Kadushy Posts

Went to the cinema to see What we did on our holiday and just watched Watership Down.

I'm wet, hard and hot.

Suck my dick more, work the shaft you dirty whore.

Get the fuck out.

Heard about this yesterday.

How, and why?

Problem's your end.

I'm on it right now, looking at a post from a girl I know posting yet another edited selfie of themselves in the exact same pose as her 50,000 previous selfies. Her tits are the main focus of the shot but gets arsey with anyone who mentions them, calling them pervs.

She's a reincarnated Stretch Armstrong.

By chance, I found out there's an off-hand variant of Korasi's sword called Jessika's sword.

Since it's a Pest Control reward, grinding for it is going to be a bit of a drag.

Happy half way to 12 years.

Holy fucknuggets, I thought you literally stalked a guy with his nipples out.

Reminds me of this guy.

Minecraft.

Two Iron Golems spawn in my Village now, which to me are just free Iron Ingots. But now I also get Zombie Sieges. The fuckers spawn anywhere they like regardless of how lit the place is. The first time it happened I had 12 of them coming at me at once. The Villagers I put behind counters in the "shops" I made were also killed off because a Zombie spawned next to them, but the ones which were fenced into a single spot weren't. Instead they had Zombies standing outside the counter trying and failing to kill them.

Lost my Librarian and Butcher which were behind counters, and the freeroaming Blacksmith with the Diamond Leggings trade, plus a few more with generic trades. Pissed me off.

I browse Fakku on my phone in public.

A few things, actually.

• Got a letter in the post from the Work Programme I was referred to while on Jobseekers Allowance, which is supposed to help Jobseekers find work. But since I got a job and signed off JSA, I didn't attend the appointment because I mistakenly assumed the jobcentre would let them know. Apparently not. Either way not turning up isn't going to affect my claim because there's no claim to affect. I'll need to contact them soon just to get them to piss off.
  [*]Got out a bit later to catch a bus to work because I usually get there 15 minutes early. I missed a bus and the second one was late, so I was 10 minutes late.
  [*]Thought I left my nametag at home. Turns out I was already wearing it.

It's Sunday and I've got work.

I don't mind working on a Sunday because I've had most of the week off thanks to my hours, but it's the day where the buses run every half hour and are totally unreliable. If it's too early and it's gone by the time I get out, I'll have to get a taxi. If it's too late, I'll be late.

Made a full recovery from yesterday.

"Hurry up and realise that lolis are just old bags in larval form"

Got to start using that.

I think I have the Winter Vomiting bug that's beern going round. I woke up feeling a tad off this morning but thought nothing of it and went to my Voluntary place as usual. But when I got there I started having dizzy spells and broke out into a cold sweat. I had to make a hasty exit when I felt like I was going to throw up. To top it all off, I just got home and did the runniest shit ever.

I feel bad for leaving my till buddy on her own and I didn't even get to say bye.

I feel even worse for possibly having to not attend my dad's birthday meal at the pub.

Edit: Yep, I didn't go. Blah. I had a nap and they went without me. Been looking forward to it all week.

• New laptop came so I spent some of today personalising it.
  [*]It wouldn't connect to the Internet, but I found out it was my Router acting up. On the bright side I found out how to edit my Router's settings without a setup disk, because I pressed the Reset button not knowing it wipes all saved settings and returns it to Factory. I got into the settings and it no longer has an old, shit username of mine as the name. I changed the encryption type to one where the password is something I chose, instead of generating one from one I type in.
  [*]Played R&C3.
  [*]Played Spiral Knights and RuneScape on the new laptop. The lack of FPS lag is beautiful.
  [*]Played Minecraft for a bit.
  [*]And just now sorted shit I saved to my old laptop's desktop into a single folder and backed it up on my External Harddrive.

Need to fart.