jmason Posts

Rick never got love scenes in but Shane got her down and kinky. Wonder how this one will be shown on TV, ...

Loves loli as well, I suppose. But maybe on a greater degree than mine.

Episode 5 was... interesting. You got a pregnant bitch who's getting more insecure, a cop buddy who's slowly getting more primal, an American-Asian who got a first taste of pussy and wants more but ends up in a barn full of zombies, a redneck younger brother who can't ride a horse well and ended up injured and hallucinating about old motivational (but racist) brother, and a cranky old man who doesn't like house guests being too comfortable living with them.

And why are they still finding Sophia? Where is this little bitch, anyway? Maybe she found Candy Mountain and doesn't want to go back to Zombieworld.

Let's see...

- Mars Needs Moms (the failed Disney experiment of "a non-Pixar 3D movie" which sucked big time)
- Never Say Never (I knew it sucked the moment I saw hundreds of tween girls camping in line for premiere tickets)
- Conan the Barbarian (my sister took me to it, was a bad sausagefest)
- Green Lantern (I found the cartoons more amusing than this one)

I dunno, maybe I'm on the average side. I'm not feeling the urge to get an erection and put a ruler beside it.

How about this one?
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Come here little cutesy pie, call me onii-chan and he'll show his little birdy~

A generous helping of hot steamy sex
A nicely-constructed story with no loopholes
No comedy bits
No good ending (NTR qualifies here)

No. There are bad parts of it and some good parts of it. Just because you found bad apples on some trees you have to cut down the whole apple orchard.

I'd like to be still alive when the next 11/11/11 comes along.

So here's a nice list of sex toys you might want when you have three and a half thousand bucks to spend for a platinum diamond-encrusted vibrator.

From Cracked: 14 'Luxury' Sex Toys for the Extremely Rich and Creepy

Starbucks sells bottled tea and soda but it's still a coffeehouse to the core. Same here.

Easy hug

7/10

Says he's a jelly i'm just using it literally, your above post :)

Bored. So am I.

Mix your liquor with Red Bull.

Fantasy job... hah, I'd love to be a Wish Granter. You know, along the lines of xxxHOLiC.

Of all the animals I've had as pets, all of them exhibited some form of loyalty that I found to be different yet still the very same for each of them. Ferrets, cats, dogs, pigeons... as long as you respond to them in a friendly fashion and being kind yet not indulgent (and it helps if you had them while they're young), eventually they'll be loyal. Some take longer than others, though. Like dogs - I found them to pick up on it easier.

My father's dog, Rusty, likes me more than my father (can't blame dad, he's a bit aloof), always tries to jump onto my bed, and always sleeps a couple of feet away from my room door. Dad was pissed off when he threw dog crackers and Rusty didn't respond - I threw them the same way and he jumped high to get it.

Maybe being Ted DiBiase's valet for 2011 didn't work out for her. *snickers*

Probably Miz is telling her right now - "please don't do a Melina, I'm on a push right now"