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What the dick?

DURING MY JOURNEY THROUGH THE NINETEENTH DIMENSION GOVERNED BY THE GREAT DEMON LORD QWERBLTOPIS, I GOT ENOUGH EXPERIENCE TO HIT LEVEL INFINITY, THEREBY RESETTING TO LEVEL 1 WITHOUT LOSING MY STATS. I WAS REBORN, STRONGER, FASTER, DICKTREEER. YET, AT THE TIME, I HAD NOT REALISED THAT MY BRILLIANCE OUTSHONE THE SUN ALL DAY, ERRY DAY. IT WASN'T UNTIL I REACHED THE DEMON LORD THAT I FOUND OUT. THE DEMON LORD WAS ALL "Yo, dawg. You got some crazy brilliance, son. Makin' m' shit go all crazy. Like a million suns all up in this bitch, na'mean?". AND THEN I FUCKED YOUR MOM.




Rep amounts to nothing so, like, yeah, go ahead.



TOMORROW, DAWG.



I SHALL REVEAL THIS SHIT TOMORROW. IT'S A LONG STORY. FUCKIN' REGALE YOU FUCKS WITH A TALE ABOUT MY ADVENTURE THAT LASTED FOR MORE THAN A WEEK.



REAL MEN NEVER LET OTHER PEOPLE DO ANYTHING BEFORE THEM.



WhothedicksisMiya. ALSO, LOLYEAHNIGGER. GOATS KEEP CHEWING THREW THE INTRANET WIRES UP IN HERE.



WELL, IT WASN'T IN THE NINETEENTH DIMENSION, I CAN ASSURE YOU OF THAT.



Ask Dos' faggoty crumpit sucking ass.



I'M ONE IN AN INFINITY, MOTHERFUCKER. ALSO, UNLIKE THE REST OF THE FUCKERS ON FAKKU, I'M NOT A FLAMING FAGGOT AND DON'T POST LIKE ONE. SOYEAH



NP. I HAVE, HOWEVER, BOMBED THE SHIT OUT OF THINGS.



I'M THE ULTIMATE SUICIDE BOMBER. I REFUSE TO DIE AFTER SUICIDE BOMBING. FUCKING SURVIVE USING MY WILLPOWER AND GATSU.



THEY'D PROBABLY AWE AT MY AMAZINGNESS EVEN HARDER AND START BLOWING ME HARDER THAN THEY WERE PREVIOUSLY.

I DON'T DISCRIMINATE. IN MY EYES, ALL ROCKS ARE EQUALLY GOOD FOR THROWING.

WHEN I WAS A SPRAM IN MY OTOU-CHAN'S JUNK. I OVERWHELMED MY BRETHREN WITH MY MANLINESS AND STROLLED OVER TO MY OKAA-CHAN'S SHI' LIKE A PRO WHO NO LONGER HAD ANY FUCKS TO GIVE.



LOLYOUNOIT



NO. I DID USE A DICKTREE SPIRIT BOMB THOUGH.

MOTHERFUCKER, ONLY POOR SONS OF BITCHES DO THINGS FOR SNACKS. REAL MEN GET SNACKS FROM THEIR TRILLIONS OF ADMIRERS.

NOP. I ONLY LET GIRLS FUCK ME WITH THEIR DICKS. HOWEVER, IF YOU WERE TO GROW A VAGINA WITHOUT THE USE OF SOME SORT OF SURGERY, I MIGHT CONSIDER LETTING YOU DO MY LAUNDRY.

AGAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAIN

I, BEING THE GLORIOUS AMERICA LOVING TERRORIST THAT I AM, AM ALL FOR BANDWAGONS AND GETTING NINJA DRESSES OFF OF CRAZY BROWN PEOPLE. NOW, I WAS PRETTY DISAPPOINT IN IB FOR RUNNING OUT OF BANDWAGON IDEAS AND FUCKIN' RECYCLING OLD BANDWAGURNS, BUT FUCK THAT, BEING DISAPPOINT WAS TOO MUCH WORK.

REJOICE, YOU FILTHY DICK JUGGLERS, MY BRILLIANCE THAT OUTSHINES THE SUN AND I ARE READY TO ANSWER YOUR QUESTIONS.

How hard do you love me, bro?

[lolprobablyprettyhard]

Why the fuck did these awful "ASK MY UNIMPORTANT ASS QUESTIONS" threads get become active again?

What is with you and Chinese penises?

I prefer the webcomic itself.

Reason: Black people are scary.

I can't be bothered to remember their names so I just remember them by their noticeable traits.

FAKKU MODS: Diabetic, Giant Forehead, Rude and Crass, Takes It Up The Ass, VN Guy, Less Popular VN Guy, Guy With Vocaloid Avatar.

BECAUSE MY GOAT'S SO OVERWHELMINGLY FUCKING MANLY THAT HE COULD DESTROY THE UNIVERSE, I HAD TO FUCKIN' BALANCE THAT SHIT BY GIVING HIM A GIRLY NAME.

Two hours before I made that other post.

FEELS GOOD, DOESN'T IT?

>Implying pictures that are good enough exist.

>Implying a pic showing some boob isn't good.

Zak, I know I call you a faggot almost every time I converse with you, but like, are you actually gay?

You must be hard of hearing.

No. Fuck Camels. I'M A REAL REAL MAN, AND REAL REAL MEN BECOME BROS4LYF WITH GOATS. His name is Jeniffer.

Fuckin' fantastic, another newfag obsessed with Waar and making threads about him.

Please, let's just skip all the boring crap in the middle and skip to the last part; the one where you fade into obscurity.

HERE'S WHAT HAPPENS:
The Paki and the Camel have a spat
The spat degenerates into a fight
The Camel and the Paki throw down
IF THE CAMEL AND THE PAKI CAN COME TO TERMS WITH THE PROBLEMS THAT CAUSED THE FIGHT, THEIR FRIENDSHIP BECOMES EVEN STRONGER

UNBREAKABLE BOND.

What? No. Guys in Pakiland marry professional rock throwers.