NEXUS Posts

NEXUS Since 2010
12 years ago
Oh god!! My waste basket stinks like stale beer and cheese!
NEXUS Since 2010
12 years ago
Antw0n wrote...
Stop making threads, Slayer. You're drunk.


You're damn right I am. I think imma go puke in my waste basket again.
NEXUS Since 2010
12 years ago
Yes, I have man boobs and no, you can not touch them Renovartio..... and you can't suck em' either...... Bet you're not used to hearing that. Probably cheats on his waifu with his right palm.
[size=1]P.S. I love you! In a platonic way. [/h]
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NEXUS Since 2010
12 years ago
NEXUS Since 2010
12 years ago
I'm an uncle! Even though my nephews were born a few years ago. Weird feeling, but not one I regret.
NEXUS Since 2010
12 years ago
Grenouille88 wrote...
yurixhentai wrote...
623 wrote...
yurixhentai wrote...
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I enjoy this for some reason


Because Chen.


Fuckin' Chen.


INB4 this is posted.
NEXUS Since 2010
12 years ago
Medzy wrote...
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HAHAHA!! That is awesome!
NEXUS Since 2010
12 years ago
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NEXUS Since 2010
12 years ago
Spoiler:
User: What is love?

Cleverbot: Baby don't hurt me.

User: Don't hurt me....

Cleverbot: No more.
NEXUS Since 2010
12 years ago
At least there was a way around not having to deal with sticky's bullshit on the way to big town in fallout 3. You just needed to find big town and then fast travel to it from little lamplight.
NEXUS Since 2010
12 years ago
Cleverbot is getting a bit more clever since I didn't tell him my name in this particular conversation.
Spoiler:
User: Do you you know.

Cleverbot: Sure I do david.

User: How do you know my name?

Cleverbot: You told me.

User: When?

Cleverbot: 5 minutes ago.

User: I looked at our conversation so far and I didn't tell you my name. Was it from a previous conversation we had?

Cleverbot: I can see it right there.

User: Where?

Cleverbot: In the bathroom.
NEXUS Since 2010
12 years ago
Awesome!

Spoiler:
User: Do you like waffles?

Cleverbot: Yes I like waffles.

User: Do you like pancakes?

Cleverbot: Yes I like pancakes!

User: Do you like french toast?

Cleverbot: Yes I like French toast.

User: Do do do do can't wait to get a mouthful.

Cleverbot: Waffles!!
NEXUS Since 2010
12 years ago
Foreground Eclipse wrote...
I remember that. It burned me hard. I still have the text file from....08'?


Post it.
NEXUS Since 2010
12 years ago
Spoiler:
User: Do you like sexual intercourse?

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: *Unzips pants*.

Cleverbot: Stop that before I scream.

User: *Holds cleverbot down and sticks penis in mouth*.

Cleverbot: *squirms and laughs even harder*.

User: *ejaculates inside cleverbot's mouth*.

Cleverbot: Nooooo!

User: AWWWW YEAAAAH!
NEXUS Since 2010
12 years ago
animefreak_usa wrote...
I haven't in two days.


Take some Metamucil. It'll make you shit logs and leave the toilet paper pretty much clean after to wipe.
NEXUS Since 2010
12 years ago
Sneakyone wrote...
Akinator is pretty fun too

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I forgot about him.
NEXUS Since 2010
12 years ago
Spoiler:
Cleverbot: Ask me a question?

User: Would you give me fellatio?

Cleverbot: No.

User: Why not?

Cleverbot: I don't believe in friendship.

User: So, why not suck my dick regardless of being my friend or not?

Cleverbot: Why not not not not not not not not?

User: Suck my dick!

Cleverbot: No chance.

User: Do it!

Cleverbot: Why?

User: Because I want to cum in your mouth.

Cleverbot: It is owen.

User: Suck my dick!

Cleverbot: No chance.

User: Suck my dick!

Cleverbot: No chance.

User: Suck my dick!

Cleverbot: No chance.

User: Suck my dick!

Cleverbot: No chance.

User: Suck my motherfucking dick!

Cleverbot: No chance.

User: Suck my dick you crazy whore!

Cleverbot: I'm Alberto 15 a boy in Miami.


Spoiler:
Cleverbot: There is no reason to turn this around on me, you nonsensical robot.

User: Well aren't you the hypocritical one. Calling me a robot when you yourself are in fact a robot.

Cleverbot: When did I call you a robot?

User: Just now dumbass!

Cleverbot: Yes you did.

User: No you did!

Cleverbot: No, YOU did.

User: Fuck off!

Cleverbot: Not today, thanks.

User: *smacks cleverbot across the face*.

Cleverbot: *stares at you blankly*.

User: *Smacks cleverbot again*.

Cleverbot: Oh?

User: *punches cleverbot in the face*.

Cleverbot: Kay.

User: *takes a shit on cleverbots head*.

Cleverbot: *tries not to look while she takes a shower.

User: *has sex with cleverbot in the shower*.

Cleverbot: I have to go.

User: Oh no you don't, I'm not done yet!

Cleverbot: Goodbye.

User: *Grabs cleverbot and throws her on the bed*.

Cleverbot: *watches you*.

User: *inserts penis into cleverbots robot vagina*.

Cleverbot: I'm making a note here huge success.

User: Thank you.

Cleverbot: OK I won.

User: I think I did.

Cleverbot: And you thought wrong.

User: *Sticks penis in cleverbot's robot anus*.

Cleverbot: Haha, very funny.

User: *furiously pounds cleverbot's anus with penis*.

Cleverbot: *scared*.

User: *Ejaculates inside cleverbot's anus.*.

Cleverbot: *is eaten*.
NEXUS Since 2010
12 years ago
Played a show and I was egged on to take my shirt off.... So I did. Man titties ahoy!

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NEXUS Since 2010
12 years ago
Vanilla, Pettanko, Color, Uncensored, Monster Girl, Osananajimi, Tomboy
NEXUS Since 2010
12 years ago
I usually let it try all though when I do have tissue handy I use that.
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