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PSN: Teslasize

Just tell me you're from FAKKU or something, or I'll think you're just someone from Destiny who wants me to run them through the Weekly Strike.

Playing Destiny on and off until I get bored again and wait for the next expansion to be released. Also toying with Borderlands 2, Tomb Raider 2013, FTL, Dragonage: Inquisition and Dying Light.

Thinking of getting Stranded Deep and Sunless Sea, but might wait until they're a bit more refined/patched. Waiting on the Homeworld Remastered release as well...oh man, been waiting on something Homeworld related for a decade.

I just hope they kept the music done by Yes in the game, would not be the same without it.

You have won and saved me. What do you desire in compensation? I can send you a t-shirt of your size in a design we have, perhaps a book...OR...if you're going to a convention I'll get your drink tab.

Hello, first time posting here to maybe find an older hentai I viewed around 2011-12 I think.

It has 4-5 parts, and involves two women (eventually introducing a third later). They come from a dystopian future where men just have sex with robots and forego real women due to some law against intimacy or something of the like. They travel to the past, and end up in modern day Japan and encounter/befriend a Japanese male laborer and crash at his place.

Eventual fuckin' occurs, and one of the female protagonist's name is Feb, that's the one name I can recall. The third female eventually comes from the future to bring them back, and sexes the guy as well. Then Feb stays behind in modern Japan with the guy who has fallen in love with her, while her two female friends go back to their future to perhaps change society. The last page is an image hinting that those two women came back from the future with positive results.

I imagine this piece to be older than 2011, but I can't really remember when I first looked at it. It was before FAKKU let you favorite and save hentai, though I don't know when that change was first established. I do not expect anyone to be able to help me with remembering the name of this hentai, but might as well try.

As added incentive, I'll send you a random shirt if you can find this piece. Or drinks are on me should you end up at a con I attend.

AB holds dealer registration off until the very last minute, like a month before the convention starts. I have no idea why they do this...think I remember a staff member saying it's to make it fair for all potential dealers to gain entry.

First come, first served scenario for signing up, though since FAKKU is supposedly giving panels this year I think we'll get the booths we'd like.

Crazy Ben here, with news and shit.

FAKKU is changing the shipping policy in regards to pre-orders bought in combination with other items in stock. What we have been doing up until now is sending the items we have on hand ahead of the pre-ordered items and then sending the pre-order items when they became available (and paying for the extra shipping ourselves).

Before this change if you ordered lets say...some shirts, other hentai and Renai Sample (before it got here), you would get the items in stock sent to you before Renai Sample. Then, when that book was released, it would be sent to you separately. We originally wanted to get Renai Sample out as fast as possible, at no extra cost to the customer. We took on the additional shipping costs to send the other parts of orders out before the book shipped, and then again when we got the book in.

Going forward we will hold off on sending any part of the order to you until we have received ALL items in our store. So if you ordered all of our books together, it basically means you'll get your order sent out when all of the books have arrived and their release dates have come.

Also, Priority Mail International Express, Priority Mail International, and UPS Standard mail orders that have had other items paired with pre-orders for new releases (Alluring Woman, Tokoharu Apartments, and Peachy-Butt Girls), will be held until those release dates come. Some people who have ordered through these methods have still received part of their orders despite this new policy, and they'll still get the books slated for release when they're available.

This policy went into effect today, and from here on out will remain effective until stated otherwise. If you have issues or concerns regarding this change, contact me (store@fakku.net). If you can't wait for your non-pre-order item just place a separate order and it will go out as normal.

Now I have to go play Dragon Age: Inquisition and fly back east to be cold I guess. Gimme dental insurance.

Plain sticky notes are my usual go-to censoring device when at a convention. If you have ever come to a FAKKU booth, you have witnessed this firsthand.

Fucking bedtime.

I want it to be the complete Futabu! works. Then again, might want to hope for that one a few months later, already have Bosshi and wouldn't want an overload or I'd lose my penis.

I should invest in an onahole for that day...

THIS. THIS MOTHA FUCKA RIGHT HERE. RIGHT. FUCKIN. HERE.

Also worth noting: if you have emailed me a correction of address, I will do it. However, your confirmation email sent to you when I finish your order WILL NOT have the updated address in it (coding limitation or something). That being said, check the tracking number the day after you get the email, just to make sure it's going the right way.

An email is mailed to the address you provided when checking out with the FAKKU store upon fulfillment of the order.

Meaning: When I package and label your stuff you get an email with tracking information. Once you get that email there are no others sent to you, the tracking information is the end of emails you get from us regarding the order unless you email in with an issue.

Back to slave labor.

