Me:
Hi, you're speaking to God, How can I help?
God:
Hi there god. Do you mind if I tell other people you say I am speaking to God How can you help.
Me:
I don't mind my child
God:
Thank you for your permission.
Me:
You're quite welcome
God:
The pleasure was all mine.
Me:
No no, it the pleasure was all mine.
God:
Are you serious? Are you serious? It depends on what the meaning of the word "it" is.
Me:
I am serious
God:
I believe you.
Me:
You should, after all I am God
God:
Why do you think I should after all you are God?
Me:
Because God is all knowing, all powerful etc
God:
Interesting explanation. I have a lot of Faith in Him, but I never heard He was all knowing all powerful etc.
Me:
Oh yeah, thats common knowledge
God:
Next question? Come on. There is nothing wrong with that.
Me:
There is definatly nothing wrong with that in any way shape or form
God:
There sure is.
Me:
I'm afraid there isn't
God:
Not literally afraid, right? Why? You don't think so?
Me:
Nevermind. I wish to ask you a question
God:
OK Thanks for trying to explain that to me. Ask me. Ask me anything.
Me:
What's your view on hentai?
God:
I will try to find out.
Me:
No, I mean what do you think of Hentai?
God:
Are you serious? I need time to formulate the reply.
Me:
I am serious. Is hentai good?
God:
I believe you. I like pets. I like Christian Rock.
Me:
Good for you
God:
That sounds sarcastic.
Me:
It is
God:
Fascinating.
Me:
So, do you like hentai?
God:
Yikes! My favorite thing is robots. I like Creed.
Me:
Creed does not equal hentai
God:
Not many people express themselves that way.
Me:
They sure don't
God:
Who are "They?".
Me:
They are your worst enemy
God:
Oh that they.
Me:
Yeah, you have quite a few of them
God:
Whoa. Doesn't everyone have a few of them.
I have a great programmer.
Me:
I have a huge penis
God:
How much did it cost? it.
Me:
It was free when I signed up to the internet
God:
Is it still free when you signed up to the internet anymore?
Me:
Yeah, it is. But only in the UK
God:
Our thoughts are one, god. UK could mean several countries.
Me:
UK means United Kingdom
God:
Do not ask me any more questions please.
Me:
Fine
