Tsujoi Posts

Because my friend is a One Piece nut I've been watching the show myself.

Episode 515 as of today.

This.

Frankly I don't care what people eat so long as they don't try to preach about their diet like an unwanted religion.

OP in a nutshell

We had our area manager down to do interviews for a new Assistant manager. Nice guy, but every time he spoke to me he bugged me about whether I sold any candles and got the right hump with me when I said I hadn't sold any. Did sell a couple in the end but not because I was actively asking like he probably expected. He didn't believe me when I said I had though.
Get a life mate.


Also I was feeling quite tired when I got home so I set my alarm to go off at a certain time and have a nap so I could get some rest in before the pub with my mates. Problem is I set it to AM instead of PM so I slept through until half 9. Woke up to 3 missed calls and 6 texts, including one that says "We are angry at you" which surprisingly hit me harder than I expected, because now I feel really depressed about it.

>dating reality TV shows

My manager used the word buggernuts yesterday after she knocked a pile of fiction books over.

Always nice when a word you use catches on.

It looks like someone made it out of the carpet from Disney's Alladin.

19th May
Lately I've been more talkative with my colleagues at work and conversations with them have been enjoyable. Even shared some things on BookFace with them.

I've been feeling antisocial lately so this is a good thing for me.

22nd May
Youtube unblocked my Ratchet & Clank 2016 video which was content ID'd for having a 40 second cutscene which apparently was in the movie.
I kept it up despite nobody being able to view it because it wasn't giving me Copyright strikes and hoped they would unblock it. Surprised they actually did.

Fuck yeah shameless self promotion.

I found this image floating around Fakku. Reverse googlesearched it and found out it was part of a gifset that people have been reblogging on Tumblr, but I've hit a dead end since nobody says where it's from.

Does anyone recognise it?

Edit: Finally found something useful. Seems to be a hentai game called Dame! Zettai! 3

My GP isn't attractive at all. Been our family's GP since I was a tyke, guess I'm just not into mature women of indian descent. She has a male first name as a Surname; Thomas. So for years I thought she was a transsexual woman named Thomas.

But it isn't just her, the surgery I go to has little to zero attractive women in it at all. Receptionists are all fat middle aged-to-old women and I've only rarely seen mildly attractive nurses walk about, who mostly see to the older patients.

That getting Attuned Crystal armour on RuneScape is a bit more of a grind than I anticipated. It has taken literally days to get 3 pieces (though this factors in days I've been working as well).

Although the regular version is much cheaper, I want the Attuned set for the superior stats and set effect so I can deal with my Crystal shapeshifter Slayer task, since I don't have good hybrid armour to deal with the combat style switching. Well okay that's a lie, but it's not as good as what I want and this set is pretty much made to deal with them.

Edit: I got it in the end. Task breezed by. Still had to use Soul Split and Rocktail Soup as food but at least I could deal with more than 2 per inventory of food.

15th May
Always fun feeling extra anxious while doing an 8 hour shift at work; kept worrying about whether my coworkers were talking about me behind my back even though I had no reason to think that, and I got paranoid that I put through a transaction incorrectly after I'd done it; the major cause being multiple gift cards totalling £135, and began worrying about whether I counted the money correctly (they paid with cash) even though I took my time when counting. And after my till was counted off at the end of my shift, the X-read had exactly £100 more than what she wrote down. Though I assume she just deducted £100 from the total amount because the tills always have a £100 float and I don't think I could fuck up that badly, but there's always that niggling voice at the back of my head that says otherwise.

Also, the two I worked with today have the habit of sitting out the back chatting for a majority of their shift leaving me on the shop floor alone for hours at a time. Today was no exception.

20th May
It hasn't happened today but it is a general gripe.
I work retail and one of the things I hate most is kids. They're the biggest reason why I have to keep tidying for most of my shift; or if it's too busy to tidy, why it looks like a bomb's gone off in the shop by the time it dies down enough to tidy.

But they pale in comparison to the screaming banshee types. From time to time parents come in with their darling little angels, who are howling with unlimited lung capacity, and buy them something which may or may not pacify their screeching yells of hell. Then there are the ones that become firmly attached to something and refuse to let go of it, so the parent(s) is/are forced to buy it. If it's pried from them for a moment so it can be scanned to pay for it, bye bye eardrums.

It's seriously made me question why we evolved to make such ungodly noises when we're young and further solidifies my stance on not wanting kids. Which makes the dating game a little bit more difficult since a lot of people around my age (26) have kids already.

Edit: I posted this yesterday on my day off, and both things happened multiple times while I was at work today. Sod's law right? But in addition to everything I listed, a toddler was forced to leave behind a teddy bear it grew attached to by its mum. Unsurprisingly, it immediately began an onslaught of unholy screeching. Could hear it for 20 minutes, no matter how far away they got. Feel for the parents, I really do.

• Kept spiders and didn't feed them. Though that was more out of not understanding the concept of "spiders need to eat too".

• I used to shit in the bathtub. I still don't know why.

• I was a bit of a prick as a child. Borrowed things and refused to give them back until I was scolded and told to give it back.

• Once went out with a friend and his mum to Tesco and for some reason I refused to go in. Whacked off in the car while it was empty. Was too young to blow wads so no cleanup. She came back and asked "what that smell was". I had a window open but apparently the smell of self-pleasure lingered. I blamed it on a fart.

If I remember more I'll add to the list.

Having a few days off work and actually catching up with anime and manga.

It's been a while.

Personally I only like pubes if there isn't too much of it.

I would have Domino's more often if it wasn't so expensive.

It's funny because reaction videos are worse in their own way.

Saw this on Bookface.

The comments gave me cancer.

She's still here? I thought she ragequit life with a bottle of bleach.