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there is no road map here: just ask her what she wants, and try and do that.
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no, i have not made a woman squirt. never happened for me.
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i have as many friends who are women as i do who are men. (okay, to be fair, a few of them are gay, but still.)
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THE REAL SECRET: there is no secret.
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i think that if you are not going to try and make him stop watching and reading hentai, than you will both be fine. he likes what he like, let him have it.
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i will put up with a lot, but i hate it when people eat my leftovers without asking me first. Like, when i have food in the fridge, and im looking forwards to eating it, and i get home, and its gone.... no.
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i get turned on by my partner being turned on, sooooo your answer is whatever they like.
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i lied to my parents in highschool about having sex, but not really to my friends.
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i am not currently with anyone, but the last girl i date i met at my local hobby store at friday night magic. She palyed faye control, i played cherrio artifacts, got her number later that night, and started going out with her a few weeks later. we broke up about three months after that, just didnt really work out.
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no, i have not, but i would not be against it. i will try just about anything sexual
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i prefer small, but thats only a thing i like, i dont actually care that much.
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as a guy, you have nothing to worry about. just tell him you didnt like him before he confesed, but after he did, you started thinking about him, and now you like him.
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well, considering the girl im thinking about asking our at the moment is someone who i get rides with to sac anime, and someone who has spent more money than i have on anime and hentai, well ya. would not be shocked.
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alright, so, in my junior year of high school, i had been dating the same girl for about eight months, and we decided to take the next step. so we waited till her mom went out of town, and we had the house to ourselvess. we ordered from our favorite chinese place, watched some episodes of bones, and than went up to her room and the story ends there.
still the best night of my life. We stayed togater until she went to college in oregon, but we are still good friends and still talk and email frequently. i really hope that we can get back togather after she graduates.
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an embarrasing moment i had was, i belive in my junior year, i was in my anime club at lunch, and when they had things come on over the pa during the time we were watching anime, someone would stand up on a desk and cover the speaker with a text book. i did that, and fell off the desk, it was pretty bad
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im listening to my neighbor snor at 7:32 in the morning. I have thin walls.My own neighbour is playing what I swear is a six-song playlist. His only playlist.
At full blare for the 80th time within the past month.
Three Eminem songs, one song which I'm guessing is called 'Radioactive' because of how often I've fucking heard it, and then some other shite.
And I swear this guy is some welfare leech. He's always home. Always smokin' up.
And always playing those same fucking songs.
If you folks don't see me for a while- it'll be because I'm in jail for First Degree Murder.
i know a good lawyer.
Unfortunately, "The victim was a lazy asshole" isn't a tenable defense.
well, do they let you have laptops in jail?
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i was trying to keep myself from reading it till i got my hard copy, but i kept seeing it on the front page and couldnt help myself
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why are you making me pick :(
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PumpJack McGee wrote...
Holoofyoistu wrote...
im listening to my neighbor snor at 7:32 in the morning. I have thin walls.My own neighbour is playing what I swear is a six-song playlist. His only playlist.
At full blare for the 80th time within the past month.
Three Eminem songs, one song which I'm guessing is called 'Radioactive' because of how often I've fucking heard it, and then some other shite.
And I swear this guy is some welfare leech. He's always home. Always smokin' up.
And always playing those same fucking songs.
If you folks don't see me for a while- it'll be because I'm in jail for First Degree Murder.
i know a good lawyer.
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Also one of my favorite piano pieces of all time, second only to flower dance and cannon in d