PumpJack McGee Posts

What strange places do you frequent in internetland?

Find a girl with a long tongue.

-Sodom and Gomorrah
-Woolsworth and Humperdink

Ah.

So- things to do in the Phili-


People do things in the Philippines?

So- er- it hasn't been 11 years since you've last been to Korea.

I rather like the way it's worded, because it sounds like fate.


YOU. YOU ARE ONE OF THE CHOSEN.

BY THE POWERS OF HOMOSEXUALITY, YOU ARE DESTINED TO SUCK THE COCK.


FOR ONLY BY IMBIBING THE SEED OF MAN SHALL YE KNOW THY TRUE SELF.

NOW- GO.

GO FORTH INTO WORLD- AND LET THY ANUS BE WIDE.

I shall romance, ravish, and ravage thee in ways of sexy degrees.

Pants.

I thought you were in South Korea last year?

Or was that Peltor?

Avoid the colour-themed names- they won't stay that way.

-Tweedle Dee and Tweedle Dum
-Dumb and Dumber
-Beavis and Butthead
-Laurel and Hardy
-Armstrong and Miller
-Mitchell and Webb
-Hale and Pace
-Fry and Laurie
-Razzle and Dazzle
-'Like' and 'Comment'
-Tegumi and Antw0n

Hm. Strange.

Does it do that with any other artists, or just me?

And thanks. Asides from the face (I still find anime-style faces difficult to do properly) I'm quite proud of her.

I've got the linework done for two more of my girls but my scanner is having issues.

Bane and Batman.

While most people would be able to achieve a decent level in anything to get by, only those with notable talent can excel.

With the same amount of training and practice, a talented person will still be notably better at it than one who is not particularly apt.

Some people are more dexterous, some have better hand-eye coordination, some have better reflexes, better eyes, quicker thinking, better at abstract thinking, better visualisation, bigger frames, better flexibility, etc.

Everyone has something that they're better at than other people. Sometimes to exceptional levels. These people are all-stars and record breakers.

Never had that happen but I would assume it's the same sort of awkward as when you walk in on your sister doing it.

The Gimp.

Nice- ...8, 9, 10... 14... 17...

Nice... Vigniti Double Post.

Aww.. who's a l'il badass? Yes you are YES YOU ARE!

I have your attention.

If only for but a moment.

But a moment is all I need.

It is your birthday today.

But why is that so special?

After all- with such irony that one can't help but contemplate the charade of the celebration- you have had practically nothing to do with your birth. Your birth is the result of the combined efforts of your mother, the hospital staff, and her friends and family.

To celebrate an event long ago past in which you literally did nothing seems a silly thing to observe- much less herald.

No- instead- I invite you to look out your window:

What do you see?

It is the world. It is worlds upon worlds- and they lay before your feet- awaiting for what you may happen upon them.

Just as how you have shaken the very foundations of your parents' world when you were naught but a hapless infant- think now of what visitations you may bring as one who stands on their own feet; steadfast and with ambition.

Forget your birthday as that random blip in the calendar that occasionally reminds people on Facebook who you are- you know who you are- Let your birthday be instead the reminder to the world that, on this day, came forth a force to be reckoned with.

Kinky.