artcellrox Posts

I showed up, was awesome, and got made global moderator.
[size=2]If people really want I could write something up but it's fairly uninteresting.[/h]

I must say that there was not enough Harmonian in this post though.

you seem to be a nice person

meh!

Interesting shit but I feel like this is a bit overboard in a few places. Discover your style, learn how to go to the extraordinary, earn some fucking respect in iB? I think you seem to be forgetting this is a forum for a fucking porn site.

But not sure why people would want to watch you eat them.

One thing I'd like to see on it is multiple tag selection. Example only show manga that are oppai, megane, and tsundere.

Your duties are thus:

-Protect me while when I able unable to protect myself (i.e. defusing bombs, sleeping, playing a video game with no pause feature)
-Be able to lift heavy things upwards to 200 Kilos
-Grunt a lot.
-Bring home a bacon. Which bacon you bring home does not matter, I am flexible on this.
-Make me at least one meal a day.

In return I will:

-Provide lodgings (or you can provide your own if you choose)
-Will accompany you on your adventures.
-Carry 250 lbs of equipment for you.
-Open a shop to sell stuff for you.
-Make you one homecooked meal a day that will boost your health, stamina, and magicka regeneration by 25% for 600 seconds
-Turn you into a vampire if you wish (I can only do this once and you'll have to turn yourself back to normal if you ever change your mind)

Lately I've taken up crocheting.

I'm glad I'm not fucking that.

that looks like the dumbest game ever

Too bad the police need proof instead of here say