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Schanze leaned back against the window frame and sighed anxiously, the way a child would while impatiently waiting for a ride. Glancing at his watch he looked toward Ling, "15 minutes now, then it's hemotoxin time. Longest 5 minutes of my life, hopefully the next 15 don't pass so slowly." He pureed trough his binoculars again, then looked at his watch yet again. He had a child-like frown on his face, an almost pouting kind of expression. Patience was a virtue that was totally alien to the man. Glancing back at his watch he furrowed his brow and said under his breath, " 'give then ample time Schanze' he says, 'be patient he says' fucking author... Doesn't he know how boring it is waiting for them down there? If it wasn't for his damn lab I'd have already stopped pouting up with this stupid bullshit" he then looked back at his watch with another impatient sigh.

In a conversational tone that didn't even hold a note of concern Schanze asked Ling if anyone tried the "super-soldier" yet excitedly talking about his genius for having created it. He added that it would kill two birds with one stone if everyone tried it now, at least if one person did. He tested it on "normal people", buy the assault teams were, in his words, "exemplary, fine specimens of human anatomy, physiology or mental skill, each being unique from any of his previous test subjects."

Schanze took a deep breath, produced a test-tube from inside of his jacket and began tapping it's side with his finger. "15 minutes exposure is fatal and I may have placed some dispensers upwind from the heliport, under the heliport and in the vending machines around the heliport that may go off in..." He paused as he glanced at his watch, "say, 20 minutes, it's colorless and odorless so they won't know about it, hence I'm telling you to tell them. I'm here to watch" reaching inside his jacket again, this time to the opposite breast pocket he pulled out a pair out expensive binoculars, a small notepad, a stopwatch and a pen. "If the team dies that's on you, I warned you fair and square and even was nice enough to give you time to complete your little mission if you hurry. I'd rather not use them as my guinea pigs, the heliport personnel will do fine for that."

"oh you won't be needing it." Schanze said, "they will", he gestured towards the heliport. "Jon, in all his enigmatic charm asked me to assist, but only if you guys wouldn't die from it." He paused again, "there's more" he added.

Schanze, who was already fidgeting with a few strange vials quickly put them into his coat and walked into the room. Once he entered he promptly took a seat on the floor and produced a small bag of chips from his jacket. "want one?" He offered, but before Ling could even respond he then said, "right, right, the message..." He paused a moment, did everyone bring their masks gas masks?"

Ling's phone began to vibrate as a new text message appeared. "Quiet isn't it?" was all it read. The number was unknown to any member of the team. Immediately following the text message a soft tapping came from the door. The knock was familiar, it was Schanze, the so called mad scientist of the faction knocking first 6 notes from the adagio of Beethoven's 9th. He was always a curious kind of person, outspoken, arrogant, clearly intelligent yet lacking in most aspects of common sense, like not knocking on your sniper's door during a critical mission. Obviously his short attention span got the better of him as strange chemical smells leaked through the door and a but of quiet laughter could be heard on the other side of the door.

"Let me in, I've got news from Jon, you might want to hear this" he said.

(outside of the plot, things have calmed down some for me and I can GM again)

The girlfriend I had before the one I lost it to. There's more to it though. I would want to fuck her on the trench coat the faggot she cheated on me with always wore, not tell him about it for months, then after months of wearing it without washing it (the damn thing smelled awful) I'd bring him photos of her and I doing the horizontal monster mash on it and watch him freak out.

I haven't checked the RP yet, but if you haven't already joined do so.

Not without medical "help" she can't. If her and I are together long enough to want one we'll see a doctor and talk about it when the time comes. Eggs are good, lining is good, Ph is good, but the shape won't allow the fertilized egg to stick, even if it does the chances of it growing are incredibly slim, not to mention that the shape doesn't do so well with harboring a placenta. The zygote will be lucky if it naturally gets beyond the neoblast phase of development.

She can't have kids. If we ever want one adoption or something else is our only choice. She has a T-shaped uterus and can't carry a child internally. A miscarriage taught her that.

