TehMikuruSlave Posts

I often sleep in a sitting position. Cross-legged and upper body lying on a table or simply sitting and hugging my knees.

When I'm sleeping in a bed I need to curl up, as in head touching the knees.

That's because I can't keep my spine in a straight position for more than a few seconds, it's pretty damaged.

Also, I feel uncomfortable sleeping in open areas. A room is already open enough. I prefer sleeping in confining areas. A closet, for example. I'm weird, I know.

This series wins eternity. From insulting random people to killing yourself three times on the same day to giant mecha fights, this series had everything. I was so addicted to those games back when I was young. I even had a phase where I would do a complete playthrough of MI3 two times in one day for three consecutive days. And even though gameplay started to suck with the fourth part and it's trying-too-hard engine, I still had great lulz out of it - compared to some other games which did the exactly same but ended up just so terrible and sad... *cough*simonthesorcerer*cough*

Yeah indeed. Although it's simply called FishMac in the german areas.

It's by far my most eaten burger.

"I'll have three FishMacs. That's all."

Yes, isn't it obvious? Secret of Mana = most epic RPG. Most epic RPG getting a remake: Secret of Mana. Additionally, you'd get a bunch of numbers, profit and question marks. But honestly, I'd rather not see that, because there's the possibility of the game resulting in nothing but suck, Flammie rescuing you or you standing in front of the Mana tree realizing it's identity could likely be ruined after a graphical trying-too-hard makeover including sucky dubs. Then again, it's Square, and from what I know they'd actually be able to pull this off correctly.

I wouldn't recommend to think that way. Patches are changing key factors of the classes way too much and fast, one day you're OP and faceroll through the game and the other day you're forced into healing since it's your only reliable spec left, and then you're one of the three paladins left on the whole server.

HOLD ON TIGHTLY AND WE'LL MAKE IT THROUGH THIS ALIVE LOL

Viennese Schnitzel, everyone probably knows it, yet nobody of you people really knows it, it takes me a five minute walk to taste the original. Om nom nom deliciousness.

We're also very famous for the Sacher cake. Looking at it is enough to cause you hyperglycemia, I'm loving this stuff.



Tick, tock, tick, tock...

Yes, Chiaki's "blob" wins big time in my book. I had a moegasm when she finally wiggled with it in the last episode of the first season. I was waiting only for that all the time.

Educated, moody.

Controversial. Ambitious. Also a chance that I'm a giant and it's actually small handwriting, not funny.

Conservative, great inner strength. Possibly cold, cruel, vindictive, vengeful.

Big mother influence. (That's like a cheiromancer telling you something like "You once experienced great misery in your life.", lulz.)

I don't like to take risks, playing safe. (You analyzed that I'm able to think, awesome.)

Very physical, imaginative.

Basically on every option he said "You're either like that or the absolute opposite.", well gratulations to you for being all smart and shit.

I already knew it's going to be a freakin' marketing gag when he told me to write that sentence down.

Oh god, internet. I lol'd so hard at the ecchi parody.

Also, fuck you tsujoi. Fuck you.

Oh, the joy of reptilian pets. Should I ever be troubled by something like that (Although it's pretty impossible in this building.) all I'd have to do is open one or two glass doors, and the hunting begins. I'm even featuring some snakes small enough to follow them into the walls. But it's pretty disgusting considering that these kinds of rodents are usually excreting in a frequency of only a few minutes if provided with food, and the act of powerful constriction only serves to hasten the inevitable.

In short: Your walls are full of shit.

Fun.

minderdegenerierte Drecksau = Motherfucker (Not literally. "Dirty swine" literally, rather unfitting and not intended to be interpreted that way today.) with the attribute of being mentally retarded through degeneration to lower standards. Could actually be taken as "only slightly degenerated" as well, depending on the pronunciation.

deppats orschloch = Stupid (Not as in "dumb" but rather through actions, as in doing something which is not nice, or being a dick. "Stupid" is a rather unfitting translation actually.) asshole, viennese. "deppates/dummes Arschloch" being proper german, although "deppates" is viennese as well, but with correct spelling this time.

Wixer/Wixa/Wichser/wixx0r = Various spellings of "wanker", the first two usually being a viennese typical spelling-shortcut and the last one usually used on the internet, although this version hasn't really an offensive meaning and is more like a brotherly joke. For example, in gaming it could be used in a sentence like "Ja geh herst du wixx0r." after taking defeat in a friendly match, "Ja geh herst" usually being a viennese expression with hardly any meaning at all, but quite commonly used. Expresses slight discomfort, similar to a "No way.", only more... stupid.

mutterficker = the exact translation of the english "motherfucker", not an actual used word - more a jokingly pseudo-anglicism, usually showing up in german rap works due to it having a "funny, yet insulting" meaning and a pretty nice sounding, fast pronunciation.

@ geassmon: except the last one everything spelled wrong or combined with articles representing the wrong gender.

Also, "Weibsstück" isn't really a term used to represent a "bitch", it's more like a really outdated (As in 18. century.) term used to indirectly name a commoner woman with the intent to refer to her as nothing but an object, current usage being either with an sexist attitude or really bad humour and generally accompanied with further insults to make the point more clear, for example "dummes Weibsstück", "dummes" representing "stupid", as in dumb. But in general, mostly something you're only hearing from noble women in history movies when talking bad about commoner girls. Alternatively "Drecksstück" could be used, leaving out the outdated term refering to a woman, using a pure insult in it's place. Literal translation being "Dirty piece", or "thing". As stated above, it is basically used to refer to a woman being nothing more than an object. Still, hardly used, today's linguistic standards would more lead to the term "Drecksschlampe", literally meaning "Dirty whore". Very vulgar.

I still feel slightly disgusted by that avatar. Nothing personal by the way, it's just all that drooling, the partial baldness and everything. Makes me go eeeww. And I still haven't figured out what that thing coming out of his mouth is. My first guess was corn, then I figured it might rather be horns, but the more I look at it the more I think that's actually a rope, but I don't know. Is he teeth pulling a rope while being partially bald and drooling from the strain? What the hell. His nose and ears being all red either tell me that he's very angry, drunk or shy while doing so as well.