mibuchiha Posts

I CHARGE 5 DOLLAH

I ONLY SIGN THE COCKS OF CUSTOMERS

$60 LESSONS, PER HOUR
$10000 FOR A YEAR

SRY, BUT I ALREADY HAD HOT CYBER SEX WITH TEGUMI BITCH

FUCK YEA

HELLO, MY NAME IS LOLLOLLOL12 AND I AM HERE TO SHOW YOU MY NEW PRODUCT, IT IS A HAND ROLLED CIG USING LOW QUALITY TOBACCO AMONG OTHER CRUDE ITEMS.

WHAT INSPIRED ME TO MAKE THIS PRODUCT IS SEEING SHITTY CIGARS LIKE DUTCHES BEING CUT APART AND ROLLED INTO BLUNTS WHILE THE DUTCH GUTS ARE JUST THROWN ONTO THE SIDEWALK. I PUT A STOP TO THIS AND BEGAN COLLECTING DUTCH GUTS TO JUST ROLL AND SHIT FOR WHEN IM DEAD AND CANT DO ANYTHING ELSE WHILE PLAYING COUNTER STRIKE SOURCE, LOL.

CREATION STARTS WITH THE LOWEST QUALITY TOBACCO, I PUT THEM INTO SOME ROLLINGS PAPERS ALONG WITH A "FILTER" AND THEN ROLL THAT SHIT UP.



AS YOU CAN SEE IN THAT SHITTY PICTURE, I USE AN INDEX CARD AS A FILTER SO IT ACTUALLY DOESNT FILTER SHIT ROFL

HERE IS THE CIG IN ACTION JUST CHILLING THERE WITH THIS BITCH I CALL NATURE IN THE BACKGROUND:



SMOKING ONE OF MY LOW QUALITY PRODUCTS WILL LEAVE YOU FEELING LIKE FUCKING SHIT. THE SMOKE IS HARSH AS FUCK AS IS FOR THE MANLIEST OF MEN ONLY. IF YOU ATTEMPT TO INHALE, YOU WILL PROBABLY DIE INSTANTLY OR GET ASTHMA; ONCE AGAIN, MANLY MEN ONLY.

PLZ TRY MY PRODUCT, THX.

CEO:
LOLLOLLOL12

NO HANDS, JUST MIND POWER

ROFL THAT 10 YEAR OLD BITCH GOT PUT INTO PLACE

FUCKIN RAPED

I PLAY THEM WHEN I FEEL LIKE JACKIN OFF, ONLY TO REALIZE IT TAKES LIKE 5 FUCKING HOURS TO GET TO A PART WHERE I CAN FUCKING BEAT OFF TO

I CAN PUT THE MACK DOWN AND FUCK A BITCH IN THAT TIME, THIS IS BULLSHIT

VIRUSES DONT FUCK WITH ME, I GOT NORTON ANTIVIRUS

LOL YA THE SCAR FUCKIN SUCKS, ITS MAG ONLY HOLDS LIKE 20 FUCKIN ROUNDS, NOT ENOUGH FOR MY NOOB TUBING CLASS, I SWAPPED IT OUT FOR THE M4 AND ITS FUCKIN LEGIT

I WOULD NOT LET A FAGGOT IN MY HOUSE AND NEITHER SHOULD YOU

I DONT GIVE A SHIT ABOUT YOUR EXPECTATIONS

FUCKIN PUSSY

MAYBE WASTELAND, BUT IT MAY BE TOO FAR AND ITS A TOUGH SHOT. I HAVE KILLED PEOPLE PRETTY CLOSE INTO A MATCH JUST BY RANDOMLY SHOOTING MY SHIT LIKE A MORTAR



NAW MAN, I PLAY PC

I WISH I HAD A SISTER SO I COULD FUCK THE SHIT OUT OF HER LIKE IN ALL THOSE JAPANESE CARTOON PORNOGRAPHIC COMICS

THIS IS A HUGE SETBACK TO THE BLACK TREE-HUGGING LESBIAN COMMUNITY

I THINK IT SHOULD BE CENSORED TO PROTECT THE CHILDREN OF THIS CHRISTIAN NATION

I DO NOT CELEBRATE THANKSGIVING, I AM OUT KILLING PEOPLE BECAUSE THEY LEAST EXPECT IT ON THAT DAY

I WAS JUST THINKING, JACOB LOOKS LIKE A FUCKIN PEDO

MINE WAS WHEN THE DOCTOR TOUCHED MY BALLS AND TOLD ME TO COUGH