the truth kids. If you hug kiddies, you get put in the penitentiaries.

Xelgadis Ex Hentai Protagonist

8 years ago

Well if kids hug kiddies it's okay. It's not okay for the adults to hug the kiddies xD.

Masayoshiii Gone

8 years ago

Hey it's okay as long as you keep it in the family Eddie... wait... that could be taken in a bad way.

EddieBeInBeddie Tea, Coffee, Glances

8 years ago

... I can't hug my nieces? *cries*

EddieBeInBeddie Tea, Coffee, Glances

8 years ago

(Facepalms) awkward...

EddieBeInBeddie Tea, Coffee, Glances

8 years ago

Hasn't been my expirience, but maybe I'm just empathic enough to tell when the kid does or doesn't want a hug. Your experience may vary.

GODsHandOnEarth (Not-so-)Grim Reaper

8 years ago

Why am I thinking æ£ç¾© has a voice like Mickey Mouse?

EddieBeInBeddie Tea, Coffee, Glances

8 years ago

... I think half the problem is your tone of voice doesn't carry in your comments.

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Masayoshiii Gone

8 years ago

This was supposed to be a pedophile joke T_T

Masayoshiii Gone

8 years ago

Yeah, voice tone being left out is probably most of my problem. My jokes require them to be heard in my suave, sexy voice.

EddieBeInBeddie Tea, Coffee, Glances

8 years ago

I quote from the 'Rules of Carp', section 34, subsection 69. "Comparing another's voice to any Disney or Warner Bros. Animation character: 1- 5 strikes with the carp." I was being nice.

secret6

8 years ago

Ok. Just so I'm transparent, I'm new to this whole hentai comments section thing. That being said is this an average exchange because if so I would like to learn the logistics of this "carp smack" system in order to avoid being slapped by a fish myself incase I leave a comment that falls within the bounds of diserving such an abnormal punishment.

GODsHandOnEarth (Not-so-)Grim Reaper

8 years ago

But... the follow up sentence: "Exception: The person previously praised the sound of his/her voice but didn't give any prove." (Section 34, Subsection 69, Sentence 2)

GODsHandOnEarth (Not-so-)Grim Reaper

8 years ago

No, I didn't! *Smacks Eddie with the carp* You shall not abuse the power of the carp, it's a responsibility, not a right!

EddieBeInBeddie Tea, Coffee, Glances

8 years ago

I demand proof of suaveness. Sexy, I'll grant you.

EddieBeInBeddie Tea, Coffee, Glances

8 years ago

Sorry, man, need to show me a note from Jacob first.

EddieBeInBeddie Tea, Coffee, Glances

8 years ago

You didn't praise him, I did. We only SEEM to share a brain.

EddieBeInBeddie Tea, Coffee, Glances

8 years ago

*smack GHOE with the carp.*
you earned that.

GODsHandOnEarth (Not-so-)Grim Reaper

8 years ago

You know, experts of the "Law of Carp" aren't sure if sentence two means that the person who uses the comparison has to previously praise the victim or if the victim loses his protection if he/she himself praise or/and brags about his/her own voice. Till this day there is a huge discussion about it and decisions in court didn't settle it either as judges used it both ways which lead to only more confusion...

(Funny enough I study law and in the german law system the interpretation of a poorly formulated sentence is a problem you meet quite often, especially in criminal law...)

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