crimson875 Posts
Nice to meet ya Nick, I do hope you will continue to enjoy this site. There is a request section if you have any requests, Incoherent Babbling is where people gather to babble incoherently and... can't really think of anything else right now.
Heizan wrote...
Sprite wrote...
Heizan wrote...
Sakuya has armpits too.
Hmmm when someone's wearing a maid outfit I tend to focus more on the stockings and garterbelt
Oh well XD
What is the main focus here?
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Nice pic, I've only seen the ones where Sakuya has the original maid outfit on, it covers them up.
sth like this:
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Sakuya has her appeals too. Reimu, Marisa, Sakuya and Alice are my top touhou characters.
I like Marisa not because of her sex appeal but more of her character. That's why I tend to pick out more boyish Marisas rather than the lolis and ones with huge tits.
Rise-chan wrote...
Sprite wrote...
Just tell him "Thank You" and proceed to glue your ass to the seat.[color=red][b]He can't get up later, then. Lol.
Tis a joke Risette.
Vivaldiren wrote...
Reading C.S. Lewis "The Chronicles of Narnia" and fully realizing that I will die. Made me watch Ghost in the Shell for a few days and start reading up on Biomedical Engineering.....What a coincidence, I did the same thing when I was 11. I cried for a day.
PumpJack McGee wrote...
Sprite wrote...
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So... basically you get a handjob from the nurse every time you want to fap? I'ma guess the nurse is either a guy or an old lady.
Actually, most of the nurses that have attended me were rather cute. One actually asked for my number last year, but that was over near Manitoba, whereas I live in Quebec.
It's not like I could have done all that much anyways, with a broken neck and hooked up with tubes and wires and constantly doped up on morphine.
She did take her sweet time giving me my daily sponge bath, though- and I didn't complain.
Unlucky lucky bastard -_-
Heart Disease and Cancer aren't may not necessarily be diseases. Heart disease is more of an injury while cancer is a cell mutating uncontrollably invading the entire body eventually shutting it down.
PumpJack McGee wrote...
Sprite wrote...
PumpJack McGee wrote...
Sprite wrote...
PumpJack McGee wrote...
Sprite wrote...
http://blog.al.com/breaking/2010/08/the_miracle_of_huntsville_truc.htmlno one can beat this.
I broke my neck and got the same graft-thing screwed into my spine.
Not as bad as his (my skull was still attached), but I think I'm pretty much par for the course.
Anyways, this kinda thread has already been made a few times, but I'll just list some things off the top of me head.
-Broke my neck, as stated above. Car accident. Also broke my elbow, cracked some ribs, punctured a lung, and suffered a severe concussion from which my brain's still funny.
-Got slammed with a baseball bast when I was seven. On the corner of my eye. Got my very first stitches.
-Got kicked in the face by a horse. Four titanium plates are what hold my mouth to my skull.
-Fell off the roof of a three story building and sprained my back. That messed up my knees, too.
-Got hit by cars on several occasions.
Those are the worst ones, as I recall.
Is this the reason why you lie in a hospital bed year round?
My track record thus far seems to limit my hospital stays to my birthday, as I've spent two consecutive ones in critical before and after surgery (jaw and neck).
That's unfortunate... how do you fap in the hospital?
Nurse does it for you.
Actually, it's kinda tough to cum with a catheter shoved in your prick.
Not particularly comfortable.
So... basically you get a handjob from the nurse every time you want to fap? I'ma guess the nurse is either a guy or an old lady.
PumpJack McGee wrote...
Sprite wrote...
PumpJack McGee wrote...
Sprite wrote...
http://blog.al.com/breaking/2010/08/the_miracle_of_huntsville_truc.htmlno one can beat this.
I broke my neck and got the same graft-thing screwed into my spine.
Not as bad as his (my skull was still attached), but I think I'm pretty much par for the course.
Anyways, this kinda thread has already been made a few times, but I'll just list some things off the top of me head.
-Broke my neck, as stated above. Car accident. Also broke my elbow, cracked some ribs, punctured a lung, and suffered a severe concussion from which my brain's still funny.
