Antw0n Posts

Call it Stab-Wound-Fuck Translations and I'll join

My FAKKU hat arrived today! Thanks Jacob!

Mine just arrived. Nice with the 2-day shipping. Will post pics later.

Haman.
Durr.

Wow.
I seriously don't have a Slowpoke image slow enough for this amount of slow.
I'm marking down this date.
In one year I'll post a thread with a Slowpoke image, saying "Everyone already knows about this shit you fucking Slowpoke."

You couldn't get me to drink from a Gundam SEED can if you held me down and held my mouth open with metal restraints.
By sheer force of will I would shut down my body and end my own life so I wouldn't be able to drink it.

Not Gundam.
Just life. Life is hard.

Think I'd rather stick my dick in an anthill.

You fucks have repeated lyrics twice now. Just stop. You already ruined it.

Is this about to happen?
C'mon guys. Open your eyes. Look up to the skies and see, this is stupid and overdone.

Awwwww, why not?

5. Oni Chichi series
4. Dark Love
3. Taimanin Asagi
2. Stringendo / Accelerendo series
1. Umemaro 3D series
C'mon, who doesn't love Umemaro? I'll tell you who- people who haven't seen it.
Superb animation and detail, great sound quality, good fucking everything.
Everyone has seen the hot female doctor episode at one point in their hentai watching career, and if you haven't, what the fuck is your problem?
[size=9]I know it's not anime, but it's 3D anime-style animated hentai so fuck you.[/h]

What I like to see in hentai, anything that's not boring-ass fucking stupid vanilla shit.
Puts my dick to sleep faster than granny porn. Some rare exceptions for out-there vanilla or really good animation.

I wanna see rape, tentacles, weird shit... most of all, the mother of all good hentai, NTR.
Gundam-be-praised we have NTR to liven up an otherwise boring hentai world.

Can I avoid the homosexual part?

Old news.
I'd love to own the collection, though.

I've got a question. Can I easily put a pin or button in the side of the hat?

Wha?

I only sorta remember you. Refresh my memory.