jmason Posts

"OK, before I say yes (and I will, eventually), let's be clear about that thing you wanted in our love life.

*sigh* Sooo... you want it anal? Let's get it straight here; it might be painful for you but it'll be more painful for me to enter that tiny crack - in manga it might look like a very hard stick but in real life it's not as fuckin' hard. So better do your homework and loosen it first before we go all the way... lubes, practice tubes, whatever. Just make it a bit looser and larger, hole-wise... OK, OK, I hear you. You want me to be the first one to enter that shaft. But I won't mind if you do it with a dildo first...

... and no, not a fist. No fisting.

NO. I said, no fisting.

... aw hell no, there's no arm-ramming!"

j/k

Okay, just to be clear, roller skating was my idea, and I'm very unhappy that you turned it into a double date. I hope you both fall on your asses and break your coccyxes.

Cool... a cadaver-cool macabre kind of way.

Nah, Vince is just testing the market again. It's kind of understandable, given that it will be in Washington DC, and it's a slight play on "capital punishment".

What part of an inverse tangent approaching an asymptote don’t you understand?

I wonder if he'll find a "bro in legs" seeing his arms already has a bro ^_^ j/k

Nope.

KISS.

I'm sure above user knows the modus operandi I mostly use in finding things to say about above user :)

Yep, worn uniforms from elementary to college. When I entered university, I wore really plain uniforms (a white polo shirt with blue top lining on left breast pocket), my university didn't follow suit to other universities where their non-medical course students can wear civilian clothes.

Though I made sure I wore something with class - all my uniforms are tailor-made and starched.

Depending on the circumstances, danger, and people involved, nope. I'm not responsible, I'm not obligated anyway, and it's still my choice if I should help or not.

Beer. Especially Heineken.

But I also drink wine and hard liquor, albeit a lot less than beer. For wines I prefer red wines, and for hard liquor, vodka.

I wear glasses. I have very bad eyesight when I'm reading something an arm's length away from me.

- Wonders why Sepias didn't have that "-bro" thing in that bro sig list.
- Loves 3.1416... pie. Homemade.

Recommends any White Zombie song off the Supersexy Swingin' Sounds album for sexy music needs.

Cuddle while singing "Always" by Erasure

Slap butt

8/10