artcellrox Posts
Nate River wrote...
:arrow: Happy Birthday man, didn't have time to consider a proper gift so.. here ya go(and be careful, it's uncensored) :D
Fuck, I can't top that gift, I guess I'll be that friend who doesn't get you anything cause I don't want to be outdone. oooohhh Cake!
OH SHITE!
The seatbelt advice will not be taken lightly, from now it will be added to things I use to protect myself, right next to condoms.
The seatbelt advice will not be taken lightly, from now it will be added to things I use to protect myself, right next to condoms.
Day 1: Cry
Day 2: Cry then fap(while still crying)
Day 3: Kill my dog Dave, I always knew my girlfriend was cheating on me with my best friend, I just didn't it was Man's best friend. Then cry.
Day 4: Whore city, Population - My Penis
Day 5: Try to meet with everyone of Fakku irl (you guys are my family) will plea for sexual favors from the female members (I'm dying!). *imagines incest with Rukia-nee
Day 6: Locate Jacob, punch him for not getting the image section up in time before my demise, hug, then cry together.
Day 7: Slut Town! In my last seconds I will stick my penis in the blow hole of a whale/dolphin/whatever the fuck I can find, explain that shit CSI!
Day 2: Cry then fap(while still crying)
Day 3: Kill my dog Dave, I always knew my girlfriend was cheating on me with my best friend, I just didn't it was Man's best friend. Then cry.
Day 4: Whore city, Population - My Penis
Day 5: Try to meet with everyone of Fakku irl (you guys are my family) will plea for sexual favors from the female members (I'm dying!). *imagines incest with Rukia-nee
Day 6: Locate Jacob, punch him for not getting the image section up in time before my demise, hug, then cry together.
Day 7: Slut Town! In my last seconds I will stick my penis in the blow hole of a whale/dolphin/whatever the fuck I can find, explain that shit CSI!
Pasithea wrote...
jester of sorts wrote...
everyone is so nice, maybe we can have a circle jerk one day, but not today... must play call of duty now. jkSo we sit in a circle jerk off and sing campfire songs? Sounds delightful. xD
Let's not forgot the s'mores.
Newbie! Bring the chocolate and and Graham crackers. We already have marshmellows.
ZiggyOtaku wrote...
What's it called? D; I want one. lolAw. $100? God damn, I can't afford anything like that. I'm struggling to make ends meets as it is. But that just makes me frustrated even more because I figure if it's expensive that means it must feel a lot better then your average $20-$30 vibrators.
Do not fret, I'll get you one, just leave your mailing address right here. :D
Eranikum wrote...
IsTehErreip wrote...
will you make mine 2?Shouldn't it be the other way round? you make lunch for her? After all she is a girl and your a gentleman. :roll:
No, he got it right the first time, she should be the one in the kitchen, making us sandwiches.
Azuran wrote...
oldmanleroy wrote...
Resident Evil DegenerationSpoiler:
I love you God! Thanks you for answering my prayers.
I doubt the people in the RE universe are thinking the same.
rukia92 wrote...
FUCK PISS FUCK FUCK ASS FUCK PISS FUCK....Ironically, that's pretty much all I do outside work and Fakku.
Pasithea wrote...
Maybe Chuck Norris is his...dad? DxGood deduction, my dear Watson-kun. That would explain many of the Fakkuza's infatuating man love for him.
Welcome to the FAKKU forums!
We don't care if you're a newfag. Just if you're a fag in general
:shock: good combination!
We don't care if you're a newfag. Just if you're a fag in general
apnwilaa wrote...
I'm a yuri freak. And Tentacles. Yuri and Tentacles <3:shock: good combination!
