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Don't quote my post.

Damn, I wish I had hair like that.

I'd say PixeyCube is doing a pretty good job of being a shitty newfag.

Go watch Gundam.
Or Doctor Who.

Because it is hentai you ignorant twat.

D:

All I have is mini-Twix and mini-Snickers.

JonTron. He does Youtube videos about games and stuff. Good friends with Egoraptor.

Just pick one fuckin' name

k cool

Mister Psychic Taco over here.

FINAL ROUND

AFTER AN ABSOLUTELY STUNNING MATCH, FAGGOT CAME OUT ON TOP, ABSOLUTELY DECIMATING HIS OPPONENT THE GREEN ONE.

THE VICTORY IS BITTERSWEET HOWEVER, AS FAGGOT SUFFERED A CRIPPLING INJURY.
THEY SAY ALL GREAT VICTORIES COME WITH A PRICE, AND FAGGOT HAS PAID HIS.

BOW BEFORE YOUR M&M DEATHMATCH WORLD CHAMPION, FAGGOT

ROUND 5
In a major upset, THE GREEN ONE has defeated RED COMET!
I guess RED COMET's speed didn't make up for the damage he took in the previous round!

ROUND 6
FAGGOT defeated the heavily damaged BROWN BUTTFUCKER with ease.
No surprise there.



COMING UP NEXT
THE FINAL ROUND BETWEEN THE GREEN ONE AND FAGGOT!
WHO WILL BE THE VICTOR? WHO WILL BE OUR GRAND CHAMPION?

Yes.

ROUND 3
BROWN BUTTFUCKER buttfucked his way to victory!
At the beginning of the match, he bent over ORANGE SOMETHING and relentlessly pounded his ass!
Despite winning, BROWN BUTTFUCKER took heavy damage from ORANGE SOMETHING's tight butthole.

ROUND 4
FAGGOT won. Woop-dee-doo. That is all.



FAGGOT took minor damage, while BROWN BUTTFUCKER wasn't so lucky!
Money is on FAGGOT in their next match, I just don't think BROWN BUTTFUCKER can survive those injuries!

COMING UP NEXT
Round 5: RED COMET vs THE GREEN ONE!
This match could go either way, you won't wanna miss this one!

Every contestant has a twin sibling that will be subbed in, should this happen.
Note that this will ONLY happen if a double-knockout occurs in the semi-finals.

Watch Doctor Who.
It's fantastic.

ROUND 1
RED COMET is the winner! He proceeds to the semi-finals!
After a fierce RED COMET KICK, BLUE STRIPED PANTSU just couldn't go on!
He shit his pants and was crushed under the pressure.

ROUND 2
THE GREEN ONE prevails! He also proceeds to the semi-finals!
That tactic that won him the match was pointing away and yelling "LOOK, TEGUMI IS NAKED!" I, and everyone else clearly looked in the direction he was pointing.
After turning back, THE GREEN ONE stood over YELLOW FEVER's destroyed corpse!
A dirty, yet effective tactic.



Both RED COMET and THE GREEN ONE sustained minor damage!
Their battle against each other could go either way!

Coming up next!
ROUND 3: ORANGE SOMETHING vs BROWN BUTTFUCKER!
ROUND 4: LOUISIANA BOB vs FAGGOT!
Stay tuned!

Honor, glory, and eaten.

Which is exactly where I got the idea.



I knew you'd go for Faggot <3

Time for the first annual FAKKU M&M Deathmatch World Tournament.

In this tournament, 8 contestants will battle for their lives, and for GLORY.
[size=10]Also all the contestants are M&Ms. [/h]

The tournament will consists of 3 heats, 7 battles altogether. 2 M&Ms enter, 1 leaves.

HOW DO M&MS BATTLE TO THE DEATH, YOU ASK? Well I'll tell you.
Stack 2 M&Ms, and hold them between your thumb and pointer finger.
Then SQUEEEEEEEZE until one of them gives out and explodes.
The winner goes on to the next round.

AND HERE ARE OUR 8 BRAVE CONTESTANTS.



RED COMET
A man M&M with a tragic past, hellbent on exacting revenge on those who killed his family.

BLUE STRIPED PANTSU
A pervert who collects women's panties. When he wins, he is going to Disneyland.

THE GREEN ONE
Its not easy being green. When he wins, he is going to make the whole world green, I guess!

YELLOW FEVER
"If it isn't Asian, I refuse to put my dick inside of it."

ORANGE SOMETHING
Doorhinge.

BROWN BUTTFUCKER
Intends to win the tournament for one reason and one reason only. To fuck Waar's ass.

LOUISIANA BOB
When he wins the tournament, he is going to home and become a family man!

FAGGOT
A faggot.

Here are the Round 1 tournament standings!


Round 1 will be RED COMET vs BLUE STRIPED PANTSU!
Round 2 will be THE GREEN ONE vs YELLOW FEVER!
Stay tuned for the results!