Jacob Posts

But I don't own a Cricket bat...

Minions are only so dependable.

Also, they can't be war crimes if there isn't anyone else around to judge you.

We say a similar thing in Virginia. Only it's, "wait a few hours" instead of "a day"

I don't care a lot about the weather, though.
I generally just wear a jacket anyway unless it's the middle of August.

Hey, I said you DIDN'T seem like a rapist or a serial killer.
Seriously, that's about as close as I come to complementing someone.

Of course, you would have to be in a position to control them.

I use the term loosely. It's like slang, man.


Oh, and Fpod seems alright. He at least doesn't seem like a rapist or serial killer.

The concept isn't completely impossible. The concept being genetic manipulation. But for it to be exactly like it is in the movies isn't likely. And for it to be on such a large scale is unlikely.
But as I've said, you can never be TOO prepared.

Happy trails, and you kids be safe.

Come on man. It's Man Thing.

Well, when you start talking about things like skeletons, you start getting into necromancy and the like. And while zombies, by a considerable stretch of the imagination, can be made to seem possible (i.e. by some sort of virus or something), reanimated skeletons and the like are entirely in the world of magics and shit. We might as well take "Ph'nglui mglw'nafh Cthulhu R'lyeh wgah'nagl fhtagn" to be an actual threat, and concern ourselves with the alignment of the stars.

I live in Virginia.
So I'm pretty much good.

What do you mean IF?

The way I see it, it's all in how the zombies came to be zombies. If you want to be slightly realistic about the whole thing, and it happened by something like a virus, then their ability to move would be determined by the state of their muscles when infected. If it caused dead brains to be restarted on the most basic level, then however much decomposition had occurred would result in how much they could move. If it infected people who were living, then they would have the same movement capabilities they had alive. Either way, their ability to move would decrease with time.
If it was some type of necromancy or spiritual world thing, then their movement wouldn't be restricted at all, because they would be animated by an outside force anyway.
Really, there are many other scenarios to consider, these are just two major ones.
But it would be easiest to handle the slow moving ones, obviously.
The most difficult would be the ones capable of learning, like you said. Also if they did not decompose as a normal dead body would and coudl be active indefinitely.

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Maybe this should have it's own topic?

Edit:
It does: here

True that.
A lot of people think a mall is a good idea for some reason, but I don't think so at all.
A place like Wal-Mart would be great if it wasn't a 24 hour place. If there was noone in, you could get in and have supplies for a long time, and it would be relatively easy to defend.
But you are right, the best way to handle it is to be on the move.
You could put together a caravan, you know, strength in numbers, but that might slow you down a bit. On the other hand, by yourself you'd be more vulnerable, in general.
The best response would also depend a bit on the type of zombies, you see.
But that's another issue.

10/10
Still hot.



Oh, also, clean of the other one:

How does it feel to want?

Right on. No such thing as being TOO prepared.

I have a collection of these as well.
I just didn't mention it because I've been too poor to buy any in a long time.
But I AM prepared for the zombie Apocalypse.

Not that it takes a pedophile to be a Scout Master, but does it really SURPRISE you when they turn out to be one?
come on...

Oh, I wasn't comparing the two, I just meant the style of the advert.