lollollol12 Posts
Scion in chains wrote...
For me it was at Junior prom with my old ex girlfriend. We left the prom and of course I got her drunk. We ended up somehow in a sexual position while drinking but honestly werent doing anything at all. Then we got hot so I took off my shirt and she took off her bra, and at some point we started stripping each other for fun and wasting vodka everywhere. Now while we were good and fucking drunk we were playing around and shit and her father who already didnt like me and was a POLICE officer broke my car window and drug me out. I should also mention that before we left the prom we smoked quite a bit of weed so we were high too. So imagine a giant burly man with a wriggling face pulling out a pistol and saying some gibberish your mind cant decipher. All my mind said was "HE'S GOT A DAMN GUN CHEESE IT!" And I did. And he caught me.
And the worst part was I dont even remember my mother bailing me out or my ex telling him we DID have sex.
So what about you all?
BEST FUCKIN STORY EVER, ROFL
LostQuartet wrote...
elfen lied wrote...
Unsigned wrote...
How about you speak like a person.WAT impossible ... if he knows how to type like a normal person i will send him my entire anime collection
Guess you have to send him your entire collection now..
GIMME THE LOOT, GIMME THE LOOT
SOME UNTITLED NON-EXPERT STRANGER ON THE INTERNET IS TELLING ME TO SEEK HELP BECAUSE I SCORED LOW ON HIS FAGGOT QUIZ? FUCK THAT
GUYS I THOUGHT OF THIS MASTER PLAN TO NOOBTUBE TO THE MAX
PRIMARY: ACR (WITH NADE LAUNCHER ATTACHMENT)
SECONDARY: THUMPER
EQUPMENT: CLAYMORE
PERK 1: SCAVENGER (GET MORE NOOB TUBE AND CLAYMORE ROUNDS)
PERK 2: DANGER CLOSE (FOR MORE NOOB TUBE DMG)
PERK 3: IDK, MAYBE LAST STAND TO PISS PEOPLE OFF EVEN MORE?
DEATH STREAK WILL BE MARTYRDOM IN CASE I NEED IT
I CANT THINK OF ANY OTHER TYPE OF CLASS WHICH WILL PISS PEOPLE OFF MORE[size=1]i [/h]
PRIMARY: ACR (WITH NADE LAUNCHER ATTACHMENT)
SECONDARY: THUMPER
EQUPMENT: CLAYMORE
PERK 1: SCAVENGER (GET MORE NOOB TUBE AND CLAYMORE ROUNDS)
PERK 2: DANGER CLOSE (FOR MORE NOOB TUBE DMG)
PERK 3: IDK, MAYBE LAST STAND TO PISS PEOPLE OFF EVEN MORE?
DEATH STREAK WILL BE MARTYRDOM IN CASE I NEED IT
I CANT THINK OF ANY OTHER TYPE OF CLASS WHICH WILL PISS PEOPLE OFF MORE[size=1]i [/h]
HERE IS MY PERSON OPINION ON EACH OF THESE GAMES COMING OUT
Mass Effect 2: FUCK YEA
Army of Two: The 40th Day: FUCK THAT
Bayonetta: WAT
Darksiders: WAT
Dark Void: WAT
MAG: WAT
BioShock 2: FUCK THAT, BIOSHOCK 1 SUCKED COCK
Lost Planet 2: FUCK THAT
Dante's Inferno: TYPICAL GOW CLONE BULLSHIT
Splinter Cell: Conviction: NEVER RLY INTO SPLINTER CELL
Napoleon: Total War: COULD BE COOL MAN
Star Trek: Online: FUCK THAT
God of War III: IDK MAN..
Final Fantasy XIII: UNDER-DRESSED PROBABLY HOMOSEXYAL MEN WITH BIG SWORDS? FUCK THAT
Command & Conquer 4: IDK MAN
Battlefield: Bad Company 2: FUCK THAT
Mass Effect 2: FUCK YEA
Army of Two: The 40th Day: FUCK THAT
Bayonetta: WAT
Darksiders: WAT
Dark Void: WAT
MAG: WAT
BioShock 2: FUCK THAT, BIOSHOCK 1 SUCKED COCK
Lost Planet 2: FUCK THAT
Dante's Inferno: TYPICAL GOW CLONE BULLSHIT
Splinter Cell: Conviction: NEVER RLY INTO SPLINTER CELL
Napoleon: Total War: COULD BE COOL MAN
Star Trek: Online: FUCK THAT
God of War III: IDK MAN..
Final Fantasy XIII: UNDER-DRESSED PROBABLY HOMOSEXYAL MEN WITH BIG SWORDS? FUCK THAT
Command & Conquer 4: IDK MAN
Battlefield: Bad Company 2: FUCK THAT
I ACTUALLY READ ALL THIS AND I MUST SAY, THAT WAS PRETTY FUCKIN LAME (MOSTLY CUZ I KEPT READING IT CONSTANTLY EXPECTING MORE INTENSE SHIT TO HAPPEN)
I HAVE A CRAZIER DAILY LIFE THAN THIS SHIT MAN
I HAVE A CRAZIER DAILY LIFE THAN THIS SHIT MAN
TheDarkStarAlchemist wrote...
lollollol12 wrote...
CAN YOU FUCK IT?FUCK! HE'S BACK!
OFF TOPIC, BANNED
I AM PRETTY SICK ALSO I HAVE NOTICED THING TASTING DIFFERENTLY ALSO
I WAS EATING OUT A PUSSY AND I REALIZED THAT IT TASTED A SHITLOAD MORE SHITTY THAN ITS USUAL SHIT FLAVOR
I WAS EATING OUT A PUSSY AND I REALIZED THAT IT TASTED A SHITLOAD MORE SHITTY THAN ITS USUAL SHIT FLAVOR
