Someday, I'll Be Someone by Polinky

Someday, I'll Be Someone

Parody
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20 pages
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Description
A rust-covered town with a beating heart...
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Comments on Someday, I'll Be Someone
Top Comments
GODsHandOnEarth +12 points (Not-so-)Grim Reaper
May 31, 2017 at 1:03 pm
I hope he doesn't break her heart...
Can we all agree on the need of more material for a further evalutaion of his intentions?
Feronen +12 points mmw that NTR sh-
May 31, 2017 at 2:10 pm
Doesn't really need any. Dude's a scumbag. I knew someone who used to do this kinda stuff when I was in the Navy. He'd take leave out to some podunk town way outta range of base, try his luck, dump his load, and come back.

 Ended up biting him in the ass when over a dozen women came calling with babies, and one family from Japan came back with a stat-rape case on him. Last I heard, dude's dirt poor, discharged from the Navy, and serving a fair bit of time in a Japanese prison for getting a then-15-year-old pregnant.
Shiroyama +7 points Homonculus' Groupie
May 31, 2017 at 3:17 pm
Holy shit man. That's the worst I've ever heard of.

I knew guys when I was in the Royal Navy that used to sleep with random women whilst on deployment, then go back to their wives like nothing happened.
Their words were "It's on deployment, so it's not cheating."
Honestly, I hated them.
SirDougles +7 points Perverted Pun Purveyor
June 01, 2017 at 1:49 am
If he breaks her heart, I break his face
GODsHandOnEarth +2 points (Not-so-)Grim Reaper
June 01, 2017 at 2:54 am
I think I'll help you doing it...
Neah1987 +3 points
May 31, 2017 at 3:02 pm
Needs a sequel where he either keeps or doesn't keep his promise. I want to know if he comes back for her... Emphasis on the word come.
Recent Comments
luinthoron +2 points High Priest of Loli
June 08, 2017 at 3:40 pm
As nice as this is for her, dude certainly seems suspicious. Doesn't help that the art reminds me of Holy Knight, either...
roflewaffle47 +2 points
June 02, 2017 at 8:22 pm
Ugh... second part is going to be bad. By bad I mean cheating or..
You can guess it.
Second Cuming +3 points Saving Your Sins
June 02, 2017 at 3:58 pm
He chipped at that chick for 6 days? He doesn't have no damn office.
(•̀o•́)ง lol
Xelgadis +2 points Ex Hentai Protagonist
June 01, 2017 at 10:17 pm
Someday, I'll be someone. The answer to the title is mother, and hopefully wife. ^_^
AssasinZAssasin +2 points Not Hentai Protagonist
May 31, 2017 at 6:55 pm
When the business on the card can't be looked up...Doesn't it seem fishy to you?
Everything about him just seems a bit fishy. But considering how much she loves him, I can only hope he doesn't turn out to be a scumbag...Which unfortunately I kind of doubt.
MHM-Dono +2 points
May 31, 2017 at 6:15 pm
A Continuation of this story could turn out to be either a beautiful thing, or a descent into heartbreak.

Personally rooting for the former, IF it should ever come to pass.
ChrisBRosado123 +3 points Pro Genji
May 31, 2017 at 5:51 pm
Polinky-sensei, I don't know whether to love you or hate you. You're definitely very good at what you do, I'll give you that.
Elidrake +2 points
May 31, 2017 at 4:41 pm
Fantastic art, but really rather sad.
tehpansexual +2 points Art of Bukkake
May 31, 2017 at 1:21 pm
Not going to lie, this penis was one of the most unconventionally drawn I have ever seen haha. Interesting shape and the veins are drawn in an interesting stylish manner. I will be looking forward to more of the art haha. The shaft is drawn wonderfully.
roflcopt0rz +3 points
June 01, 2017 at 12:53 am
Some artists draw penises in ways that make me question my sexuality.
EddieBeInBeddie +4 points holder of the CARP
May 31, 2017 at 1:05 pm
That had just enough ambiguity to be unsettling.
GODsHandOnEarth +2 points (Not-so-)Grim Reaper
May 31, 2017 at 1:15 pm
Which also made the story more realistic (let's just ignore the monster schlong for one minute)...
SirDougles +3 points Perverted Pun Purveyor
June 01, 2017 at 1:50 am
At least I'm not the only one who didn't want to acknowledge it.