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Tsujoi
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I am not a whore you guys.
Tsujoi
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default your posts to IB, problem solved.
Tsujoi
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Blackmail her somehow.
Tsujoi
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Spoiler:
Tsujoi
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sry i wuz trollin
Tsujoi
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It's like shoots and ladders. If you find the instructions to those, you can just use that as a guide.
Tsujoi
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I am female.
All the time, I have my own nipple clamps.
All the time, I have my own nipple clamps.
Tsujoi
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Wait, so you're mad at an ex and not a current girlfriend?
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Dark Brown or Black....i forget which...lol
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I choose money. I can buy fake friends, lovers, and family later on.
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This topic reminds me of an episode of King of Queens. Where Patton Oswald's character goes to a bar and he's mistaken for a lesbian...yeah...
Tsujoi
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I used to have this dream about a clown on a unicycle that carried the heads of friends and family on a stick. He'd ride around me with fire shooting out of the ground. Fucking clowns.
Tsujoi
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Go cry in a corner and listen to
Tsujoi
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What you do is rent her out to your friends for the night.
Tsujoi
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So, I told this one girl that she had child bearing hips. I then lovingly started to talk to her womb. She started freaking out and saying something about her tiny vagina and not wanting to stretch it with child birth. Shit was weird, I mean, who freaks out about me wanting to impregnate them?
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more brutal rape plz
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Plastic man, when he turned into a dress and, Barda I think, was wearing him.
Tsujoi
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Old bartender = Stan Lee
Tsujoi
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Looking forward to more Emerald Warriors.