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You feed it after midnight, even though the old man told you not to but you wouldn't listen. It grows into a 50 foot tall monster bird. Taking you in its talons, it flies off with you... Into the window of a skyscraper's freshly waxed window. You and your bird both pummel to your death. Though you survive, broken and hospitalized till the old man comes for what more you stated you would "get back to him" with... Being unable to pay he decides to take your soul and put it into the body of his next "pet bird".
Edit: The new bird was named Dom.
(That was fun, imagination going wild.)
I wish I was cool!
Edit: The new bird was named Dom.
(That was fun, imagination going wild.)
I wish I was cool!
Satsugai wrote...
So much feels..Spoiler:
Simple...
~Hmph~ It's alright...
Fine, I like it...
~sniff~
(How the fuck do you not stare at that avi, takes all the will power I have to look away... and I don't understand why!!)
(Like I didn't see the one in IB already)
"Your gonna get in trouble" ~singing and dancing~
You did get me for a few seconds though, the first time. Had me laughing.
"Your gonna get in trouble" ~singing and dancing~
You did get me for a few seconds though, the first time. Had me laughing.
"How" not "who", confusing the way you worded it.
Go ahead and change your image... as long as the image itself does not violate the rules, pick whatever image you want.
Second part, I've never gotten that... I have no idea what it means, all i know is something about court.
Go ahead and change your image... as long as the image itself does not violate the rules, pick whatever image you want.
Second part, I've never gotten that... I have no idea what it means, all i know is something about court.
EineKrone wrote...
So, i think every man would be at least slightly eager to fuck her senseless. Like, make she pledge for piety. Especially a threesome with a hot teacher...I think fear would proceed before anything else, for quite a few, after (her) sexual experience first comes to mind.
EineKrone wrote...
The thing is, a few friends indeed have fucked her. From the stories, we made an theory that shes's an succubus. That's the only sane explanation for her existence, to spread happines and sexual pleasure, while being only an myth to others.Or a nympho and a drunk, with the possibility of an influence of the drug kind.
Potato Chips and Orange Juice.... Threw it into the freezer!... Not really I just drunk it... but that gives me an idea...
Foreground Eclipse wrote...
The stalking clown.I personally can't stalk, it gets super boring after 10 mins....
~kehkehkeh~ I am but a simple fool! You mistaken me for more than I am...
Can't tell if that's a joke or serious but just in case I am readying a noose. (I wanted to live, but I guess, some days you live, some days you die.)
Ninja'd... But I get to live!
"Thanks, you saved my bacon "
Ninja'd... But I get to live!
"Thanks, you saved my bacon "
You are incredibly successful, at making other people happy. Fulfilling their desires never achieving happiness of your own from your sacrifices to achieve success.
I wish... I would stop procrastinating.
I wish... I would stop procrastinating.
I deserve a real life harem, and I shall make it so (once I really deserve it, and have the ability to construct one.... which will never happen). All women deserve to be with me, and I deserve all women! HA~AHAHAHAHA
(Narcissistic quota met.)
(Narcissistic quota met.)
If they are worthy, die with dignity (kicking, screaming, and bitching).
Otherwise dance around them avoiding crap.
Otherwise dance around them avoiding crap.
It all started when he Enos'd a big whale. He then realised it was his own dissected penis, back to find but it was made of jelly and ate it, and jizzed everywhere.But then he went on a supercalifragilisticexpialidocious aadvark- ... thing. An old man seeking young boys going by the beach, thought it could use less big booty bitches and more of
