umnut Posts

This game requires that you follow a set of rules depending on your post number. To join in this game, first, you must post saying that your joining in. (Example: "I'm joining the game"). Next depending on the last digits (Post number is located in blue to the right of your post) your goal is too complete the objective listed below. (Most of the tasks are randomly generated)

The winner of this challenge is the first player to complete a quad challenge, but don't worry there are other ways then getting incredibly lucky of reaching that goal.

If you fail to complete a challenge (Usually by simply admitting you don't have the balls to do it). You select the penalty task below and preform it, you can not repost if your unhappy with a roll until you have finished your penalty

Sound simple enough? If you have any questions ask below (In your OP for example). Challenges may require pics (Or it didn't happen) and I may deny if I feel its not good enough and you can not use previously used content in this thread.

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Even Page Numbers (2,4,6 ect.)

01- Write a sentence describing something we don't know about you
02- Post a picture of your favorite food
03- Post your top 5 favorite people on earth
04- Describe your latest dream.
05- Quote the latest post in this thread and add a comment
06- Your task is the same as the latest user to post in this thread
07- Post your favorite musical genre, feel free to explain why
08- Write a Haiku
09- Write a short movie review
10- Describe the greatest thing you did this week
12- Post 3 smiley's, Theme: Happy
13- Talk about your avatar
14- Talk about the above users avatar
15- Post a quote from an important person
16- Post the least used button on your keyboard
17- Post a Video (Theme: Awesome sauce)
18- List 5 things that make you personally happy (Drugs don't count)
19- List 5 things that make you want to live on this planet longer
20- Name your favorite Politician and tell why.
21- Name your favorite High School year and tell why.
23- Men- whack keyboard with penis, post results. Women, whack keyboard with tits, post results.
24- Write 3 things that you really want
25- If you could go back to any time period it would be...
26- Describe your favorite TV show, videos may be posted if desired
27- If you had a baby boy you would name him...
28- If you had a baby girl you would name her...
29- Tell a joke (Theme: Play on words)
30- Describe the greatest vacation you ever took
31- Describe something crazy you've always wanted to do
32- Post anything text related (Must be more then 25 words)
34- Post a cat
35- Post a penguin
36- Post your desktop
37- Post a political cartoon
38- Post a "You want you lose" picture
39- Post a "Yo dawg" picture
40- Post your girlfriend ex girlfriend boyfriend ex boyfriend or best friend
41- Post a video with someone giving there opinion
42- Type your user in google images and post first 3 hits
43- Post a sexy looking electronic devise
45- Draw something with paintbrush or a similar app and post it
46- Create a comic, post it (see below for helpful links)
47- Tin Eye a random picture and post the results
48- Post your favorite greek/roman god
49- Post spiderman
50- Draw something with your right hand, post it
51- Post a picture that blows your mind
52- Post a motivator
53- Post a Gif
54- Post something racist
56- Post someone on drugs
57- Post something something not safe for work. (Bonus points if it isn't porn)
58- Post architecture you find stunning
59- Post a picture with stick figures
60- Post a dog
61- Post an knowledge boosting picture
62- Post something tropical or from islands
63- Post a picture from your favorite cartoon as a kid
64- Post a philosophical raptor pic
65- Post a random picture (Wildcard)
Everything below this should be stuff we can fap to
67- Post natural tits
68- Post fake boobs
69- Post a 69
70- Post lesbian porn or Yuri
71- Post Hentai
72- Post Piercing
73- Post feet
74- Post BDSM
75- Post a blonde
76- Post a brunette
78- Post a redhead
79- Post Anal
80- Post Hardcore porn
81- Post an asian
82- Post a latino
83- Post Dat Ass!
84- Post Pussy (close up or spread)
85- Post fingering
86- Post a threesome
87- Post dildo or toy use
89- Post something original or out of the ordinary
90- Post a MILF
91- Post a barley legal
92- Post a pornstar (with name) and three pics along with it.
93- Post an amateur (a couple pictures would be nice)
94- Post your ex girlfriend nude (if you don't have, post anything porn related)
95- Post your Waifu (3-4 pics) (If you don't have one anything hentai related)
96- Post an Emo (Keep it sexy)
97- Post a sex toy with a short description
98- Post something that makes you want to fap

Odd Page Numbers (1,3,5 ect.)

