TheDarkStarAlchemist Posts

was it good? what's it about?

i stopped having parties when i was 13 i think.
and they were never that good anyways.

now what's my ideal party/birthday?
24 hours of sex and eating raspberries!
or snowboarding for 24 hours straight!

hi.
yeah it's been a while since i even went near chat thread. i haven't been on fakku much either...
hey korou
how're ya doin'?

spalose!

#1 is the best! keep keep keep!

that and that i love to look at perfection. girls are beautiful, but there are only a handful of real girl that came come close to the flawlessness that anime girls girls.

[please no one take this personally...]

yes. WAY more socially acceptable. i mean seriously:

Girl: What's that?!
Guy: A sex doll.
Girl: :shock: [runs away]

or:

Girl: What's that?
Guy: A anime hug pillow.
Girl: :?

which is better?

DO IT. DO IT NOW.

yep. stole the words right outta my mouth. [Give them back!]

i hate kids. small kids whine too much and cry and scream. i hate it. i agree with the i hate your kid guy

i have no phobia i know of. maybe that thing on the first page, about and animal or plant growing in my body? one that isn't supposed to be there. it more just grosses me out... eeeewwwww!

maybe not being able to snowboard anymore?

this is possibly the funniest damn video i have ever seen! :lol:
when the trolls started coming in, i started laughing more! and when lollollol12 made his appearance, i started dying! i'm gonna watch it again!

one rep my friend! two rep! Three rep!

a week i guess. i work at camp during the summer, so i don't have a computer until the weekend

This is the conversation Adam had with God before the creation of Eve:


Adam: God, I am lonely and bored. Please make me a companion.

God: I will make you a woman as a companion.

Adam: What will she be like?

God: She will cook and clean for you. She will not complain. She will not give you headaches. She will not make you miserable because she is. She will lay with you every night without complaint. She will make and clean your clothes. She will support and agree with your every decision. She will tell you that you are always right. She will never lie to you. She will not be unfaithful to you.

Adam: What will something like this cost me?

God: An arm and a leg.

Adam: What can I get for a rib?

I don't have a religious affiliation. I don't know or care if there is a higher power.

do it or regret will plague your future

black angel wings
or
wings made of darkness
or
unaided

wow! love the new avatar!

probably a good idea...