He was thinking only one thing: "Thank you, grandpa!"

And thus Emiru lost the title of most popular streamer on the website...

-Can I impregnate your wife?
-Well, you are the (male) protagonist of this story, so sure, do as you wish!

If you really want to have kinky sex always aim for the morals comittee - th members there are the most perverted in the whole school!

"The maid outfit doesn't suit me one bit" - Fake news!

I would say he was like Moses and used his divine staff in order to part her legs and let her love juices flow...

Plot twist: all girls are sisters...

She: Would you like a meal, a bath or me?
Me: Good girl.
She: We'll bang tonight no matter what!
Me: Great girl!

By the way: This reminded me a bit of the Methonium story in which a boxer is frustrated because he is the champion in the ring, but always gets outpowered in bed by the sex drive of his wife and always tries to beat her (and always loses)...

For Stoic Harada (ï¿£^ï¿£)ã‚ž

I was born with a hero’s soul
If you got one then you know
Reach my hand where the eagles fly
I feel so tall I can touch the sky

Holding hands while banging - just too cute...

Both boys look at each other and have the following dialogue:
-Watch?
-(nods) Watch!

Not again! You won't die on my watch!

This split second on page one everyone thought we got a new yuri story....
I'm also wondering if we get to see his friend eating (out) something other than his festival dishes...

Maybe you are not such a big loser as you think you are and thus don't really qualify for her?

"Next project" - she means marriage and children!

If you made a decision, please tell me as I need a second opinion on this one...

With her staying at home and taking care of him he - by accident - starts to get successful at work and soon gets promoted, but decides to keep it a secret from her in order to not lose her. Over time he gets promoted again and again and she grows suspicious with him coming home late and leaving the house early. She suspects he might be cheating on her with another girl and secretly follows him one day and discovers that he became he boss of the company branch in his town. She goes back home and waits for him to return home in order to confront him. They start to argue and he tells her that he kept it a secret in order to not lose her, because he loves her and at heart is still a loser and all his success is hers as everything he accomplished is because of her. She discovers that the whole "loser at heart who improved because of her" thing makes her horny like never before and they bang like rabbits. And get her impregnated. They marry, get five kids and he becomes the boss of the whole company. Throw in some jokes, split it into several parts and let a character named Hand-san appear and we'll get a nice series!

I'm totally fine with one of those nurses taking care of me and my sickness for the rest if my life...

And I assume you want one too, Eddie?

Or we move to Wani Town and get hoodies and t-shirts with Wani Town on them! How about that?