That's the point I'm making. It's in my argument that hentai doesn't make bad period. I'm archiving this, several of of the loli/shota threads, and everything that proves that hentai enthusiasts are at least quasi-normal and rational individuals. It wasn't aimed at being a troll but a semi-candid portrayal of the average user. Post links to any threads you think I ought to add to my archive.

Does anyone realize that A) There is no way circumstances Hallowe'en life that in real life, B) this is the plot of several hentai merged with each other and a splash of reality, C) my girlfriend is not pregnant because I never go anywhere without a condom... this was more of a "would you like the main male character of most hentai if they existed IRL?" The answer is a resounding "no" I only forgot a rain slicker once and I'm paranoid about that, but seriously think about it, most hentai happen with a young couple having unprotected sex, orgasming multiple times and there being no repercussions. I'm sorry to have led you all on like that but none of these things occur to the main male and it's honestly not even slightly negative in the long run for them... think about it for a second though, really guys how could this happen IRL and who would maker such immature conclusions as to what to do about it...

We talked about that this morning. If she is we her married on paper, then do the from thing when we can afford it... I don't like it all that much, but that's the plan...

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Is she's pregnant I'm going to marry her, which is why that was a girlfriend/fiancee, not either one specifically, I grew up with a single patent and I don't want to have my kid grow up the same way. If she is and she chooses to keep it then I'll marry her for there're kid's sake, and I won't resent her, also for the kid, if there is one that is. We haven't been dating all that long and I made the mistake of assuming... Never again...

To the tests, then the clinic... as for but mentioning things Gravity Cat, please realize my "JESUS FUCKING TITS MY WORLD IS UPSIDE DOWN" feeling... 60% is a generous assumption though assuming that all of my information is 100% correct, that last night was the EXACT night she ovulated and that her and I are both as fertile as our family history suggests... Thing about it after calming down some the me likely possibility is hovering at around 15-20%

Also see my above post...

The birth control would terminate it by detaching it during her next period then chemically exposing it, an abortion is a good idea, but she doesn't see it rationally and would want to raise it although we really can't do that... read my previous post though... I made careless mistakes and once it gets resolved, however it gets resolved I'll be far wiser and never assume anything... as for the smoking and drinking, those lower fertility and would prevent future moments of extreme panic, they aren't aimed at terminating the child, they're aimed at preventing such a situation from arising in the future. Since I discovered that she wasn't on birth control I have since refused her sex until she IS on it. If she absolutely refuses to use condoms then I'll take EVERY other possible avenue of contraception that doesn't involve surgery...

I found out THIS MORNING that she wasn't on birth control, my mistake for assuming she was, but in that situation assuming that she was rational I thought she was on it, an IUD, depo shot, daily pill, weekly pill, monthly pill, something, also finding out this morning that this is her ovulation time made matters worse... I took to many assumptions and I'm rectifying them now, I simply want to know if effectively killing this possible zygote before it gets a chance to develop is justified... I'm not going to make the and mistakes again and trust me I know how stupid it was, I can't do anything about it now but either accept the possibility that I might become a father or figure out a way to ensure that it doesn't have a chance to grow... I'm beating myself up about this more than any of you are (and if not then clearly you need to focus on getting your own life because nobody should care more about my life than their own) Anyway I do feel I need to clarify one thing, if I'm even a second late on pulling out I consider it for all intensive purposes "inside", even if it's just a drop I consider it inside... if my DNA is left inside of her regardless of how little it is it's inside from my perspective... Just tell me if you were in my shoes would you destroy it under the assumption that "there's noting in there and even if there is both components would have individually died..." or would you step up because of your on careless assumptions and accept the possibility of your fate?

You just HAD to to and jinx it didn't you?

I'm busy stressing over the question "is my girlfriend/fiance pregnant?" So pick up the peace guys, I'm looking forward to see what you guys write, I'm just never on long enough to post so I still can't be the GM. Make me proud guys.

Fuck you android, I wanted to select "nah", but it chose. "I love them" for me...apparently my phone seems to life feet...