jmason Posts

Nice, Kona ^_^ Pretty well said. I'm sure you'll like it here, though. Keep hanging around and you'll see ^_^

Anyway, welcome onboard FAKKU!, Kona. Happy posting! ^_^

- jmason

So hi as well ^_^ Welcome onboard FAKKU!, and happy posting!

You love "lolicon"? Good luck. For me, I love loli.

Anyway, welcome onboard FAKKU!. Happy posting!

Ooh, drama. "Who Gets The Millionth Post"... I'm not joining in but I am sure gonna enjoy watching others fight for it.

Do you work at Wal-mart? If I remember right there was this guy who defended himself from a punching customer and gets fired the next day.



We use javascript alerts for "popup messages". Whoops, my bad, vagueness. Changed some post content to "alert". Sorry.

I did work on that page knowing we'd encounter idiots, but I honestly did not expect that many. That incident did do something positive, though - all registration complaints are now being answered first with "Did you read the popup message, sir?". Basically an "idiot filter" ^_^

I absolutely will ^_^ Thanks!

Bring it on!

Hug and kiss ^_^

Let's see... 9.3/10 ^_^

Mmm... pumpkin. Lick!

Has a cute gif in signature.

Oh yes. Putin. I have a habit of going to Pundit Kitchen for Vladurday. Oh wait, today's Vladurday.

I can speak and write fluently in English, Spanish and Filipino.

I can understand and speak some basic conversational French and Mandarin.
I took up basic Japanese for 9 months. I can speak and write it, but still on a basic level.

For 2 years I never complained about my job. Paid well, nice work atmosphere, no shitty bosses.

Until now.

My programming team was tasked to create a registration facility for online distribution of various licensed contents last year. All the prospective registrants had to do is enter the required data through an online page we provide, and after they enter said data, they had to read the terms & conditions, and press OK. Then they wait for a few seconds while the system verifies their info provided, and a javascript alert message will notify them if their registration is successful or not.

Then, around the end of last year, we were bombarded with emails from disgruntled customers (one day we got around 500+ emails, which were pretty much BS) on so-called "registration problems".

I then was puzzled - why so many of them? Then I checked out our records, and I found out the truth - customers tend to ignore the "registration unsuccessful" messages, they tend to click the OK button more than a dozen times trying to get their desired result, and they complain about unsuccessful registrations when the problem is largely their own fault. They're treating our registration facility like we were some stupid slot machine that gives out registrations on luck. Why so many fucking stupid customers? All they had to do is read the goddamned alert message, it's only either successful registration or not, and the "not" always had a specific precise reason as to why the registration was denied.

I was pissed off at that. One customer, who I noted, initially registered last December and the initial alert message read that his account details did not match, thus his registration is denied due to invalidity. Then, in an unfathomable show of stupidity, he ignored the message and resubmitted his information 221 times in a span of 4 days (average of 54 clicks a day) and then emailed our company a letter detailing his difficulties at registering. To top it all off, his complaint was marked "Urgent - need to answer in detail immediately" by the customer care department. I was in conniptions, and I didn't want pandering to ignorant customers such as him. I then had somebody else to email that guy back. Then I got more emails to answer, and I said - enough's enough. I emailed the customer care department and detailed some stats regarding the complaints. I got a positive response and they told me they'd take care of it.

Nowadays we still get the same crap complaints, but thankfully the customer care department got around it and instead asked the customers to "read the popup message carefully before complaining".

Oh yes, Chat Roulette. I always see some funny stuff from that site here.

It kinda degenerated from its original purpose, I think.

Nope... I'm actually waiting for someone to take that name. Really good job, dawg. Here's a +rep for you for taking it.

I normally don't give out a hearty greeting to one-liner introductions, but since you did pick it, I'd give you one.

Welcome to FAKKU!, Kampfer. Happy posting, and enjoy your stay ^_^

- jmason