de'Cypher wrote...
Space Cowboy wrote...
WHO THE FUCK IS SIMON
I'm Simon.
;_;
Simple Simon met a man,
Going to the brothel;
Says Simple Simon to the man,
Let me taste your cock.
Says the man to Simple Simon,
Show me first your pee pee;
Says Simple Simon to the man,
Indeed I have a small one.
Simple Simon went a-tricking,
For to catch a man;
All the wanking he had got,
Was in his mother's pussy.
Simple Simon went to look
If daddy was fucking his sister;
He sticking his fingers in his butt very much,
Which made poor Simon whistle.