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Let me give you some background;
I've been living with my family for some time (I’m 26), but not because I cant afford to move out. not because i attended a college close to home, but because of my sister. She's 14, and she's gorgeous. That's her in the pic (above). As you can tell by this picture (One of the few ones that wouldn't get me v&), she's not exactly the most wholesome of girls.
So, on with the story. I had been curious as to whether or not she had had sex yet, because it had always been my dream to be the first to slide my cock into her sweet, dripping, illegal, immoral pussy. Ever since she was 10, I had these sick feelings for her.
So one day I’m doing the laundry, and she struts in the laundry room wearing her tight as hell daisydukes and a loose t-shirt on, no make up, and never has she seemed more beautiful. She was like a modern day Greek goddess, beauty overflowing, creating an aura of promiscuity and eroticism everywhere she goes.
She drops off her sheets, points to a red stain on one of them sheet, and says with a wink “Can you clean that for me? I wouldn’t want mom and dad to get …suspicious.” Now at this point the full implications of this statement had yet to hit me. “Sure,” I say rather indifferently, her intentions still unaware to my unperceptive mind. “Oh, thanks, bro!” she says in the sweetest voice, and she runs up to me, kisses me on the lips, and whispers in the sexiest, most attractive, seductive, erotic, and amazing voice “I can do that for you, top,” ending this cock hardening encounter with another, fantastic, beautiful, erection inspiring wink.
So, I worked my ass off getting that rid off that stain, unwittingly handling the sheets that my sexy little sister had been deflowered on mere hours ago, and about halfway through the full implications of her beautifully whorish statements hit me like a fucking Mac Truck. Her boyfriend was over yesterday. My parents were out of town. They had just gotten back from walking to Kroger’s when they disappeared to her room for a few hours. There was blood on her sheets. The look of astonishment on my face at the time is surely unimpressionable. Last night her boyfriend took the sweet, lovely flower that I had been cultivating and raising for himself.
As you can understand I was reasonably pissed, but then her second implication hit me. †˜I can do that for you, too’. My brain was literally full of fuck. I was the avatar, and she wanted to slutbend my cock. I spent the entire day pouring over those words. They teased my ears like a fleeting pixie on the edge of your vision. I had 20+ popped boners, all massive, hard, throbbing, and hotter than the tumulting flames that compose the Balrog that impeded the fellowship as they were crossing the bridge of Khazad Dum.
Later that night, when are parents were asleep, I went into her room, and my eyes were blasted with the most amazing thing I had ever seen. There was my sister, lying nude on her bed, chest huffing up and down, sweat glazing her skin, and hand moving up and down on her orgasmic, underage b& pussy. She looked at me with the most seductive glare I’ve ever seen. She stood up, sweat trickling of her breasts, and whispers, “I’ll be right back, bro,” donning her robe. She walked out the door.
I figure if she’s getting ready, I should as well. I slowly disrobed, throbbing cock getting caught on my briefs as I removed them. I sat on her bed, waiting for my amazing, titillating sister to return to the room. I grabbed my cock, thrusting my hand up and down on it, picturing my sister as she was when she entered the room. I knew I was going to hell for this, but I didn’t care in the slightest. I heard her dainty footsteps outside the door. Her shadow danced outside the door, teasing me with is presence. I knew as soon as she entered the door I would be enveloped in utter bliss. I heard the door knob creek. Expecting it to be my sister, there was no way I was prepared for what happened next. My mom burst in and said "What's that noise!?"
Spoiler:
This is exactly how e-hentai/exhentai work. You get a cookie from e-hentai so that they get the revenue, and then you can see the loli on exhentai. Magic!
FinalBoss wrote...
TehMikuruSlave wrote...
FinalBoss wrote...
What a shame, you were my favorite IB idol. Whatever the reason, just keep being yourself.>fucking retard doesn't realise he came back already.
HAHAHAHA YOU FUCKING FAGGOT CHOKE ON HIS COCK A BIT MORE.
OMG, someone is trolling me! I'm popular!!
>Haha, maybe if I act like it doesn't bother me I'll make friends!
You should clean those cheetos out of your fat rolls, bro.
But he does have a purpose.
Thus, FinalBoss provides us a vital service. By being a pathetic, fat, lonely neckbeard, he allows us to grow closer as forum.
