Cat-ness Posts
Pervy Fatman wrote...
how did this whole "brilliance that outshines the sun thing" start?DURING MY JOURNEY THROUGH THE NINETEENTH DIMENSION GOVERNED BY THE GREAT DEMON LORD QWERBLTOPIS, I GOT ENOUGH EXPERIENCE TO HIT LEVEL INFINITY, THEREBY RESETTING TO LEVEL 1 WITHOUT LOSING MY STATS. I WAS REBORN, STRONGER, FASTER, DICKTREEER. YET, AT THE TIME, I HAD NOT REALISED THAT MY BRILLIANCE OUTSHONE THE SUN ALL DAY, ERRY DAY. IT WASN'T UNTIL I REACHED THE DEMON LORD THAT I FOUND OUT. THE DEMON LORD WAS ALL "Yo, dawg. You got some crazy brilliance, son. Makin' m' shit go all crazy. Like a million suns all up in this bitch, na'mean?". AND THEN I FUCKED YOUR MOM.
Antw0n wrote...
Am I worthy enough to give you a +rep?Rep amounts to nothing so, like, yeah, go ahead.
GroverCleaveland wrote...
WHEN ARE YOU GOING TO TELL THOSE STORIES THAT YOU PROMISED YOU TREEDICKED FAGGOT?TOMORROW, DAWG.
Sneakyone wrote...
WHERE THE FUCK WERE YOU ALL THIS TIMEI SHALL REVEAL THIS SHIT TOMORROW. IT'S A LONG STORY. FUCKIN' REGALE YOU FUCKS WITH A TALE ABOUT MY ADVENTURE THAT LASTED FOR MORE THAN A WEEK.
KrystalFortuneTeller wrote...
Sneakyone wrote...
WHERE THE FUCK WERE YOU ALL THIS TIMEI was about to ask that lol
REAL MEN NEVER LET OTHER PEOPLE DO ANYTHING BEFORE THEM.
Anesthetize wrote...
Miya would not approveSneakyone wrote...
WHERE THE FUCK WERE YOU ALL THIS TIMEThey don't have internet in Libya atm obv. Sisami had to do hours of Gaddafi dick sucking to even post this.
WhothedicksisMiya. ALSO, LOLYEAHNIGGER. GOATS KEEP CHEWING THREW THE INTRANET WIRES UP IN HERE.
EmiyaKiritsugu wrote...
Aaaaannnd the sun rises again.Seriously where was your shining, brilliant ass at?
WELL, IT WASN'T IN THE NINETEENTH DIMENSION, I CAN ASSURE YOU OF THAT.
godotccf wrote...
How are the crumpits?Ask Dos' faggoty crumpit sucking ass.
Callonia wrote...
Why do you have a unique talking style compared to most of the people on fakku? I'M ONE IN AN INFINITY, MOTHERFUCKER. ALSO, UNLIKE THE REST OF THE FUCKERS ON FAKKU, I'M NOT A FLAMING FAGGOT AND DON'T POST LIKE ONE. SOYEAH
Deftera wrote...
Have you ever bombed the shit off of something?NP. I HAVE, HOWEVER, BOMBED THE SHIT OUT OF THINGS.
Iam1vs100xp wrote...
AFTER BOMBING, ARE YOU STILL ALIVE?I'M THE ULTIMATE SUICIDE BOMBER. I REFUSE TO DIE AFTER SUICIDE BOMBING. FUCKING SURVIVE USING MY WILLPOWER AND GATSU.
opanihuya wrote...
What would people around you do if they found out you suck maya's cock and come here to talk about your manhood brilliance?What type of throwing rocks do you prefer and why?
Since when did you became obsessed with manlyness?
THEY'D PROBABLY AWE AT MY AMAZINGNESS EVEN HARDER AND START BLOWING ME HARDER THAN THEY WERE PREVIOUSLY.
I DON'T DISCRIMINATE. IN MY EYES, ALL ROCKS ARE EQUALLY GOOD FOR THROWING.
WHEN I WAS A SPRAM IN MY OTOU-CHAN'S JUNK. I OVERWHELMED MY BRETHREN WITH MY MANLINESS AND STROLLED OVER TO MY OKAA-CHAN'S SHI' LIKE A PRO WHO NO LONGER HAD ANY FUCKS TO GIVE.
BLZebub51 wrote...
IS YOUR PAKI INTERNET STILL SUCKING DONKEY DICK LIKE A PRO?LOLYOUNOIT
ZeKeR wrote...
did you use a neutron bomb?NO. I DID USE A DICKTREE SPIRIT BOMB THOUGH.
MOTHERFUCKER, ONLY POOR SONS OF BITCHES DO THINGS FOR SNACKS. REAL MEN GET SNACKS FROM THEIR TRILLIONS OF ADMIRERS.
NOP. I ONLY LET GIRLS FUCK ME WITH THEIR DICKS. HOWEVER, IF YOU WERE TO GROW A VAGINA WITHOUT THE USE OF SOME SORT OF SURGERY, I MIGHT CONSIDER LETTING YOU DO MY LAUNDRY.
AGAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAIN
I, BEING THE GLORIOUS AMERICA LOVING TERRORIST THAT I AM, AM ALL FOR BANDWAGONS AND GETTING NINJA DRESSES OFF OF CRAZY BROWN PEOPLE. NOW, I WAS PRETTY DISAPPOINT IN IB FOR RUNNING OUT OF BANDWAGON IDEAS AND FUCKIN' RECYCLING OLD BANDWAGURNS, BUT FUCK THAT, BEING DISAPPOINT WAS TOO MUCH WORK.
