HIM520 Posts

thank you ziggy! haha i knew it, and im the virgin here. i know for a fact my first experience is going to be about 5 seconds long... but if the womans willing to accommodate me i can promise ill make it worth her while. im nervous and anxious about the first time... i also have a couple self esteem issues when it comes to my wang, but i think its for good reasons. sorry to go off topic here but ive always wanted to ask... is it unusual to have a numerous amount of bumps around your balls/shaft? ive done some sleuthing 'round the net and apparently its a standard sign of puberty, but i just hit my 20th birthday and its getting worse... i dont know what to think of it. anyone got any ideas?

only if you live in japan. the reason i believe it got an international site is because it was a hit over in electronics land, thats where youd get tenga without a postage stamp. anywhere else you might as well order... its ridiculously attractive though, im really considering going through with it but i have the same problem as lil 'von. a tenga comes in the mail and my parents would be more then glad to snoop in my package... itll be hard to explain a hair gel shaped product that you can fit your penis in haha

this is realtively old news to me. copyright this and establishment that, people are just trying to get back money they apparently deserve. and dont get me wrong they do, but sometimes they go to no end for the buck. ive heard of bait torrents to crack down on the file sharing community as well as many other... projects if you will, to clamp down on piracy. in my personal opinion they wont be able to judge/bill everyones actions on the net, they shouldnt give up but they should at least try to implicate something more effective.

i think youve received enough advice for the first couple months... but let me give you a refreshing taste of realism. instead of creating ample distinctions between groups of friends, consider the species as a whole. in order for us to realize a benefit in a relation, there has to be some kind of 'profit' in it for us. its usually the similarities be they opinions, rationalities, beliefs, even ethnicities. try to establish a connection with whoever you wish to frolick amongst. if you see someone who has a shirt with a band/anime you like, bring it up and try to continue on with other relative subjects. either then that people have already said the fundemental factor; be yourself bub.

your right ultenth, but dont forget that we arent trying to be completely shallow here. even with the topic being about breasts theres only so much you can talk about...

you should try it ziggyotaku, follow through with what you said =p just make sure your not in the mood or else your expected result will kill the night. it could be your trump card for when you really dont feel like it but he does haha

koh ohtani, nobuo uematsu, and several different orchestras that contributed to the oh so awesome metal gear series. 'nuff said.

...im almost positive im missing a few.

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good catch with daisuke ichiwatari... catcher. guilty gear brings metal to life in a fighting game and has more characters with allusions to late american rock then you could shake a stick at. these developer preferences have obviously influenced the soundtrack and even the games 2d demeanor has a jagged kind of style i would associate with the genre.

monster hunter dammit! if they can make a story thats little more then lame excuses for hunting requests id consider it a success. the damn thing has endless possibilities, just label one hunter as the protagonist and it practically writes itself! it better happen... mumble mumble mumble...

ps sanders, although there isnt a tekken 5 specific anime there is tekken anime, id advise you check it out if your interested. not very good but im sure fans of the series would get a kick out of it.

god hand credits! and the entirety of the game for that matter.



not only hilarious, but fucking catchy to boot. every boss is one laugh after another, they include: a pair of gay guys, 5 midgets named after card suits plus the ace, a fat mexican elvis and tons more. i highly reccomend the game if your looking for a beat 'em up that doesnt take itself seriously.

id like to see what the average fakkuer can come up with in this thread. its become a habit of mine that when two words have little relevance but become somewhat auspicious, i try to combine them to create a word. knob + goblin = knoblin for example, theres endless possibilities. just for shits, if you can use it in context youll be that much more proficient. my first official tribute to the thread will be:


bland + standard = blandard

'the dinner that night was blandard at best.'

my question is: how did they get 94 people to complete the loop over and over again without traffic seeing them? did they not take that into consideration i wonder or did i miss part of the video? i have to give them credit though, this is one hell of a prank.

its hard to consider yourself attractive, when something becomes overfamiliar it usually becomes bland... a plain flavored ice cream in a rainbow of flavor if you will. some people are confident in their appearance and more power to em, but i have self esteem issues myself ragamuffin kitty. be confident in his opinion =) relationships rely on a fundemental basis of trust! as for the money, i would reccomend a joint account for sure. this decision only strengthens the pillar of trust, if you believe you and him have a good moderation in spending and saving its definately the way to go.

i love this thread, it never ceases to amaze me what kind of tender backgrounds im missing out on.



simplistic but very affective, does anyone know who the girl is exactly or is it somewhat of a generalization for the picture? awesome regardless haru, good post.

hell of a good choice jesus! ive admired shunyas work thoroughly for years now, but due to price or sparsity ive never purchased any of his merchandise. i have one of his art books entitled 'dreams' on my hd, if you havent yet lavished yourself in its pages i would be more then glad to accommadate you.

touche sir, i never even considered appearance what with all this size talk. i completely agree, i havent had the privelege of seeing a pair that wasnt my mothers... dispairing i know, but i could only imagine that i would take some time to analyze them. to be honest ive developed a stereotype of breasts thanks to hentai, i didnt think they could be horrible masses of ugly like mrs. garrisons. your all lucky i couldnt find a picture or else youd be scarred, scarred i tells ya!

good luck gambler, i wish you the best in your interview! as for my own ambitions, i hope to become a professional gamer or game designer. some would say a childish pursuit, but i think the industry is subjected to enough ignorance as is. video games are interactive expression at its best in my opinion, and im just dying to get a seat in the cockpit. untill i find a suitable course that doesnt have a 4 year waiting list im certainly going to apply, but untill then im just working part time... and playing games.

i believe thats what dave chapelle calls 'the stranger' haha

im probably not the only one here thats a virgin of 20 years past. although masturbation has never become unappealing, i decided that i could enhance the experience while i was still single... never know, might be a while. so yes in fact, i do have some sex toys to my name.

they include a vagina essentially similar to this and two sets of anal beads. at first i experimented with a size a little easier to comprehend fitting in there, four beads long in length with each being a consistent size throughout. the next size was a bit more of a challenge, about yay big. it isnt comfortable at first, but if pulled out with the proper timing... damn. i probably sound horribly lonely to you all and its probably because i am lol but i decided that patience is for the virtuous and im just perverted. it was worth the effort and investment, i advise anyone curious enough to give sex toys a try!

ok.... a picture of an enormous dildo is one thing, and there have been plenty of those. but someone actually implicating one of these monsters and seemingly liking it? ragakitties video ftw. if the ladies or an educated gentleman can fill me in, does stimulating the inner walls pleasure a woman substantially? does proding into one side intensify it at all, or being thorough throughout prefered?

out who killed colonel mustard in the kitchen with a wrench.

when a condom doesnt do the trick, use...

ziggy, to be honest with you none of us are that picky to deny a good juggle. i could only imagine that preference branches from what somebody looks to do with the pair really. from the way it sounds i would personally prefer something like yours, and nipple color must have been below my radar because i really havent noticed a big variance... in the porn i watch. lol =p it doesnt seem to worry you though, and it shouldnt. your breasts sound cute =) and you seem to be content with them, thats all that matters!

edit: that better ultenth?

throughout the whole gif it looks like she says 'fiery penguin, penguin of doom' haha it actually works pretty well.

hmm... i dont know what to say ziggy. it seems you like humour in the most unlikely of places and ways, although kakashi does have his funny moments. dont forget hes the badass of ninjas though.