Ryssen Posts

Futas are real. They're called hermaphordites. But they're pretty rare. Especially since it seems that most doctors force the parents to decide one sex or another for the child at birth. There have been a lot of cases where a baby with both genitalia had the penis removed (left with only the vagina) and then grew up acting like a girl, and vice versa. If, by some weird act of God, I had a child with both genitalia, I'd let the kid keep both of them. Why take a chance of making the child miserable for forced to get a sex change in the future. Plus, I could probably make the kid a porn star (once s/he is 18, of course). You don't see a lot of hermaphrodite porn. Just shemales. Ugh.

Anyways, to answer the topic question - No. I would not date something with a dick. Because when something has a dick, it wants to use it, even if the thing also has a vagina. Plus, as TheDarkStarAlchemist said, futa's really only good when its futa+girl (if you're a straight guy).

Today, I woke up, read a big-ass comic (SKRULLS!, a 60+-long comic discussing just about every Skrull ever mentioned in Marvel comics; I'm working my way through Secret Invasion), jerked off, and then came onto Fakku.

The movie wasn't trying to show DBZ "in a whole new light." It was just trying to capitalize upon the success of the series without having to work hard to make a good adaptation. Instead of putting forth some effort, they just made Goku a high-school student and created characters who happened to have the same names as characters from the original series but no actual resemblance to them.

This movie is a piece of shit regardless of whether it's compared to the original Dragonball. It's a plain piece-of-shit action movie. That it's supposed to be Dragonball Evolution is just another travesty.

Eh, I don't think not bothering to Google "plasma" makes me look like an idiot.

What does make me look like an idiot, however, is that the term "plasma" makes me think of fucking Morbius from the 90s Spider-Man cartoon, and nothing else. God, that cartoon pisses me off. Oh no, it's too much for a vampire to drink blood - he has to suck plasma through a person's body without leaving any wounds! Fuck you, FOX.

And there I go again. Oh well. :lol:

I'm pretty unmotivated when money isn't involved. :lol:

Sex phone can be fun. But both people have to participate. She can't just say stuff; you have to say kinky stuff to her, too. Otherwise, it's just you masturbating while on the phone. Though that can be pretty hot, too.

Windows Media Player, anyone? Very easy to use.

I switch between WMP and Winamp. The latter has the nice feature where I can select "Add Folder," and it will create a playlist of every song in a folder, whether I have one song in there or a thousand.

I don't use iTunes because I don't have an iPod (and would never get one; I love my Creative Zen).

Even if a traditional game section was slow, it couldn't possibly be as bad as the paranormal section.

That poor baby is starving for attention. :(

I just watched the first two episodes of Clannad After Story. I think I'll be able to get through the whole series in less than a week. Then I'll probably move on to Gundam 00, season 1 and 2.

I checked Neobux out (after first checking it out on Google), and it seems to be the real deal - money to do basically nothing. The thing is, you make no fucking money. You get 1 cent ($0.01) for every advertisement you click, and some of the ads are huge and take several minutes to load. Plus, you can only click so many ads every 24 hours. It'll probably take over a month to make $10.

That is, unless you spam your link and all over the place and get people to sign up under your account. And that is fucking annoying.



I saw an ad in a newspaper recently asking for plasma donors. They said they'd pay about $30, to donate three times, or something like that. Apparently, donating regular blood isn't good enough anymore, it has to be plasma. [size=5](I'm going to look stupid if there is no difference at all between blood and the "plasma" they take from you. But shit, I'm no med student.)[/h]

Also, being a sperm donor is hard work. :( You can't jerk off unless you're doing it in the clinic, and I'm pretty sure you can't have sex either. (Big change for me. /end sarcasm) You can't just go in and drop off a load either; I think most of the time, you basically sign a contract saying that you'll donate so much over so long.

Plus, I've heard you gotta have your bachelor's degree. That Philosophy degree might help you after all, kids! :P

Honestly, it was made popular by a movie that was a very-thinly veiled metaphor for how shitty the Bush administration was. At least, that's been its importance in the last fifty years in the US.

Plus, what's with the whole "O noes, America is becoming communistic!" stuff? I've heard that said so much recently, and it doesn't make much sense. If America was becoming a "horrible" Communistic country, the government wouldn't be bailing out big companies; it'd be dismantling big companies, making everyone become farmers, and doing a huge cross-country check to make sure that all citizens have a place to stay and food (and later on, A TV in every bedroom, a car in every garage, blah blah blah).

Furthermore, all this shit at the airport started when Bush was president. Checking out laptops if just an extension of it. Obama didn't become president, and then everything went to hell. It was already hell, or close to it.

I'm not saying Obama has done everything right in his 100 days of being the president, but he's not the evil boogey-man that so many people like to say he is. I understand Fpod saying stuff like that (and I'll admit that he has some damn good points), but he was saying it before Obama even took office. It seems that the majority of the internet wanted Ron Paul to win, then wanted Obama to win (and very much so), and now have turned completely against Obama. There's even a conspiracy video made by the guy who made Zeitgeist. It took him months to make one about the Bush administration, but apparently Obama is such a monster, that he needed a video before two full months of his presidency had even passed. What the hell?

I believe 4chan has a section called "Traditional Games," where stuff like cool board games and D&D and Magic: The Gathering go.

I wouldn't mind Fakku having a section like that at all. :D

To be fair, some sites will pay you to take surveys. That's how I bought my Hen-Tie shirt. :lol:

Of course, it's not quick money. $1 for a survey that takes 20 minutes (or more) to complete, and a lot of surveys, you don't qualify for unless you have kids under eighteen in the house or some other stupid shit.

Had a horrible dream that lasted for hours, about me being in a happy relationship with an ex-girlfriend. That doesn't sound too bad, but it's a girl that I despise. If I had the chance, I would love to cut off her limbs and feed them to pigs, while she cried and wiggled her stumps. I'd pour acid down her throat and crush her head with a vice. God, I'm pissed off.

See, I'm always having dreams about her. She's fucking haunting me. I haven't talked to her or seen her in over two years, but once a month, I'll see her in a fucking dream and be reminded of her. This has been going on forever. I need to get my memory erased like in Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind. Or she needs to die. And the world somehow lets me know she died. She could be dead right now, I don't even know.

Yeah, today is a bad day for me. But I can work out and sweat away the anger (and get in better shape).

Also, I watched the second episode of Higurashi no Naku Koro ni Rei. This Dice Killing chapter looks nice. :)

There have been so many conspiracy theories about Obama (despite his being president for less than six months; what a fucking world), that I'm not sure what to believe. So, I won't believe anything said about Obama until it actually happens and I have real proof of it. Good or bad news.

Anyways, about searching laptops at airports and such, what would happen if I was getting on a plane with my laptop and they wanted to search it, but I had it password protected? Could they actually arrest me if I refused to give them the password?

Searching computers for child porn or whatever doesn't even make sense. It's not like checking all computers and deleting CP will actually get rid of it. Shit, if I had a ton of CP and wanted to "smuggle" it from one country to another, I would just put it all into a winrar file, upload it to Megaupload or Rapidshare and password-protect it, and download it once I'm in another country. (Or send it to someone in another country with instructions.)

Let people make up their own minds. If an uploader is going through the trouble of uploading something for everyone on Fakku, he/she should be able to decide which site to use.

Also, Mediafire only lets you upload stuff that's less than 100MB, I believe. So, if I wanted to upload an anime episode, I'd have to either split it into several parts and put it on Mediafire or just upload it on MegaUpload.

I don't know, but I gave him +rep. People shouldn't be punished for asking questions, as long as it's in the right section and the answers aren't blatantly obvious.