REJOICE, YOU FILTHY DICK JUGGLERS, MY BRILLIANCE THAT OUTSHINES THE SUN AND I ARE READY TO ANSWER YOUR QUESTIONS.
I, BEING THE GLORIOUS AMERICA LOVING TERRORIST THAT I AM, AM ALL FOR BANDWAGONS AND GETTING NINJA DRESSES OFF OF CRAZY BROWN PEOPLE. NOW, I WAS PRETTY DISAPPOINT IN IB FOR RUNNING OUT OF BANDWAGON IDEAS AND FUCKIN' RECYCLING OLD BANDWAGURNS, BUT FUCK THAT, BEING DISAPPOINT WAS TOO MUCH WORK.
REJOICE, YOU FILTHY DICK JUGGLERS, MY BRILLIANCE THAT OUTSHINES THE SUN AND I ARE READY TO ANSWER YOUR QUESTIONS.
Callonia wrote...
Cherry Jelly wrote...
\and about halfway into the party like 20-30 black people from the ghetto showed up that were not invited and they fucking pepper sprayed the guard at the gate to get in "lolz", and when the guy who's house it was told them to leave he got pepper sprayed too "lolz x2".Bigger question is why ur partymates didn't band together and kick them out.
Reason: Black people are scary.
I can't be bothered to remember their names so I just remember them by their noticeable traits.
FAKKU MODS: Diabetic, Giant Forehead, Rude and Crass, Takes It Up The Ass, VN Guy, Less Popular VN Guy, Guy With Vocaloid Avatar.
FAKKU MODS: Diabetic, Giant Forehead, Rude and Crass, Takes It Up The Ass, VN Guy, Less Popular VN Guy, Guy With Vocaloid Avatar.
BLZebub51 wrote...
Sisami wrote...
No. Fuck Camels. I'M A REAL REAL MAN, AND REAL REAL MEN BECOME BROS4LYF WITH GOATS. His name is Jeniffer.I keep forgetting your goat is a he. WHY JENIFFER?
BECAUSE MY GOAT'S SO OVERWHELMINGLY FUCKING MANLY THAT HE COULD DESTROY THE UNIVERSE, I HAD TO FUCKIN' BALANCE THAT SHIT BY GIVING HIM A GIRLY NAME.
opanihuya wrote...
Sisami wrote...
I'M A REAL REAL MANWhen did that shit level up?
Iam1vs100xp wrote...
Jeniffer.Spoiler:
Two hours before I made that other post.
FEELS GOOD, DOESN'T IT?
GoodDay wrote...
Sisami wrote...
Zak wrote...
LostQuartet wrote...
Wow that looks scary. And you missed a huge portion of my lips. I am disappoint in your photoshop skills.I was in a hurry.
PM me a good pic. I'll shoop it good.
>Implying a pic showing some boob isn't good.
>Implying a pic showing some cleavage is good enough.
>Implying pictures that are good enough exist.
Zak wrote...
LostQuartet wrote...
Wow that looks scary. And you missed a huge portion of my lips. I am disappoint in your photoshop skills.I was in a hurry.
PM me a good pic. I'll shoop it good.
>Implying a pic showing some boob isn't good.
Zak, I know I call you a faggot almost every time I converse with you, but like, are you actually gay?
opanihuya wrote...
I can respect that. What about you Sisami, have you acquired a camel's trust?No. Fuck Camels. I'M A REAL REAL MAN, AND REAL REAL MEN BECOME BROS4LYF WITH GOATS. His name is Jeniffer.
Fuckin' fantastic, another newfag obsessed with Waar and making threads about him.
Please, let's just skip all the boring crap in the middle and skip to the last part; the one where you fade into obscurity.
Please, let's just skip all the boring crap in the middle and skip to the last part; the one where you fade into obscurity.
opanihuya wrote...
Sisami wrote...
Pervy Fatman wrote...
flare_knight1 wrote...
Sisami wrote...
Pervy Fatman wrote...
Sisami wrote...
Oh, hey, it's Pervy Fatman's mother.funny sisami..very funny.
edit: at least my mother doesn't throw shoes or wears a rag over her face.
At least my mother doesn't look like she was mauled by a lion.
Isn't some idiot over there gonna wrestle a Lion to prove....something?
nope they wrestle camels over there.
Exactly. Because that's what real men wrestle. REAL FUCKING CAMELS.
Why would someone wrestle a camel? Aren't they like sandman's best friend?
HERE'S WHAT HAPPENS:
The Paki and the Camel have a spat
The spat degenerates into a fight
The Camel and the Paki throw down
IF THE CAMEL AND THE PAKI CAN COME TO TERMS WITH THE PROBLEMS THAT CAUSED THE FIGHT, THEIR FRIENDSHIP BECOMES EVEN STRONGER
UNBREAKABLE BOND.
AvatarEnd wrote...
Sisami wrote...
Pervy Fatman wrote...
flare_knight1 wrote...
Sisami wrote...
Pervy Fatman wrote...
Sisami wrote...
Oh, hey, it's Pervy Fatman's mother.funny sisami..very funny.
edit: at least my mother doesn't throw shoes or wears a rag over her face.
At least my mother doesn't look like she was mauled by a lion.
Isn't some idiot over there gonna wrestle a Lion to prove....something?
nope they wrestle camels over there.
Exactly. Because that's what real men wrestle. REAL FUCKING CAMELS.
Thought that was what you guys married.
What? No. Guys in Pakiland marry professional rock throwers.
