PumpJack McGee Posts

I basically made the claim for you. So- like those who had Reclaims- you'll start the game with one waifu already in the bag.



Because right now holds no bearing. I typed right now just right now, but now you're only reading that just right now. That's not considering that I'm also just replying to your suggestion about starting right now right now- and with lag time and time zones and varying internet and reading speeds- your right now may not necessarily match up to my right now, and- right now- I'm not even sure which now I'm referring to now.

Fucking hell, I try to do something nice for these fuckwits...

Surewhynot.

Feeling generous, lately.

ORGYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY

I mean, congratulations.

You get Jinx.

Happy Birthday.

Precisely what I meant.

'Fisting' has the nominal object right in the word.


You phone someone with a phone.

You fist someone with a fist.



You also punch people with a fist, but that's beside the point.

It's been- a long time now.

As is tradition, that means it is now tradition.

Cheers.

Would you mind doing the other two?

Pass the sauce, mate?

Would you like to try again?

In the rules.

Anything and everything will be in there, but I can't make people read 'em.

Not much more I can do except PM everyone about any new stuff, and fuck that- even though numbers have diminished- there were still about 100 players last time.

-A buncha oldfags gathered 'round for a bit of a gangbang (I think I saw you post in the topic, actually).

-Some folks at CTFG actually started up a semi-dating site.

-Entering my third year of waifu tyranny.

-Saruman died. So did B.B. King.

-Middle East has fighting in it.

-It's been hot as hell this week.

-The largest known number ends in a 7.

So, as the next Waifu Game is coming up,and only one person (Bagman) has managed to qualify for a +1- I'll be adding to that rule.

-The first person (thus, Bagman)- can now come up with a riddle to see if I qualify for a +1.

-The first person through the gate at the start of Round 1 (tomorrow), and Round 2 (18th), get to have first pick on the following rounds. As in, before me.

So-

-Tomorrow goes as usual.
- Whoever gets first after I start things off gets first pick on Round 2.
-Whoever gets first after that person on Round 2 gets to have first pick on Round 3.


See you folks tomorrow.

Yes.

And you can only make one claim per round.

Multiple claims only work if you come into the game late.

Read the rules and try again.

Two more strikes and you're out.

I think you may have misunderstood the situation.

Read the Rules.

HOW TO PLAY:

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Claims

-Each user is allotted a minimum of three(3) characters.

-And can get an additional one for either:

Every two(2) years that the user has been part of the forums,

or

Every 500 posts,

for a maximum of five(5) total claims.

-Any established fictional character from any published work is claimable. Anime, Videogames, Comics, Manga, Hentai, Webcomics, Books, etc. If you can buy it, you can claim a character from it.

e.g. Emily the Strange, is- indeed- claimable. Even though she's naught but a mascot- she is of published and purchasable material and is an established character.

-Multiple incarnations of the same character, however, cannot be claimed separately. Timelines, alternate dimensions, cloning- whatever the cause- they all count as a singular character.

e.g. Urashibara Ruka, although appearing as both a girl and a trap, cannot be claimed twice.

-Claims are to be made by stating the full name of the character, true/alternate identity if they have one*, and the full name of the series from whence they came.

*Exception to series within their debut season.

-Side/minor characters can be claimed, provided they,

have a name

and/or

show up at least three(3) times throughout the series

e.g. Himeko Tachibana, although having only one spoken line throughout both seasons of K-ON, is a named character.

-Real people can't be claimed. That includes other users, celebrities, supermodels, and people who don't even look real.

Reclaims

-During Rounds 4 and 5, the first six(6) people in each respective round are eligible for a Reclaim during the Summer 2015 game.

WHAT DOES THIS MEAN

At every game, all your claims are reset, meaning you must begin anew.

However- should you be one of the lucky few to get a Reclaim, you get to keep one of your characters; carry one over from the previous game.

-This must amount to a total of twelve(12) different users.

So, although you may be among the first six in both rounds, you cannot get two Reclaims. That Reclaim spot will instead go to the next user in line.

Rounds

The rounds shall begin on the following dates.

Round 1: July 11th.
Round 2: July 18th. 4-5 EST
Round 3: July 25th. 4-5 EST
Round 4: Aug 8th.
Round 5: Aug 22nd.

Rounds 4 and 5 shall start around 8-9 pm. EST (GMT-5)

They begin when I announce it within the game thread itself- so keep an eye out for that.

Round 5 lasts until the next game. Winter 2015.


Divorces

-You can divorce one of your claims, should ever your affections be swayed you heartless bastard.

-After divorcing, you cannot make another claim until full four(4) days/96 hours after you've made the divorce.

-The divorced character cannot be claimed for a full two(2) days/48 hours. To give them time to pick up the SHATTERED PIECES OF THEIR BROKEN HEART.

You monster.

-Each player has a maximum of three(3) divorces per game. Philandering knave.

Bonus Claims:

Each game, I try to find ways to allow players to get more waifus. This time around, I thought a bit of a riddle.

Send me a Private Message telling me why I chose to call this game 'American Pie', and I shall allot you one extra claim over your current maximum.

But wait- there's more!


Important (Things that are often ignored/misunderstood)

EACH WAIFU GAME HAS THREE(3) THREADS DEDICATED TO IT; GAME, LIST, AND DISCUSSION.

-THE GAME THREAD IS WHERE CLAIMS AND DIVORCES ARE MADE. NOTHING ELSE. NOTHING MORE.

