NutritiousGoop Posts

I made Cherry jealous by snuggling with the twins for a bit while she went to the bathroom.

As much as I loved her holding me the rest of the time. She wouldn't let me go. For anything. Not even the bathroom. I almost peed myself on my bed. That would. Have been unpleasant to sleep on.

Lemon and Lime.
They came over. It was wasn't so much fun as it was chill.

We all just sorta hung out on my bed (the "Love Fortress Castle Place") and watched TV, having a drink and cuddling our respective lovers... Then I was snuggling with both of the twins to make Cherry jealous. It worked.

Cherry for the rest of the time was on top of me and wouldn't let me go. It was great.

^- This book about the universe I read all the time in 4th grade when I was done with my work. Read that all the time. I was a huge space nerd back then.

There was also this book about ancient artwork that Cherry and I would check out from the school's library and look at. We found the thing interesting but it had plenty of nude art in there too. (We liked looking at those. It was as close to porn our curious prepubescent minds were going to get)

I used what I learned about nude art to write an essay in my art class about how nudity can be art instead of porn. i technically failed that assignment as he topic was "inappropriate," but the teacher gave me extra credit on that and allowed me to re-do the assignment with a diffrent topic.

<- I'm watching How it's Made. Comfort shoes are being made right now!

V- Favorite Fairy Tale or Fantasy Story as a child?

Oooh my gawd!
How often does the Jelly post these kind of thoughts?

I want to laugh so hard but she's sleeping and cuddly and adorable I don't want to wake her up.

*sigh* you see this kind of bullshit? These are the kind of thoughts that happen when it's like 2:45 AM and we both can't sleep, need sleep, but want to talk.

But I want to know. How often does she post these random thoughts caused by insomniatic sleep deprivation? ~Cherry

Well Jelly is asleep already after like 3 wine glasses of soda and grapes. She forgot to log out.

Well browsing the forums like she does when she can't sleep, I found this. I saw how she sometimes complains about how we have insomnia and that she just can't sleep but I just fell asleep so she had no one to spout sweet words of nonsensical loving and questionable deershit...

I'm experiencing that now.
Hey Jelly Kelly McO'Deli! Don't forget to log out next time or I'll say something stupid and pretend to be your slime persona!

Eh fuckit ima do it now.
~Cherry

Well when mine was a bush it was all over the place.

I do shave mine often though. Mine is curvy. Not curly or straight but somewhere in between.

I learned poop is of the earth and life elements.

Cherry did this thing!

In our minifridge there is an arrangement.

On the left side we have a 2 liter of grape Fanta and a wine glass filled with red grapes.

On the other side we have a 2 liter of Cherry Pepsi and a wine glass filled with Cherries (and an apple juice box)

The wine glasses even have purple and pink ribbons tied around them respectively! It's so cute.

10:30 the sticky note said!

Edit: and 10:30 it was. We fed each other the fruit and enjoyed a few glasses of cold soda. "Jelly" is cuddling me asleep right now. im confused. You'd think the sugar mixed with our usual insomnia would keep her awake. Guess not.

Jelly needs to learn to log out. Or at least close her apps when she's done.

all these apps at once drain battery like all else. No wonder you need to charge your phone so often!

Ah well. Goodnight friends of the Goo Girl! ~Cherry

... My god! Yes! That is more correct than I realized!

Okay so men have Wood element and women have Water element.
When those two elements mix, they create theLlife element.

But what about humanity in general? Well some religions say that God or one of the Gods sculpted man from clay. Clay is earth.

Wood and water elements are also in plants! They are alive... But how do they get their life element if they don't have sex? Sure they make seeds and pollinate, but the seeds need that jumpstart to flourish.

And that jumpstart comes from our poo. Poop is a fertilizer for plants, giving a bit of the life element in the form of this squishy brown "clay" that is the excess life element from the meats and plants we eat.

The poo biodegrade a back into the earth and speeds that life element to the plants, resetting the cycle. . Therefore. Poop technacly becomes earth element.

Yeah. Typos. I know. I don't care.
I got to do that thing with Cherry that involves mixing water elements to create a big puddle soon!

Aww. I didn't know. I didn't mean to offend.

That's probably the most casual engagement ever though. Good job!

So gay men are fire elemental?
I guess that is hot! And it makes sense. Rub two sticks together, friction builds up, then the spark and (flaming gooey squirt noises)

Alas for lesbians, Water and Water just makes a bigger puddle of water. I know from experience. Still, it's probably enough water to make rainbows to decorate the LGBT flag with.
I bet lesbians would make great mermaids though.

Well this news bummed me out...

Apparently somebody hanged a dog off if a bridge. Just sorta threw it off of there, and it didn't snap it's neck, so the dog was just hanging there struggling and in pain until it died.

I know it's probably just one crazy guy, but that one guy probably destroyed your faith in humanity, even if just a little bit.

You obviously don't have love on the brain when you're hungry. Try a snickers. That might help. Makes a good snack and its chocolate.

Chocolate is nice.

So when the penis is erect, it's called wood right? So that makes human men wood elementals, right?

But what about women? Our vaginas get wet with this natual water-like lubricant. Does this make women water elementals?

This makes a lot of sense. Water and Wood combined make Life. Just look at plants and trees! They're living things.

Hmm. I wonder which thing has the fire element with their sexual organs. I bet fucking them would be hot.

That bubble bath last night went great. I hadn't seen her so relaxed in quite some time.

Today was boring though. -.-
There were more marshmallows in my cereal I guess... Got all five of those new clover hats on one spoon.

Hiccups. All day.
Fucking hiccups!

scented bubble bath solution.
I bought it. Now I'm gonna use it.

And I won't be alone either.
Romantic relaxing mint scented bubble bath with floating rainbow led candles and a playlist of relaxing music ready on my phone.

Ahhhhh. Should be good

I'd change my body so that I'm taller and have slightly larger breasts.

My body wouldn't bug me so much if more people treated me like an adult and not a teenager or midget.

My external hard drive shorted out in this really bad storm.
I have lost my backups of my software and stuff.

My neighbor also had a huge tree branch land right on thier car.

Also Cherry and I moved back to my dad's place. The twins didn't like it but they understand our reasoning.
(Insert list of 12 good reasons here)

Today I learned something important.

Make backups of backups. At least of the most important things.

My external hard drive crapped out. I still have everything on my main pc, but I no longer have backups if something happens to that.