-Got slammed with a baseball bast when I was seven. On the corner of my eye. Got my very first stitches.
-Got kicked in the face by a horse. Four titanium plates are what hold my mouth to my skull.
-Fell off the roof of a three story building and sprained my back. That messed up my knees, too.
-Got hit by cars on several occasions.
Those are the worst ones, as I recall.
Is this the reason why you lie in a hospital bed year round?
My track record thus far seems to limit my hospital stays to my birthday, as I've spent two consecutive ones in critical before and after surgery (jaw and neck).
That's unfortunate... how do you fap in the hospital?
Nice writing there. I've never actually read any stories from a woman's point of view. I'd give you a +rep but mine is already spent for the day.
Sechs Jahre genügten, um die Träume von Jahrhunderten zu erfüllen. Ein Jahr, um unser Volk in den Genuß jener Einheit zu bringen, die die vergeblich angestrebte Sehnsucht zahlreicher Generationen war. Da ich Sie heute als Vertreter unseres deutschen Volkes aus allen Gauen des Reiches um mich versammelt sehe und unter Ihnen die neugewählten Männer der Ostmark und des Sudetenlandes weiß, erliege ich wieder den gewaltigen Eindrücken des Geschehens eines Jahres, in dem sich Jahrhunderte verwirklichten. Wieviel Blut ist um dieses Ziel umsonst geflossen! Wie viele Millionen deutscher Männer sind bewußt oder unbewußt im Dienste dieser Zielsetzung seit mehr als tausend Jahren den bitteren Weg in den raschen oder schmerzvollen Tod gegangen! Wie viele andere wurden verdammt, hinter Festungs- und Kerkermauern ein Leben zu beenden, das sie Großdeutschland schenken wollten! Wie viele Hunderttausende sind als endloser, von Not und Sorge gepeitschter Strom deutscher Auswanderung in die weite Welt geflossen! jahrzehntelang noch an die unglückliche Heimat denkend, nach Generationen sie vergessend. Und nun ist in einem Jahre die Verwirklichung dieses Traumes gelungen. Nicht kampflos, wie gedankenlose Bürger dies vielleicht zu glauben pflegen.
UNIT wrote...
*when i spilled my coffee on my assignmant, but then i realized i had saved it on my computer earlier on.that feeling you get of nothing to do now but suicide.
whats the scariest shit involving school/highschool/university that ever happend to you?
Coffee isn't that bad, just hurry and shake the coffee up and the assignment should still be readable.
PumpJack McGee wrote...
Sprite wrote...
http://blog.al.com/breaking/2010/08/the_miracle_of_huntsville_truc.htmlno one can beat this.
I broke my neck and got the same graft-thing screwed into my spine.
Not as bad as his (my skull was still attached), but I think I'm pretty much par for the course.
Anyways, this kinda thread has already been made a few times, but I'll just list some things off the top of me head.
-Broke my neck, as stated above. Car accident. Also broke my elbow, cracked some ribs, punctured a lung, and suffered a severe concussion from which my brain's still funny.
-Got slammed with a baseball bast when I was seven. On the corner of my eye. Got my very first stitches.
-Got kicked in the face by a horse. Four titanium plates are what hold my mouth to my skull.
-Fell off the roof of a three story building and sprained my back. That messed up my knees, too.
-Got hit by cars on several occasions.
Those are the worst ones, as I recall.
Is this the reason why you lie in a hospital bed year round?
godotccf wrote...
you also forgot Aria boi
I assume you still haven't read the first post. I didn't forget anyone. I picked those three and made a thread. Next time you make your breakfast, I'ma say "You forgot to add celery"
godotccf wrote...
Sprite wrote...
godotccf wrote...
You forgot the other pillar of Tsundere *ehem* Hayate no Gotoku *ehem*Read before you post -_- seriously the first person who actually reads the opening post before posting will get a +rep from me.
Why the hate for Nagi?
Because she's part of a long running romantic comedy with a severe lack of romance.
