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[font=Courier New]Not all orgasms are created equal! Some are much more potent, others very consuming for little to no gain. In the interest (and boredom) of creating discussion, I will explain my personal classification system. I created this years ago while on a perpetual horny binge.
F1-F5 is the traditional range on rating a tornado. This uses the same five levels and correspond with the originals in that as they grow in number, so does the quality/intensity of the orgasm.
F1; The smallest and weakest of the orgasm rating. These are time wasters in the grand scheme o' things. They take too long and are not worth the effort. They technically classify as an orgasm, but are definitely the worse-case scenario. Frustrating beyond the pale.
F2; These are far more noticeable then their predecessors, but still suffer from several of the same problems. They are time consuming and have little to no payoff. They certainly are more pleasant to the senses, but in a way, that's almost more frustrating. It's like "almost" getting your car started. Close, but no cigar. I call this the purgatory orgasm.
F3; Average. These are worthwhile, but nothing more or nothing less. They make up around the 40-60% range of The Big O. These aren't going to cause any phone calls to be made, but since they make up the majority of one's orgasm ratio, it's hard to argue with them.
F4; These are the most common of the more explosive orgasms and by that decree alone, is what you want to shoot for. These inspire toe-tingling, squirming and general characteristics of heightened pleasure. They last longer than average orgasms (F3) and are typified by relief of stress, mood-enhancement and a general euphoric state.
F5; These are the rare beauties. They are the kind that cause memory loss. It's actually probably a good thing these are rare or you'd never be able to function normally. Symptoms of F5s include: hyperventilating, eyes rolling into one's head, uncontrollable noises/yelping, squirming and a general urge to yell "obscenities". I've nicknamed this orgasm as "kissing nirvana" as it feels like an endless blissful euphoria that causes all cares and thoughts to float away.
Create your own list(s) for amusement. You'd be surprised by how fun and much you laugh while doing it.
You can blame Nekohime for egging me to write this. [/font]
F1-F5 is the traditional range on rating a tornado. This uses the same five levels and correspond with the originals in that as they grow in number, so does the quality/intensity of the orgasm.
F1; The smallest and weakest of the orgasm rating. These are time wasters in the grand scheme o' things. They take too long and are not worth the effort. They technically classify as an orgasm, but are definitely the worse-case scenario. Frustrating beyond the pale.
F2; These are far more noticeable then their predecessors, but still suffer from several of the same problems. They are time consuming and have little to no payoff. They certainly are more pleasant to the senses, but in a way, that's almost more frustrating. It's like "almost" getting your car started. Close, but no cigar. I call this the purgatory orgasm.
F3; Average. These are worthwhile, but nothing more or nothing less. They make up around the 40-60% range of The Big O. These aren't going to cause any phone calls to be made, but since they make up the majority of one's orgasm ratio, it's hard to argue with them.
F4; These are the most common of the more explosive orgasms and by that decree alone, is what you want to shoot for. These inspire toe-tingling, squirming and general characteristics of heightened pleasure. They last longer than average orgasms (F3) and are typified by relief of stress, mood-enhancement and a general euphoric state.
F5; These are the rare beauties. They are the kind that cause memory loss. It's actually probably a good thing these are rare or you'd never be able to function normally. Symptoms of F5s include: hyperventilating, eyes rolling into one's head, uncontrollable noises/yelping, squirming and a general urge to yell "obscenities". I've nicknamed this orgasm as "kissing nirvana" as it feels like an endless blissful euphoria that causes all cares and thoughts to float away.
Create your own list(s) for amusement. You'd be surprised by how fun and much you laugh while doing it.
You can blame Nekohime for egging me to write this. [/font]
animefreak_usa wrote...
kgods wrote...
Where's your location? If it's the US, then this explains a lot. Lots of atheists have become quite vocal after numerous attempts to subvert law and policy with religious mumbo jumbo. The jail or community service at a church thing?
Actually, I was referring to the poorly veiled attempts to cram religion back into the public school curriculum.
Where's your location? If it's the US, then this explains a lot. Lots of atheists have become quite vocal after numerous attempts to subvert law and policy with religious mumbo jumbo.
Forsvare wrote...
Improvise and use other words that aren't curse words. Exempli Gratia - WHAT THE FRANK MAN?! Your signature is simply hypnotic.
Azuran wrote...
Slayer - Hell AwaitsThat's still the best satanic song in history. It will never be topped.
I'm going to have to side with "The Oath" by Mercyful Fate on that one.
gizgal wrote...
Mr.Shaggnificent wrote...
pro tip: never ever go from anal to vaginal. even with extensive prep and cleaning, there are still bactiria and germs that can be transmited to the vagina. they can lead to infection which can damage the nerves and cause loss of sensetivity. an unfortunate fact that my friend learned the hard way.
THIS. Ugh... that's why it throws me off in hentai @_@
To be fair, ero-anime is a lesson in "don't try this at home" material.
FinalBoss wrote...
kgods wrote...
FinalBoss wrote...
LOL at the people too afraid to say Nigger irl.You must live in Minnesota or something, around here that shit could get you killed.
Are you assuming that I'm a cracker?
No, just retarded.
FinalBoss wrote...
LOL at the people too afraid to say Nigger irl.You must live in Minnesota or something, around here that shit could get you killed.
Unsigned wrote...
kgods wrote...
Right click on your desktop (under view) and turn off auto-arrange. Place icons where you want. You can also use "align to grid" to make it more orderly. Well, I'd like auto arrange to be on when it happens. Is there a way or no?
I have Vista and anytime I put auto-arrange on, it reverts the icons back to the left side going down. If there's a way to change this, I'm unfamiliar. Sorry.
Right click on your desktop (under view) and turn off auto-arrange. Place icons where you want. You can also use "align to grid" to make it more orderly.
