k3npach1 Posts

You're lucky then, cause shaving just makes it grow faster and stronger and darker for me. Plus I get rashes, you'd think it's fucking sandpaper. After 25 years of waxing, your hair doesn't even grow anymore.

Dad Award 2013 goes to you, Shinji. You made my day.

I got tired of waxing my own legs. Getting to the back of your thighs and keeping the strength needed to rip that shit off was just too much effort. And ladies who shave without starting to have a beard on their are damn lucky.

So, I'm at a beauty salon or however you call it, getting my legs waxed. All is well, but it's not the same lady as the one who usually does it. Not being a bitch, I'm all okay with it and she gets to work.

She's getting closer to my inner thighs, and I spread my legs so she can have better access. As I'm chatting with her and laughing about her antics cause she's very funny, I feel the wax getting very close to my pussy. I don't take much notice of it until fucking searing pain. SHE HAD FUCKING WAXED THE RIGHT SIDE OF MY PUSSY. SHE RIPPED A PUSSY LIP AWAY. THE HURT OH THE HURT.

Of course she apologized, and told me that she usually did that as the ladies that came in often asked for full bikini wax. I could only babble 'Nope nope no no no big no no'. She got to the left leg, but now I have one side waxed, and one not.

The boyfriend laughed way too hard, and we couldn't have sex.

I just needed to share.

Derail as you see fit. Picture unrelated.

Wish I'd get molested by Chris Hemsworth. Erryday.

Too many wordz. Also, SD needs more of you.

And still you have faith in humanity?

Yeah, but now you can't cross 'having sex with stranger on a train and getting arrested at the same time then accusing him of molesting me' off your bucket list.

Why do you even bother?

I like him shirtless.

Lots of people fantasize about rape, especially women, doesn't mean they want to get raped for real.

Also, why are you even having the debate? Can't you just...shrug it off?

Oh the sexiness. OH THE SEXINESS.

I AM POSITIVELY SWOONING.

Newlywed.

Perpetrator.

And Pizza.

I can't pronounce any of those properly, due to frenchness.

I have two roommates, in a very big apartment, and really, they're sweet. Like, they TRY SO HARD. But they fail, and I'm the kind of person who can't live well with people, so as soon as they do one thing wrong, even the way they breathe pisses me off.

I'm guessing, if I had had your roommate, OP, I would've committed murder. So, kudos to you on your patience, because really, even for the money, I wouldn't be able to do it.

I feel you, sister. I've had issues with regular sex, and if I wait too long between times when we do it, say a week or two, it's back to square one and the burning and chafing.
I tried anal sex twice, not only because my man likes it, but because I really really wanted to, in spite of the fear. We didn't do it doggy style, the two times was spooning, and for some reason, it's really soothing and reassuring. Maybe it's cause of all the hugging and kissing it allows, but also because it's in the dark under the covers, so it's not like you shove your butthole in his face. I'm comfortable with my body, but there is a residual shyness from long gone virgin days.

I didn't like it much. I mean, the first time, I was paralyzed in fear and thus completely unable to relax, expecting the same kind of pain as when having regular sex. Well, I was disappointed. Chafing your vagina is apparently much more painful than anal sex. I'm not saying it's not painful at all, but let's say it's more of a discomfort, like you're gonna poop anytime soon and your brain doesn't know what to do. So it's difficult to get past all that and feel the pleasure. I had a very lingering sense of it, I know it's there, but after the second time I still couldn't find it and haven't tried again since.

Now, I'm not saying that so you try it absolutely and whatnot, but as a fellow cursed lady with a weirdly capricious pussy, I am giving you a scale of the pain. You might wanna try the fingering and fucking at the same time and see if you like it. That's what persuaded me of trying anal twice.

You know I resent what you did to your hair, but it soothes my heart to see you looking yummy whatever you do and whatever you wear. Though that shirt is sweet.

The thing I find so disturbing is the fact that her tongue is so discolored. I had to go check in my mirror to see what color was mine and reassure myself it was a normal, healthy pink.

Errh not specifically behind their back. <3

If I ever, ever, eeeeveeer, go to the US and end up by a twist of fate in an anime con, I really want to go with you. The amount of bitching would be epic and there's nothing I love more than dissing.

Pat it a little, it'll feel much better you'll see.