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Megumani

I wouldn't want to get robbed... and I wouldn't know what to do with it either. Probably buy all the things I want and stuff.

I think it does?

Woah.... kay.

I wish I have a good PC to play this... Guess I'll wait for the DLC.

._.

^This thread = home on fakku

Rape.

Why not?

Uh... since I've broke a bone in my hand before I had to wear a cast for almost one whole year. How did it break?

It all started back when I was a freshman in high school. I punched a tree... and it went craaaaaaack, but I did not know... It started hurting and stuff so my mom wrapped some medicine around it. The next day I woke up I started doing push ups to see if it was fine. Meh it wasn't bad. It didn't look that bad so I should be fine? Later that day my mom took me to the hospital to get it checked and that was when they told me one of the bones on my hand had cracked in half... example in spoiler.


Soon after I had to go to another place where they would cast it. Oooooo it was pretty neat process when they were casting my arm. The cast extended from my broken bone and my whole forearm. It was pretty neat. I could choose whatever color I wanted from the ones available, but I choose white instead since the others were too colorful for my tastes. As I went home with my new cast oh man was I happy. I get to eat McDonalds! eehhhhe ehehe yeah okay let's skip...

The next day I went to school and people were surprised. They asked my how my hand broke and I told them the story. Oh boy did they twisted the story around. It went from my heroic punch into trying out a new fapping position. Yes, it was said that I broke my hand by fapping. After a month of having my cast I got used to it. Taking a shower was weird since you couldn't get the cast wet, and taking notes during class was a challenge since my right hand was the dominant hand which is now in a cast I had to use my left. It was all good though since I didn't really need to take notes as I could absorb the information into my small brain. P.E. wasn't all that different. I still had to run the mile and having a broken hand wouldn't affect it at all, but when the time for basketball or whatever I would have to sit out watching as the others play except for them girls "eww it's hot and I don't want to sweat eww."

My life wasn't any different except my friends would sometimes say lolol your hand broke because you fapped too much. Here's a plus about having a cast - You can use it as a weapon! And that was what I did. Hah! take that. My right arm grew smaller and smaller as the days turned into weeks, and weeks turned into months. Yeah... my arm was twice as small as it was before the cast.. not that my arm was ever big anyways. I was a mere lol 78LBS at the time. When my hand got better I didn't care about sitting out for activities anymore. I would play basketball and the likes but it was pretty troublesome since I can't really hold the ball UGGHGHGHGUHG.

More than 7 months had passed since getting my cast (and yes I did get a new one during that period) I could finally have it taken off. AT LAST I'M FREE OF THIS "LOLOLOLOL YOU BROKE IT BY FAPPING TOO MUCH" destiny that was placed upon me.

>Went to the casting place since appointment to take it off
>Says "Oops 2 more months"
>FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
>Got home
>Tried to saw it off myself but couldn't
>Another two months with the cast
>became bestest friends
>Two months passed and time to take it off
>Didn't want to. My bond with the cast is ever lasting
>Doctor ordered me to take it off
>Didn't want to
>Ran away
>Called the popo and dogs to search for me
>I'm gonna die, I'm gonna die
>Popo and dogs found me
>Knocked one out with Casty (cast buddy)
>Popo had me at gun point with dogs surrounding me
>Shot my cast
>"NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO, CASTY."
>I cried
>popo and dogs restrained me
>Takened to the hospital
>Had me strapped on the bed so I couldn't move
>"PLEASE DON'T! HE'S MY BESTEST FRIEND"
>They didn't care so they sawed it off
>"NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!! AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!"
>The anger inside of me triggered my hidden power
>My hair turned gold and I now have a golden aura
>Awwww shiet.
>Oh hey the cast is off. Niiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiice
>thanks, guys. So.. can I go now?
>People: Yeah, sure.
>Walks away happily
>The End.

And that's my story. kthxbye sleep time. True story.

Hey there, Grenouille88. Welcome to Fakku! I see that you've got everything covered around the forums, but I'll say what's on my mind anyways.

Nice to meet you! Are you a girl? I'm assuming you are since your avatar is of Mayuzumi Yukie from Majikoi and she's a girl. OMG A GIRL TOO~~~!!!!@!!!

ANYWAYS, have fun and hope to see you around the forums!

D:

A Futa.

I got into a few fights middle school years and under. That's about it.

As for the rest, they're just boxing for fun or whatever.

Just wanted to post this page I found.. which is really really retarded.

http://www.facebook.com/pages/209-Hoes-On-Blast/335973193159625

Dat loli.

ohai there Nel- Roven.

Suspicious sig too..

No one ever say anything... most of the time.

Loli