NutritiousGoop Posts
Well I'm going to need a new mattress. Two springs are starting to pop up on Cherry's side of the bed. She woke up with a sore lower back and we cannot get remotely comfortable when we tried laying on that side of the bed.
I can't afford a mattress right now and one of us is going to have to sleep in the living room couch for a while (though I can probably sleep on the love seat no problem. I'm short enough to make it work. )
I can't afford a mattress right now and one of us is going to have to sleep in the living room couch for a while (though I can probably sleep on the love seat no problem. I'm short enough to make it work. )
I was in "Go!" Mode all day today for some reason. I just got back from doing the last of my errands... I would have done that 3 hours ago if I hadn't distracted myself with getting ice cream, water guns, gummy bears to put in my jello cups, and then simply browsing Staples for a possible new office desk
Oh my god I don't know what I'm bouncy balls in jumpy castles has gotten over me but I just had a huge surge of energy all day!
It was "GO!" Mode for all kinds of things. I eventually got everything I needed to get done, well, done today! (And then some... After a bunch of distractions like ice cream or picking up water guns)
That energy is quickly wearing off though. I don't think I'll be doing anything other than bed, sleep, gummy bears, and HLN in a few minutes.
It was "GO!" Mode for all kinds of things. I eventually got everything I needed to get done, well, done today! (And then some... After a bunch of distractions like ice cream or picking up water guns)
That energy is quickly wearing off though. I don't think I'll be doing anything other than bed, sleep, gummy bears, and HLN in a few minutes.
Vineclaw wrote...
The worst part?
Still a virgin. And my 19th birthday's coming up soon...
Thats not really a bad thing. Took me till I was almost 21 and dating Cherry for a few months before losing my virginity. And you know what? I'm glad I didn't just go around with people and having sex on like the second date as most of the girls seemed to do in my high school.
It's not my place to give relationship advise but I think having some more confidence in yourself and keeping what you have to say simple might help with the self proclaimed awkward flirting and romance... One girl
I know finds that kinda attractive though (she's like 30 though)
PumpJack McGee wrote...
All you need is a person with epilepsy and a strobe light.That's terrible... Admitingly humorous but terrible
Too much soda. Stomach cramps are bound to happen when I go to bed.
its always when I lay down that the cramps start.
its always when I lay down that the cramps start.
We went over to the Twins place. Watched a few movies and relaxed. They apparently finished their media room and it looks pretty good.
Comfy sofa, couple old armchairs, decently sized TV, basic surround sound, PS4, organized movie/game shelves, and color changing LED light bulbs controlled by remote. All that's needed now are a few wall decorations in my opinion
Comfy sofa, couple old armchairs, decently sized TV, basic surround sound, PS4, organized movie/game shelves, and color changing LED light bulbs controlled by remote. All that's needed now are a few wall decorations in my opinion
Mrs. Merryweather wrote...
Every time I see you post you either talk about your other half (we get it already, you're a lesbian) or your sex life.Or is that just me?
Well you aren't too wrong... If I were to just talk about me though I'd not have much to talk about. It'd just be the same old "I worked a 9 hour shift and ran a few errands before laying back and watching tv."
I really should try and find diffrent things to talk about sometimes huh?
Did you know there are apps for your phone designed for female masturbation? I certainly didn't till the thought hit me...
I used to use clean up an old vibrating toothbrush and use that as a vibrator. I can't use that as I got rid of it and I can't use my vibe as the batteries are dead and we lack AAA's. Well my phone vibrates. I bet I could use that if I were comfortable with the idea of shoving this up my pants.
And that got me google searching if people do that. Of course they do. Just crap a condom around it, turn any of the various apps you can get, and shove it on up in there! I really shouldn't be as surprised as I am about this but shoving a 300+ dollar smartphone I use for various daily tasks and schedule management is not an immediate thought I have.
I used to use clean up an old vibrating toothbrush and use that as a vibrator. I can't use that as I got rid of it and I can't use my vibe as the batteries are dead and we lack AAA's. Well my phone vibrates. I bet I could use that if I were comfortable with the idea of shoving this up my pants.
And that got me google searching if people do that. Of course they do. Just crap a condom around it, turn any of the various apps you can get, and shove it on up in there! I really shouldn't be as surprised as I am about this but shoving a 300+ dollar smartphone I use for various daily tasks and schedule management is not an immediate thought I have.
You ever wonder what's it like to be the opposite sex? I do, but I don't like the idea of me being ALL man as the diffrent hormones would probably change the way I think.
Anyway, I like Futa on anybody, male, female, or Futa.
Futa on male is rare and vise versa is rare though and something I happen to like the idea of.
Anyway, I like Futa on anybody, male, female, or Futa.
Futa on male is rare and vise versa is rare though and something I happen to like the idea of.
One year of Fakku.
Also I got picked up and held tight in public. Embarrassing, yes, especially because all I did was buy Cherry a soda. That's an overdramatize "Thank You!" If I've ever felt one and She knows it
Also I got picked up and held tight in public. Embarrassing, yes, especially because all I did was buy Cherry a soda. That's an overdramatize "Thank You!" If I've ever felt one and She knows it
Cherry beat me at Panel de Pon... 5 rematches later I didn't win once. How'd she get so good at that game?
I was going to say 12 years and be a smart ass but you thought of that.
So about 2 months.
Back when I had that body cast (broken thigh, got hit by a van in parking lot after job interview) just a few months ago.
Cherry and I tried gentle sex but my leg would twitch around (as it normally does. I can't keep too still. It's reflex. ) and that hurt a lot, so no sex or masturbation happened during the 8 weeks my leg took to recover.
Other than that no more than a week. I find masturbation to be a good stress relief in about 4 minutes.
So about 2 months.
