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What's your opinion on the most delicious way to drink coffee?

I hope everybody who buys that reads this and has their very spirits broken.

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ejaculating ponos.

That is what you are.

"Douche."


That is all.

Does it include a feeling of guilt, and a lazy eye?

{insert face here}

So, you're saying that I should...



Act my age?

Yeah, she said that she had to card anyone who looks under thirty. I just find it humorous, that the other day a blind date said that I looked too young for her to have a relationship with. I thought it was just her being a douche, but I guess that maybe I do look young.

Yes, I most certainly do.

Since, I'm a bit tired right now, instead of writing a long winded response, I'll just link to a related tvtrope article.

Label me an asshole, because I am one!

Then Let Me Be Evil

For the record, I'm 21.

I think it's because I shaved today.

I really like the American Centrist party. While it seems like a cop-out party, I really feel like their views of education, economics, and human rights make them and ideal party for someone of my world views.

But sadly, they recently merged with the Wig(WTF?) party, and they kinda fizzled out.

When I was a child, the biggest thing my parents would fight about was my father bringing pot into the house around me. My father was a violent man, and would beat my mother over that. So, when I think of marijuana, I think of my mother getting beaten.

Needless to say, I don't think that highly of it.

So, I went to fuck around Best Buy today, like I do on so many lonely Fridays, when I came across a certain R rated movie that I wanted to buy. I went up to the cashier chick, and she friggin carded me.

I just scoffed and pulled a dumb face. She was serious. Begrudgingly I pulled out my ID and she scoped my shit out, told me to have a good day, and that I could win a $5,000 shopping spree, which brightened my mood.

I was never carded before I turned 17, then carded on that birthday, and I haven't been carded in the four years since. I don't think I have a baby face or anything, and it just urks me, is all.

Anyway, has this ever happened to you?

Well, it's been some time, and another first Friday is here.

I'm a lonely sonofabitch, and well...is anybody going to this?

William Shatner, or Jeff Goldblum.

as THE youNG MAN aWOKE one DAY, He greetED the sUN.

On the wrong syllable, fuck yeah.

Only if I could roast a penguin.

that is the only requirement.

STELLA.

Bought it on my 21st and it's the only thing I've drunken since.

For me, it's a guy who is confident in his stature, and is more than willing to make jokes about it.

Blue eyes, and a great smile are always a plus, as well as freckles. He has to have a sense of style, but it should be hard to put him into any one category.

He has to be intelligent, enough to keep a decent conversation going, but shouldn't throw it in everybody's face. He needs to be outgoing enough to make friends, but introverted enough to not be annoying.

I'm fine with some television and videogames, but books, and boardgames will always come first. Being active is a must, but not to an obsessive level.

And lastly, just as a precaution, he should be nothing like me.