Thanks, downie!
PS: Tegumi is the bestest and most awesomest in the world <3
A retard is a person with special needs. Retards were invented by God to provide a sense of community in a quick and efficient way and only at the expense of said retards.
Thus, FinalBoss provides us a vital service. By being a pathetic, fat, lonely neckbeard, he allows us to grow closer as forum.
Thanks, downie!
PS: Tegumi is the bestest and most awesomest in the world <3
FinalBoss wrote...
What a shame, you were my favorite IB idol. Whatever the reason, just keep being yourself.>fucking retard doesn't realise he came back already.
HAHAHAHA YOU FUCKING FAGGOT CHOKE ON HIS COCK A BIT MORE.
Waar wrote...
IEAIAIO wrote...
TehMikuruSlave wrote...
FinalBoss wrote...
Glad to have you back.Wow choke on his dick a little more you fucking pathetic bastard you can't get any pussy so you try to get some diabetic, french, Canadian dick. Wow.
Well it's not very fair to make fun of him for that man. I mean to a fatass the penis just looks like some kind of cream filled doughnut.
gross.
Wanna touch my cream filled doughnut?
FinalBoss wrote...
Glad to have you back.Wow choke on his dick a little more you fucking pathetic bastard you can't get any pussy so you try to get some diabetic, french, Canadian dick. Wow.
Sindalf wrote...
I could like to clarify some points that may or may not be pointless now but oh well. This thread is full of hurfing and durfing. First as far as having translators we have three that work with the team as of now. ACF, Tamesuu and Vale. ACF started working for fakku over a year ago for free. Tamesuu and Vale joined him after I started a new plan with the translators. The current plan is not a commission but I share whatever excess fileserve makes. They get paid after I factor in server costs. There is no use holding on to excess money that has no use. Why not put that cash to good use? Now to clarify whether or not they do it for money solely I can not say for sure as I am not them but I am positive atleast Tamesuu and ACF do not (completely anyway) as they both have worked for free at some point. Vale probably does it for the extra cash. I think its worth noting Tamesuu does now require payment of some sort from his other groups to my knowledge. Either way it doesn't matter to me as long as work gets done. I personally do work just because I feel like it. If it makes someone happy then why not. It doesn't take that long.
No group or place owns the translator or the any of the staff just as fakku does not own me. I will never claim ownership and if anyone tells you otherwise then they are just spouting bullshit. It is my idea that no one owns anyone. We all do whatever we want without restriction. It's just whatever gets the most views as possible to the largest audience.
The projects were at first chosen by the translator but now we discuss it as a team. Things get done depending on our tastes and we have a wide variety. Speaking of which I am looking for another translator if anyone is reading this but that's another story.
Scan team is dead and will probably stay dead for a while because that is not my specialty.
I get that, you scan and upload because you want to give back to the community, but why here? There's a multitude of sites to upload to and you clearly don't like the staff here, so why stay?
Broader audience. Someone who is truly into their work doesn't give a fuck who runs the site as long as it gets out there to more people. If this isn't the reason then I would really like to hear it.
Red Vodka wrote...
gg has nothing to do with it. It's the fact you guys have a constant track record of saying bullshit. You guys promised to donate money to the scanlators and to reupload all the lost material. Months later, that doesn't happen. You guys keep touting that you guys are number one hentai site (pretty arrogant, whether it's true or not IMHO) even though you guys can't even do basic things like multi-tag search. I got my donation money and it was put to good use. It is the reason why I can put out torrents now. Although obviously I am probably given special consideration. If this hasn't happened then Jacob needs to actually get around to this.
Red Vodka wrote...
Can't even do basic things like multi-tag search.Might wanna get on this. Sure is lazy as fuck around here.
Fakku did beat gg once, and then lost the second game to a team of users koda pulled from IRC, people that had loose affiliations with gg at best.
Further investigation says that some of them were ex-staff but not the current staff. Who cares anyway. You lost to koda. You lost to gg. Koda is gg. You just don't understand gg if you don't get this.
Edit: As far as yaoi goes I say why the fuck not. More content to a broader audience. You have tags you know when its coming. Don't like it, don't read it. Simple as that.
And this is why one piece is the best manga ever released.