Back when I had that body cast (broken thigh, got hit by a van in parking lot after job interview) just a few months ago.
Cherry and I tried gentle sex but my leg would twitch around (as it normally does. I can't keep too still. It's reflex. ) and that hurt a lot, so no sex or masturbation happened during the 8 weeks my leg took to recover.
Other than that no more than a week. I find masturbation to be a good stress relief in about 4 minutes.
I like Yuri best. But not just any yuri. First of all their body proportions can't be over the top. I dislike most pazuri because of their huge / rediculous boob sizes.
There also has to be some kind of build up. I usually don't like seeing two girls having sex because sex. I like foreplay and some pillow talk to get them in the mood before they start slow, ramp up gradually, and then climax together at the same time somehow. (That never happens with me and Cherry. I usually cum first. )
I personally like it slow and gentle most of the way through.
In the case where the pervy one is clearly leading the shy one in bed, I like it when the shy one comes and then turns around wanting to give the same pleasures to the Pervy one.
There also has to be some kind of build up. I usually don't like seeing two girls having sex because sex. I like foreplay and some pillow talk to get them in the mood before they start slow, ramp up gradually, and then climax together at the same time somehow. (That never happens with me and Cherry. I usually cum first. )
I personally like it slow and gentle most of the way through.
In the case where the pervy one is clearly leading the shy one in bed, I like it when the shy one comes and then turns around wanting to give the same pleasures to the Pervy one.
"Your hard / huge cock / fingers is/are going right up my pussy / ass! It feels amazing!"
"I'm putting it in now"
"His/her cock/pussy/cum tastes good"
And let's not forget "Ah!" "Uhn!" "Ooo!" And the many sexual moans that are on every page during intercourse.
I've also seen a handful of times cum being referred to as "milk" in hentai starring a Loli who is kissing her onii-chan's thingy
"I'm putting it in now"
"His/her cock/pussy/cum tastes good"
And let's not forget "Ah!" "Uhn!" "Ooo!" And the many sexual moans that are on every page during intercourse.
I've also seen a handful of times cum being referred to as "milk" in hentai starring a Loli who is kissing her onii-chan's thingy
Simple as that. I want to live. I'm enjoying life and even if I wasn't it's the only one I'm going to get. You don't just get game over for the sake of quitting the game these days do you? (Unless the only way to save progress in said game is to get game over, which is a bullshit mechanic... Be thankful real life doesn't have the mechanic. )
Cherry and I had nothing to do all day. No work. No errands needed. So we stayed in bed and snuggled all day. Barley even left the bedroom. (Bathroom and bath)
We were also naked all day as we didn't bother to put any clothes on this morning. That was a plus.
And we had slow, gentle sex like 3 or 4 times. And a bath. And massaging each other. And many kisses. And tons of pillow talk / random nonsense. And several attempts at a nap. And some snacks and stuff.
In short. It was just me and her naked in the fort that is my bedroom all day.
We were also naked all day as we didn't bother to put any clothes on this morning. That was a plus.
And we had slow, gentle sex like 3 or 4 times. And a bath. And massaging each other. And many kisses. And tons of pillow talk / random nonsense. And several attempts at a nap. And some snacks and stuff.
In short. It was just me and her naked in the fort that is my bedroom all day.
Fuchsia Beach Resort has expanded over the year.
I still have to take the elevator, but I've met a suntanning mermaid, conjoined angel and demon who reveal your thoughts out loud but silence you if you speak up, a lumberjack with a tooth fetish, the ghost of some little boy who wants his sister back, King Midas as a surfer bum, a succubus who enters dreams and enters mine because she "needed a vacation spot with variety and girls... I'm sick of screwing men... but that's the job I signed up for. " and more recently, a guy who gave everyone massage chairs
I still have to take the elevator, but I've met a suntanning mermaid, conjoined angel and demon who reveal your thoughts out loud but silence you if you speak up, a lumberjack with a tooth fetish, the ghost of some little boy who wants his sister back, King Midas as a surfer bum, a succubus who enters dreams and enters mine because she "needed a vacation spot with variety and girls... I'm sick of screwing men... but that's the job I signed up for. " and more recently, a guy who gave everyone massage chairs
About a year after my last post here comes this.
Look around. Where are you? Gray and black. Dark Gray sky, black crackled floor, perfect lighting despite there being no light source.
Your vision is warped and you see things in high contrasting colors (like everything was colored with highlighters and pastel colored markers)
You find your loved ones in a state of panic and agony. By their wounds you'd think they'd be dead but they continue running in desperation. They appear to be running from you.
Imagine if your body was controlled by a demon who was using your body to brutally torture your loved ones, making sure that they are kept alive but in as much pain as possible. You can try and fight it, and he will let you try, but only just enough to make you feel like you can't stop him no matter what you do... Because you can't.
Though not of your control, you are going around beating those you care about into a bloody pulp...
I had that dream. My reaction upon waking up was thanking God that I did not just die in my sleep and go to hell.
Look around. Where are you? Gray and black. Dark Gray sky, black crackled floor, perfect lighting despite there being no light source.
Your vision is warped and you see things in high contrasting colors (like everything was colored with highlighters and pastel colored markers)
You find your loved ones in a state of panic and agony. By their wounds you'd think they'd be dead but they continue running in desperation. They appear to be running from you.
Imagine if your body was controlled by a demon who was using your body to brutally torture your loved ones, making sure that they are kept alive but in as much pain as possible. You can try and fight it, and he will let you try, but only just enough to make you feel like you can't stop him no matter what you do... Because you can't.
Though not of your control, you are going around beating those you care about into a bloody pulp...
I had that dream. My reaction upon waking up was thanking God that I did not just die in my sleep and go to hell.
