jmason Posts

Rape

Nope.

I passed on the DLC as well.THeres already enough to do in the game as is, albeit it doesn't change things up all that often.
After playing through it twice, the game doesn't really appeal to me much anymore.

Rape.

Dick.

I.
Am.
Cold.

Rape

[11:36:14 AM] NEOSPORIN: Delivery with extreme bikes
[11:36:29 AM] NEOSPORIN: What movie is this?
[11:36:46 AM] Hanners: ALRIGHT. GOOD DEAL.
[11:36:53 AM] NEOSPORIN: Premium Rush
[11:37:07 AM] NEOSPORIN: Alien crashlands on earth and touches little kids
[11:38:34 AM] Alexis: Excuse me?
[11:38:43 AM] NEOSPORIN: E.T.
[11:38:56 AM] NEOSPORIN: Adam Sandler is the devilspawn
[11:39:24 AM] Grav: He's good at what he does, what with the wrinkly long fingers and all
[11:39:31 AM] Grav: Which GLOW
[11:39:38 AM] NEOSPORIN: Little Nicky
[11:40:24 AM] NEOSPORIN: Teenager is attacked by an insect and doesn't die
[11:41:42 AM] NEOSPORIN: Spiderman
[11:41:57 AM] Grav: Everybody gets one. Tell him Peter.
[11:42:17 AM] NEOSPORIN: A man is attacked by bees and dies
[11:44:31 AM] NEOSPORIN: The Wicker Man
[11:46:37 AM] NEOSPORIN: A vigilante is killed and then aliens attack the Earth
[11:46:47 AM] Alexis: I HAVE A STORY FOR YOU GUYS.
[11:47:34 AM] Alexis: So I was in the bathroom, right...
[11:47:42 AM Alexis: Brushing my teeth and washing my face
[11:48:00 AM Alexis: And after I cleaned myself up
[11:48:08 AM] Alexis: I started to put on chapstick
[11:48:17 AM Alexis: Because my lips felt like they were dry.
[11:48:55 AM] Alexis: So instantly I started thinking of the movie, "Silence of the Lambs"
[11:49:08 AM Alexis: Particularly the scene with Buffalo Bill.
[11:49:43 AM] Alexis: So I started going in front of the mirror
[11:50:05 AM] Alexis: "Would you fuck me? I'd fuck me... I'd fuck me hard..."
[11:50:15 AM] Alexis: And then I started dancing
[11:50:43 AM] Alexis: After a few seconds I started laughing, and turned around to leave the bathroom.
[11:50:56 AM] Alexis: I then see my grandmother
[11:51:16 AM] Alexis: Looking at me with a mixed expression of stifled laughter and disgust.
[11:51:36 AM] Alexis: I then proceed to laugh
[11:51:42 AM] Alexis: She then laughs
[11:51:58 AM] Alexis: And I watch a little bit of The Price is Right with her.
[11:53:18 AM] Hanners: XD Wow, lex. I'm sure she'll never look at you the same again.
[11:53:31 AM] Alexis: Pfft, we do weird shit like this all the time.
[11:53:43 AM] Hanners: Oh, well alright. XD
[11:53:46 AM] NEOSPORIN: Watchmen
[11:53:54 AM] Alexis: wat?
[11:54:29 AM] NEOSPORIN: Oh huh, I got exactly a 3.00 GPA
[11:54:42 AM] Grav: I hope you weren't naked when she caught you
[11:54:44 AM] NEOSPORIN: [11:46 AM] NEOSPORIN:
<<< A vigilante is killed and then aliens attack the Earth
Watchmen
[11:54:46 AM] Grav: That'd be weird
[11:54:53 AM] Alexis: No, I was dressed.
[11:55:03 AM] Grav: thank fuck for that

DEM CHAMELEONS...

False advertisement.

I'm disappointed in you, Koko.
GO GET THAT DISNEY DICK.

I heard that otters are dicks.

Is a working part of his computer.

Rape

Broke bitch.

More or less, yeah.

NOT ANYMORE COME NEXT WEEK.

Well I finished watching Beat Street.
Shit was bananas.

Now I'm watching old school Voltron.
My dick is diamonds.

I like tge old movie.
It was bad, but still fun to watch.
I rather not speak of the chunk li movie though... -shudders-