lollollol12 Posts
Azuran wrote...
Staying sober has also keep me out of trouble all of my life.AND YOUR LIFE IS PROBABLY A SHITLOAD MORE BORING TOO. THERES NOTHING LIKE RUNNING AWAY FROM THE COPS THROUGH THE WOODS BLAZED OUT OF YOUR FUCKING MIND HAVING NO IDEA WHERE THE FUCK YOU ARE GOING. THERES NOTHING LIKE SMOKING BEHIND K MARTS AND MEETING THE MOST SKETCHY FUCKERS EVER. THERES ALSO A TIME I WENT ON AN ADVENTURE WITH MY FRIEND WHO LIKES TAG SHIT TO A RAILROAD STATION WHERE WE WERE WALKING ON THE TRACKS AND SHIT. BECAUSE I WAS HIGH I WAS FUCKING FREAKING OUT AND SHIT, IT WAS FUCKING AWESOME
Azuran wrote...
I'm completely clean. I have never tasted an alcoholic drink, never smoke a single cigarette and I have never done drugs. One of the biggest accomplishment I've done in my life.WHY IS THIS AN ACCOMPLISHMENT?
Azuran wrote...
I always have a good laugh every time I see people getting into trouble for drugs or alcohol.I SERVED 15 YEARS IN JAIL FOR DEALING CRACK, YOU THINK THIS IS FUCKING FUNNY MAN? I WAS FORCED TO ANAL RAPE 20 LITTLE PUSSY FUCKERS BITCHES AND I EVEN KILLED 2 MEN
waynoinsano wrote...
option 3 both
I REMEMBER SEEING THIS IN A JAPANESE CARTOON PORN MOVIE
JACKED SO HARD
LibelloMello wrote...
Try to barter with Giovanni and Lolol and stay on Giovanni's super-island. I mean, if the fortress go down, I can just rely on Lolol to provide me with the time needed to run the fuck out of there.That okay with you, Lolol?
I WOULDNT WORRY MAN, I DONT THINK ZOMBIES CAN SWIM
Sevhenko wrote...
Having 15 of these babies in reserve.
OMFG MECHWARRIOR ALERT
FAFNIRS ARE BEST MECH EVER PRETTY MUCH
Giovanni wrote...
SURE, BUT ONLY IF YOU DON'T FUCK UP ALL MY SHIT AND LET MEWTWO GO.IF THAT EVER HAPPENS THEN ONE OF MY COLLEAGUES WILL PROBABLY SAY "WE DREAMED OF CREATING THE WORLD'S STRONGEST POKEMON, AND WE SUCCEEDED" THEN PROCEED TO GET KILLED
THEN YOU WOULD COME IN VIA HELICOPTER AND SAY TO MEWTWO "THOSE FOOLS THOUGHT YOU WERE A SCIENCE EXPERIMENT, BUT I SEE YOU AS A VALUABLE PARTNER. WITH YOU PSYCHIC POWERS AND MY RESOURCES, TOGETHER WE CAN CONTROL THE WORLD. A WILDFIRE DESTROYS EVERYTHING IN ITS PATH, IT WILL BE THE SAME WITH YOUR POWERS UNLESS YOU LEARN TO CONTROL THEM. I CAN HELP YOU DO THAT. TRUST ME AND I WILL SHOW YOU A WAY TO FOCUS YOU POWERS THAT WILL MAKE YOU INVINCIBLE. HA HA HA"
AT THAT POINT, MEWTWO BECOMES YOUR BITCH
Giovanni wrote...
ZOMBIES AREN'T SHIT. THE TEAM ROCKET FORTRESS CAN WITHSTAND ASSAULTS FROM STANDING ARMIES, EARTHQUAKES, AND MAGICAL ATTACKS. A ZOMBIE INVASION WOULD BE A WALK IN THE PARK.AS IN I'D GO WALKING IN THE PARK DURING THE ZOMBIE INVASION.
WHILE PUNCHING ZOMBIE FACES IN.
FOR SPORT.
IN CASE OF ZOMBIES CAN I CHILL ON YOU SUPER SECRET ISLAND THAT YOU DID RESEARCH WITH MEWTWO ON AS SEEN IN POKEMON THE FIRST MOVIE???????????????????????????????