01- Talk shit about another user
02- Post a popular food you can't stand
03- Post your top 5 most hated people on earth
04- Describe your latest nightmare.
05- Post an Omegle conversation. (Google it if you don't know what it is)
06- Look at the above users post number, your task is that number except from the even list. If the above user didn't "Normal Roll" skip the the post above it.
07- Post 2-4 lines of a rap song
08- Describe one of your pet peve's (thing that you can't stand that people do)
09- Write a short album review
10- Describe the worst day of this week
12- Post 3 smiley's, Theme: Rage
13- Talk about your enemies
14- Predict the next poster and his/her roll number (Get it right and I will give you a medal)
15- Post a quote from a cartoon network show
16- Post the most used button on your keyboard
17- Post a Video (Theme: Funny)
18- List 5 things that make you sad
19- List 5 things that piss you off
20- Name your least favorite Politician and tell why.
21- Name your least favorite High School year and tell why.
23- Men- whack keyboard with middle finger, post results. Women, whack keyboard with hair, post results.
24- Write 3 things you don't want
25- Describe what you would do in a zombie apocalypse (Weapons, Family, Ideology)
26- Describe your least favorite TV show, videos may be posted if desired
27- Post funny Male names
28- Post funny female names
29- Tell a joke (Theme: not safe for the sensitive)
30- Describe a place you would never want to visit and why
31- Describe something crazy you once witnessed someone do
32- Make a sentence that makes sense without using "E" "A" or "I". Must be more then 4 words.
34- Post an owl
35- Post a shark
36- Post your desk
37- Post a calvin and hobbes cartoon
38- Post a "I don't always" picture
39- Post a game or movie poster
40- Post a picture of somebody you would want to meet
41- Post someone doing something illegal
42- Type your full name in google images and post first 3 hits
43- Compare operating systems
45- Post something black and white
46- Post a ponny
47- Post a "Do all the things" picture
48- Post all the flags associated with your bloodline and describe any nation pride you might have (or if you have none, why)
49- Post something that might ruin people's childhoods
50- Draw something with your left hand, post it
51- Post a something sports related
52- Post something from 4chan
53- Post a spongebob
54- Post something Obama
56- Post a dope beat
57- Post something something not safe for work. (Bonus points if it is porn)
58- Post modern art
59- Post a video with stick figures
60- Post a dumb bitches
61- Post a "haters gonna hate"
62- Post something painful to look at
63- Post a picture of a newer cartoon you can't stand
64- Post a forever alone
65- Post a random picture (Wildcard)
Everything below this should be stuff we can fap to
67- Post close up boobs or nipples
68- Post Bust to Bust
69- Post Swimsuit
70- Post Camwhores
71- Post Peeing
72- Post Chocolate or extremely tanned
73- Post Saliva
74- Post Maids
75- Post Green eyes
76- Post Blue eyes
78- Post Brown Eyes
79- Post Strap On
80- Post Maids
81- Post European
82- Post Cowgirl
83- Post Bending over
84- Post Fuck Machine
85- Post Fisting
86- Post a foursome
87- Post the same girl as the last porn related post, if unable post something similar.
89- Post porn with Animals
90- Post a in the bath or shower
91- Post tight clothes
92- Post breast sucking
93- Post pussy licking
94- Post group sex
95- Post Stockings
96- Post an Emo (Keep it sexy)
97- Post Schoolgirl or Teachers
98- Post something natural or in nature

00- Post 25 pics of the same girls tits (Can be Hentai or Real), anything above her lips can not be showing and anything below her belly button can not be showing. If you complete this challenge and you ever roll 00 again, it counts as rolling triplets
11- Post a picture of your favorite snake and tell us why (If you hate snakes then you shouldn't of rolled snake eyes son). After that, post a picture of that snake feeding. If you complete this challenge and you ever roll 11 again, it counts as rolling triplets
22- Write 3 paragraphs (600 words minimum) explaining to the world why your superior. It can't be random shit but it can be funny. If you complete this challenge and you ever roll 22 again, it counts as rolling triplets.
33- Find a female (can be you) and draw the OP's post number somewhere on her. Pics or it didn't happen. If you complete this challenge and you ever roll 33 again, it counts as rolling triplets.
44- Post pictures of 10 weapons that are unique to a specific game of your choice. If you complete this challenge and you ever roll 44 again, it counts as rolling triplets.
55- Post 3 rant video's from youtube, they all must be more the 5:00. The subject must be different for every video. If you complete this challenge and you ever roll 55 again, it counts as rolling triplets.
66- Post 5 pictures of your favorite Pornstar and 10 of your favorite links related to her, if you don't have one pick at random and bluff. If you complete this challenge and you ever roll 66 again, it counts as rolling triplets.
77- Write a sad song, (100 words minimum), must be structured in chorus verse format and occasionally rhyme. If you complete this challenge and you ever roll 77 again, it counts as rolling triplets.
88- Post 3 pictures of a female driving a car with her top off, (Can be real or art) If you complete this challenge and you ever roll 88 again, it counts as rolling triplets.
99- Post the 3 largest pictures you own in your fap folder. If you complete this challenge and you ever roll 99 again, it counts as rolling triplets.

