Ram-Wolf Posts

So I got this girl who wants just to just slobber all over my dick. Problem is she isn't very attractive and kinda annoying at times. I'm cool and all with taking bitches out to fancy restaurants and shit but this girl doesn't deserve it, not with a face like that. I hear there is a black guy secret to making ugly women somewhat attractive. Black guys do enjoy a bit of big bum rumpabumping. Just what would that secret be?

I got about two weeks to prepare before I am stuck and forced to be with this girl for an entire week. I could sure use your expert help on this subject. I may be the perfect gentleman but fuck dude some women just won't let go and are not worth it.

Oh goody, another non-Serious Discussion thread.

The man's death is unfortunate, although before I allow my latent distaste for Segways to chalk this up to a problem with the machine's construction, I must first consider several things. Now, as a wheeled device, it is prone to jarring and tipping on uneven ground. Judging from the site of death, this fellow may have well been taking his precious Segway for an off-roading excursion, and perhaps an unusually large rock or pit upset the movement of his Segway, leading to the plunge which resulted in his death. However, if we speculate that he was performing this excursion in the evening, perhaps the ambient lighting was not sufficient enough for him to properly gauge and avoid the cliff's edge within time. Or perhaps there was a mechanical error, and much like Toyota vehicles, the Segway unexpectedly sped up -- much to the chagrin of its operator. Maybe a wheel fell off, tipping man and machine sideways, sending them careening off the cliff. Of course, suicide is also plausible.

This, however, does not alter the fact that Segways were designed to be accessible to pedestrian-specific areas, causing displacement much similar to that by bicycles and skateboards, only actually irritating because the operator is not powering their own movement. A discussion with others of normally agreeable dispositions reveals that a minor desire to impede movement of a person with a Segway is generally present. Which, of course, is my last conjecture of this tragedy's cause.