-THE GAME LIST THREAD IS WHERE ALL THE ALREADY CLAIMED CHARACTERS ARE LISTED. FOR YOUR CONVENIENCE. SO THAT YOU MAY KNOW WHO'S ALREADY BEEN CLAIMED. SO YOU DON'T TRY TO CLAIM THEM. BECAUSE SOMEONE ELSE OTHER THAN YOURSELF WHO IS NOT YOU HAS ALREADY DONE IT BEFORE YOU DID. SO DON'T TRY.

-THE GAME DISCUSSION(you are here) THREAD IS WHERE ALL OTHER THINGS ABOUT THE GAME ARE POSTED. YOU DO NOT POST YOUR CLAIMS/DIVORCES IN HERE. YOU POST EVERYTHING ELSE THAT IS NOT A CLAIM/DIVORCE IN HERE.

-ALL CLAIM POSTS CANNOT BE EDITED WITHIN THE FIRST SIX(6) HOURS AFTER THE START OF A ROUND. FOR ANY REASON. ANY POSTS THAT HAVE BEEN EDITED WITHIN THAT TIME PERIOD WILL VOID THEIR CLAIMS. IF IN DOUBT, MAKE A NEW POST.

HOW TO PLAY:

RRRRRUUUUUURRRRRRRRRRUUUUSSS



Claims

-Each user is allotted a minimum of three(3) characters.

-And can get an additional one for either:

Every two(2) years that the user has been part of the forums,

or

Every 500 posts,

for a maximum of five(5) total claims.

-Any established fictional character from any published work is claimable. Anime, Videogames, Comics, Manga, Hentai, Webcomics, Books, etc. If you can buy it, you can claim a character from it.

e.g. Emily the Strange, is- indeed- claimable. Even though she's naught but a mascot- she is of published and purchasable material and is an established character.

-Multiple incarnations of the same character, however, cannot be claimed separately. Timelines, alternate dimensions, cloning- whatever the cause- they all count as a singular character.

e.g. Urashibara Ruka, although appearing as both a girl and a trap, cannot be claimed twice.

-Claims are to be made by stating the full name of the character, true/alternate identity if they have one*, and the full name of the series from whence they came.

*Exception to series within their debut season.

-Side/minor characters can be claimed, provided they,

have a name

and/or

show up at least three(3) times throughout the series

e.g. Himeko Tachibana, although having only one spoken line throughout both seasons of K-ON, is a named character.

-Real people can't be claimed. That includes other users, celebrities, supermodels, and people who don't even look real.

Reclaims

-During Rounds 4 and 5, the first six(6) people in each respective round are eligible for a Reclaim during the Summer 2015 game.

WHAT DOES THIS MEAN

At every game, all your claims are reset, meaning you must begin anew.

However- should you be one of the lucky few to get a Reclaim, you get to keep one of your characters; carry one over from the previous game.

-This must amount to a total of twelve(12) different users.

So, although you may be among the first six in both rounds, you cannot get two Reclaims. That Reclaim spot will instead go to the next user in line.

Rounds

The rounds shall begin on the following dates.

Round 1: July 11th.
Round 2: July 18th. 4-5 EST
Round 3: July 25th. 4-5 EST
Round 4: Aug 8th.
Round 5: Aug 22nd.

Rounds 4 and 5 shall start around 8-9 pm. EST (GMT-5)

They begin when I announce it within the game thread itself- so keep an eye out for that.

Round 5 lasts until the next game. Winter 2015.


Divorces

-You can divorce one of your claims, should ever your affections be swayed you heartless bastard.

-After divorcing, you cannot make another claim until full four(4) days/96 hours after you've made the divorce.

-The divorced character cannot be claimed for a full two(2) days/48 hours. To give them time to pick up the SHATTERED PIECES OF THEIR BROKEN HEART.

You monster.

-Each player has a maximum of three(3) divorces per game. Philandering knave.

Bonus Claims:

Each game, I try to find ways to allow players to get more waifus. This time around, I thought a bit of a riddle.

Send me a Private Message telling me why I chose to call this game 'American Pie', and I shall allot you one extra claim over your current maximum.

But wait- there's more!


Important (Things that are often ignored/misunderstood)

EACH WAIFU GAME HAS THREE(3) THREADS DEDICATED TO IT; GAME, LIST, AND DISCUSSION.

-THE GAME THREAD (Yes, this one. The one you are currently reading. YOU ARE IN IT. IT SURROUNDS YOU.) IS WHERE CLAIMS AND DIVORCES ARE MADE. NOTHING ELSE. NOTHING MORE.

-THE GAME LIST THREAD IS WHERE ALL THE ALREADY CLAIMED CHARACTERS ARE LISTED. FOR YOUR CONVENIENCE. SO THAT YOU MAY KNOW WHO'S ALREADY BEEN CLAIMED. SO YOU DON'T TRY TO CLAIM THEM. BECAUSE SOMEONE ELSE OTHER THAN YOURSELF WHO IS NOT YOU HAS ALREADY DONE IT BEFORE YOU DID. SO DON'T TRY.

-THE GAME DISCUSSION THREAD IS WHERE ALL OTHER THINGS ABOUT THE GAME ARE POSTED. YOU DO NOT POST YOUR CLAIMS/DIVORCES IN HERE. YOU POST EVERYTHING ELSE THAT IS NOT A CLAIM/DIVORCE IN HERE.

-ALL CLAIM POSTS CANNOT BE EDITED WITHIN THE FIRST SIX(6) HOURS AFTER THE START OF A ROUND. FOR ANY REASON. ANY POSTS THAT HAVE BEEN EDITED WITHIN THAT TIME PERIOD WILL VOID THEIR CLAIMS. IF IN DOUBT, MAKE A NEW POST.