000- Print out a life size version of your favorite anime girl or waifu and take a picture with it. If you complete this challenge and you ever roll 000 again, it counts as rolling quads.
111- Piss in a water bottle, mark it as lemonade, then go to Wallmart and place it on a shelf. Must be video clips proving it happened, pics wont do. If you complete this challenge and you ever roll 111 again, it counts as rolling quads.
222- Find a video of three sisters having lezbo sex. You must include proof. If you complete this challenge and you ever roll 222 again, it counts as rolling quads
333- Post in chronological order every specific way Kenny is killed in Southpark. Then post a full video of your favorite episode. If you complete this challenge and you ever roll 333 again, it counts as rolling quads
444- Post a link to the following posts that you have made on fakku: Your first post ever, The post you've made that earned you the most rep, the post you've made that decreased your rep the most. If you complete this challenge and you ever roll 444 again, it counts as rolling quads
555- Have a female (Can be you) write your username on her cleavage or tits in sharpie, must have +5 pictures. If you complete this challenge and you ever roll 555 again, it counts as rolling quads
666- Find a picture of someone standing on a sheep. If you can't find one feel free to attempt. Must have proof it's you. If you complete this challenge and you ever roll 666 again, it counts as rolling quads
777- Write a song, and make a video of you (or someone) signing it. (2:00 min minimum), must be structured in chorus verse format and occasionally rhyme and can be without music. If you complete this challenge and you ever roll 777 again, it counts asrolling triplets.
888- Start a blog of a specific fetish and post a link, you must of already have posted 50+ pics and must at least update once a day for a week. If you complete this challenge and you ever roll 888 again, it counts as rolling quads
999- Fold 15 different unique paper airplanes and write your user on there wings. Pics or it never happened. If you complete this challenge and you ever roll 999 again, it counts as rolling quads

Complete one of these challenges based on your rep score, if you complete them you may follow the reward instruction:

Less then 50 rep- Post 20 pictures of a Pornstar or an Anime girl milking a cow. If you complete this challenge you may select a double's challenge and complete it.

-49-0 Rep- Make a video of you going through Mc Donald's drive through. When your asked "Can I take your order?" yell "NO!". Video or it never happened. If you complete this challenge you may select a triples challenge and complete it.

1-50 Rep- Write 3 paragraphs (600 words minimum) explaining to the world why the language you speak is far more sophisticated then all others. It can't be random shit but it can be funny. If you complete this challenge you may take on any other challenge that another user rolled on the same page.

51+ Rep- Make an ask me anything thread in fakku and get 5 pages, if you already have one just prove it with a link. If you complete this challenge you may select a double's challenge and complete it.

Change a "Normal roll task". I will remove a current task and replace it by your new task (Has to be as easy as the previous challenge). Then take the last number of your next post and you may attempt the quad of that number.

Your just one step away from victory! Complete the task and you win!

0000- Make a bunch of penis shaped cookies and distribute them at an elementary school. You must take a 20 minute video of you doing it.
1111- Make front page on this site. You have 1 week to do it starting from when you roll, and you must of course be able to prove it. If you fail you must take a penalty.
2222- Prank call someone and have them stay online with you for 15 minutes. Keep it clever and funny, video with sound or it never happened
3333- Have a female write your name on her ass, then take a picture with the pen in her ass.
4444- Dress up as a zombie (with friends preferably) and pretend to be a zombie out on the street. Take a video, if you manage to cause someone believe it's the zombie apocalypse you've won.
5555- Create a list of 100+ sex positions and include 25 pictures min.
6666- Make a compilation of 25 minimum species of animals having sex. Surprised looking people watching for bonus points
7777- Derail 3+ IB threads with spiderman content (we shall judge if it was truly derailed). Then post the three links gloating your success (Did someone say....... spiderman thread?)
8888- Make a video walkthrough of you beating a classic Nes or N64 game. You must be able to prove it's your account and that you preformed the run.
9999- Draw blood and write your post number on paper with it, the blood can be yours or anyone's.

If you happen to roll 5 or more doubles at once you may chose what quad challenge to take on