lollollol12 Posts

no, they're stupid.

and because of that i choose not to read, unlike you fools.

dude, wtf are you talkin about? scientific analysis? you haven't "analyzed" anything. all you've said was that i shouldn't keep making these threads, then i said that i can if i want too, and you said theoretically yes. what kinda quack analysis is that?

my spelling is not fucked up, jackass.

what do you mean "theoretically" yes? as far as this is concerned, it's not a theory, it's a friggin' obvious fact, no tests or theories needed (until a mod says otherwise, of course)

well, i can do whatever i want. and why the hell would "instinctively" reply to a thread with the last post count? if you see the op and know what you're in store for, then it's your choice to go ahead anyway, it's not frikkin' instinct.

i type it cuz i'm bored, see wasting time is the point. the problem is you guy continue to read even though it apparently pisses you off. which is effin retarded.

#1 the story about the girl and the phone was completely fabricated. why did i post it you ask? because all i see in incoherent babbling is a bunch of stupid-ass, meaningless, unfunny, bullshit so i decided to jump on the bandwagon. and to all you complete jackasses who read that load of crap to its entirety, you really gotta find something better to do with your time (i went back to read it over for lulz, and i couldn't even get pass the first sentence(?) of that mind-numbing bs.

#2 the story about the girl grabbing me was true...up to the point where she actually grabbed me. truth is, when i told her not to, she backed off. i'm not a wimpy lookin' guy; when i tell a girl to stop, she'll frikkin stop. why did i post that story? for lulz; just to see all the rants.

#3 the story about the girl in chemistry was entirely true. the reason i didn't go after the girl is because me(19)+she(around 14,15)= doesn't fly (and obviously she was younger, she would have to be to pull some silly-ass, annoying bs like that). that loli bullcrap might work in you guyz lame fantasies, but it doesn't irl. i did what i shoulda did a removed myself from the situation.

#4 you guys are fuckin' wierd....have a happy thanksgiving!!!!

alright so in my old chemistry class there was this little short girl sittin' behind me, she was a freshman and i was a senior (we were takin the same class i still needed to pass it) so i didn't even kno her much outside of that class. thing is like, all through class, like ALL the time she would be pokin' me in the back with her foot. i was all like whatever she probably just tryin to...idk prop her feet up or whatever. so one day i came to school and i was saggin' (not cuz i wanted to, but because i left my belt at the house [saggin' on purpose is retarded]). so anyway, when i sat down my pants were....well, below my waist, and how about this fresh behind little girl slipped off her flip flop and proceeded to try and work her foot down my boxers throughout the entire class!!!! bruh, i shit you not, i'm friggin serious. i'm sittin' there twistin' and squirmin' like a little.....man,idk, while she just sat there pokin' and maneuverin' and just...pretty much goin to town. luckily, even though my pants we low, my boxers were actually jacked up pretty high, so she couldn't get inside (that woulda been...just stupid). i was trying to like, signal my friend sittin' next to me, and he's like frikkin' lookin at me, like i'm tryin to hit on him or something, (yeah thanks for the assist, dumbass). so after class, man i was just like eff this foo and my idiot friend and just ducked out, and the girl never said anything about it. so yeah, i just ended up sittin somewhere else (a chair in the back, of course)and that was pretty much the end of it. but what i don't understand is where does this girl get off pulling some stuff like that man,like we didn't even know each other or anything like that! i mean she barely passed my waist yo, i coulda freakin' crushed her for that!!

btw i ended up droppin the class and takin environmental science, not cuz of her but because i predicted that chemistry was gonna kick my ass, and environmental science seemed (and was) easier.

bruh, what's wrong with you? if you don't like the OP then, don't read it. if you don't like the girl, then leave her alone. why r u submitting yourself to stuff that stresses you out, foo?

...stop doing' stuff to stress yourself out and then takin ur anger out on others.

ok so this one time in gym class (in highschool), it was a "free-play" day, meaning we could do whatever we wanted to. so i was on the badminton court (yeah i like playin badminton and tennis, but i kinda suck, even though i'm kinda tall...idk, lol )....and like, while i was playin' there was this one group of girls like standin' on the wall, like starin' at me and whisperin' or whatever, and i was thinkin' whatever, they're just, ya kno....doin what girls do i guess , but then one of 'em comes over to the court and signals me to come over, so i go over and she whispers in my ear "those girls dared me to grab your butt, and i was wonderin' if you'd let me" .....and of course i'm like " uhhh...wtf!? n-no you can't do that!!!" and then she like outta nowhere just grabs my ass and clenches it, and it surprised me so i'm like, "AAAAAGH!!!!"...everybody stopped and looked like, wtf is wrong with this dumbass...those girls were gigglin' and carryin' on.....man i was embarrassed.

pfft lol i guess it does sound like that. but i do talk that so i can be thinkin bout what i'm sayin....so i don't like eff up and say stupid or whatever.

ok, so i'm like.....at work or whatever, like.....ya know working mindin my own business. so like then one of my female...like co-workers comes up to me and is all like "can i borrow ur cellphone?" and i'm all like, "ummm...okay, but ya kno...just don't get it taken or whatever.....like don't get seen wit it like by the wrong person". so she walks off or whatever into the bathroom. and i'm like jus standin there like...,waitin for it back or whatever, and then she comes back out and gives me back my phone. okay so work went on as usual or whatever and then......as i'm drivin' home.....my phone rings. so i pull out my phone and look at the id and i'm like...wtf who is this? (which is weird cuz like...not many people have my number or whatever.) so i answer it and.....it's the girl from work! she all like "hey james" (yeah, my name's james btw)
and i'm like thinkin this foo jacked my friggin cell number yo!. so i'm like "yo, did you STEAL my freakin' number!?...like wtf!?" ...then she hung up.

a new ps3 and cash.

...and some cool headphones.

so i went into a chinese store (gotta get my eggroll/sesame chicken on, ya know). so i walk in....and they were playing freakin christmas songs on the radio!!! so i'm like, yo man, why am i listening to christmas IN november, IN a chinese store, man!!!!???? i mean, it's not christmas man!!! it's not even the right month yo!!!! not even CLOSE!!!

EDIT: i mean what radio station was that anyway man, cuz they was playin like....ALL christmas man........like ONLY christmas........like........EXCLUSIVELY.....nothing else......in november......in a chinese store.

why would they rush you? i mean, it IS your money, and you should get it NAO!!!!

huh, i don't get it.......oh wait........ ..... .... ....gross.

[size=10]jk, lol[/h]

so sometimes i'm gonna post on a thread, but then i'm like what's the point?

i'm like...yo man, who's even gonna read this (and if nobody reads, then what's the point, lol)

am i wrong for thinkin that?

a game. just click the monstergirl tag on the front page, and the link to the game download link is in the description.

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