Accurate, but we also have a girl with cat ears and a ragged tail who asks if she's kawaii enough every 16 minutes.

And the toaster does double duty as an impromptu laptop.

I emboldened that part so more readers may catch it before questioning where and who to send requests to.

Hello, Crazy Ben here. FAKKU Store Manager and the one responsible for ensuring your orders get to you.

Here is the update: Renai Sample will be delivered to our office tomorrow (December 16th) around 10 AM PST. After unloading all the books, I plan on starting with shipping immediately, going through the weekend and next week. I will be doing the majority of the shipping work for all of the orders that have accumulated since pre-ordering began.

Please keep in mind that since it's so close to Christmas, anything shipped will probably experience the usual holiday delays. I am sorry for the delays and inconveniences that have been ongoing. My reaction each time to news of a further delay or change has been this:

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I am trying to be as quick and concise as I can in getting your orders out. Again, my apologies for not being able to adhere to our release dates.

I hope that future releases will not experience these types of delays, and hope to have more distributors to ease the burden of shipping I face. Send any vital changes (address changes mostly) of Renai Sample hard copy orders to ben@fakku.net and I will try to make the necessary changes during my shipping time. If you include your order number it will help a lot.

Time to drink.

A while ago we did post that our books would become available through Amazon, and those plans still exist. However, as much as I would like to get our material into The Book Depository, they require our books to be carried by other distributors first.

It seems that our products need a 'history', so to speak, of being on the market for a time before they invest in procuring our work. Going through Ingram, as well as Baker & Taylor also require past sales records, reviews, and back-order lists.

We will have the necessary information in time, and then we can get our books sold through other distributors. For the time being, we are not able to provide customers with these options for our first release.

I understand that prices for shipping internationally are quite expensive. Until we can offer our books through a wider platform, I apologize for the absurd prices in getting your enticing, visual stimulation from point A to B.



Now get the hell off my lawn.

Sorry for not getting back to you sooner, but no, we will be manned and ready for battle come day one. But please stop by, as I always enjoy chatting with other FAKKU members.

And if you know where a liquor store is...I may give you free things.

Aaaaaaaand just like that, all credibility is gone.

HEY. HEY. FUCKIN KING RIGHT HERE.

Also, sippin' dicks and crushin' nuts.

Crazy Ben here, in dire need of some help at the upcoming Youmacon 2014 held in Detroit, MI at the Cobo Center and Renaissance Center. We will have a booth in the Cobo Center, but so far it's just myself staffing it, so here's what I need:

I need you to work the booth with me from Oct 30th - Nov 2nd, during the dealers room hours and a bit before and after for setup and take down when necessary. You will get a free dealers badge, food, hotel room (cot or floor or bed...we'll see) and I will pay you in addition to all that. You'll probably get some free shirts or hentai as well. Maybe a shot or two (being in Detroit that could mean a slug or alcohol - hopefully the latter).

At the end of the con if you did well, I may call on you for future conventions, we'll have to see. Keep in mind this is only for ONE individual, not you and your entourage, nor friends who have no room or close place to stay. Business before pleasure, if at any point I feel that you are not performing your duties at the booth for the convention, then you're gone and I'll be informing con personnel to revoke your badge. If you think I'm being a hard ass, damn straight! I'm there to help get FAKKU's name out and profit, fun for me comes secondary.

Now for...uh, 'requirements':

-21 years of age, and that's that, because liquor
-prior experience in retail or customer interaction is huge, can apply with none but be prepared for a 'no thanks' response unless you are really impressive
-your own transportation to and from the convention center. I can house you in the hotel room should you need, and if you're cosplaying even better - but keep in mind you're with me to work.
-I will give you time off to hang out with friends or go for photos..but not all day. If you know of good food places you can run to for lunch then you're the goddamn messiah. FREE LUNCH!? HORY SHET!

Think that's it, I will accept 'resumes' at ben@fakku.net starting...NOW! Please include specific questions within as well, and I will try to reply to them as quickly as possible. I will have found someone by Monday next week, so you have until Sunday 11:59 PM PST to send in anything.

I will not check messages through FAKKU, only email, so please plan accordingly.

CURRY EVERY GOD DAMN DAY.

I WILL WISH I WAS DEAD BY DAY 2.

And damn are the subways smelly and hot, I can see why the homeless take refuge there during the winter months.

There will be a FAKKU booth at Anime Weekend Atlanta this year, myself and Mike will be attending. I do not have the location of the booth or its number, but will edit this post before the end of the week with updated information.

Come by and say hello to us, or curse us. With candy...and liquor. Something, something, boobs.

And let me know where a Popeye's Chicken is, I hear they're fuckin' awesome.