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I can blame whomever I want, and to be fair I'm only talking about doing my job.

You linked it to me? Do you not understand how distribution works?

3 terabytes of porn would have taken a bit longer...

it was the story about the dude who was told he had cancer and fucked lolis all around the world.

i'm just never taking my computer near the border again.

no, they didnt hook the internet up.

so you understand my reasoning, give me a reason please.

no, the files that almost got me sent to jail were from you.

The story.

Zak, I'm going to point out that this event has reinvigorated my lust of having you perma banned; please give me a reason.

People who know Saul often mock him because of how vanilla his taste in hentai is; he doesn't like most rape or S&M things, he hate NTR and and he's not really a big fan of loli(though he does have a bit and enjoys some things [sho pan/low leg]). He's also a Canadian citizen and as some of you may know loli is banned in Canada, it's considered child pornography.

Thus our story begin with a nice Canadian moderator driving back from a trip to his bros place (Jacob and Mike's place), to his house in Ontario, Canada. So this moderator, let's call him Saul, arrives at the check in and is asked a series of normal questions; none of which seem too invasive and he answers back with replies that no one should find suspicious. The questioning stops and they ask him to pull around back to an inspection area. Saul thinks to himself: "It's alright, I don't have anything to hide, ill be done in 10 minutes". Little did Saul know, the cop on duty was a try hard keener and wanted to bust someone that night. The questions commence once again and it's clear to Saul that he may be in trouble; he has his computer and 2 externals with quite a bit of stolen software(torrents, mp3's, movies), and hentai (including loli).

During the inspection the cop finds a poster with Momoka in underwear and starts to get suspicious, asking Saul how he knew his friends; Saul had to lie and tell him Fakku was a translation group for normal anime, hoping the cop would not need to see what was on the externals. Nope.jpg The officer brings both externals inside and asks Saul to wait in the lobby. Saul is pretty nervous but has to poker face lest he be caught. 20 minutes pass and Saul needs some fresh air so he asks one of the officers if he can grab juice from his car otherwise Saul may just puke right there on the floor. Another 30 minutes and the officer steps out of his office and speaks with another officer, who then both enter the office of a 3rd police officer and they talk for 10 minutes. The first officer then tell Saul that they found suspicious files and that they want to look on his computer. Saul is beside himself with grief but still manages to poker face his way through asking the officer if he should call a lawyer. The officer says it's not required and begins looking through Saul's computer.

30 minutes later the station commander comes out to speak with Saul and asks; "we know that people who like child pornography often like anime (horse shit Saul thought to himself) and so we just need to make sure you don't have any on your computers, so are we gonna find anything"? "of course not, I'm only into vanilla things" Saul responded. Then Saul put on his douchebag cap and told the officer he had been driving for 9 hours and asked if there was any way they could expedite the process so he could go home to sleep. That seemed to work because 10 minutes later the first officer brought Saul's computer and external hard drives back out and even offered to help carry them back to his car. He promptly said his farewells and left as soon as possible. When in his car Saul just had to leave, he started driving not knowing where he was going and without using his GPS, Saul just wanted to get the heck away. 20 minutes after that Saul had calmed down and tried to figure out where he was, somewhere in the back woods of Canada. Finally Saul reached his destination and had an new amazing story to tell about how he was almost arrested for possession of child pornography. The End.

NO.

I'm no fugitive, nor was I arrested. Will give you the low down tomorrow when I'm not mega tried.

im going to ensure you wont get hitagi back, well see who's butthurt.

DO NOT TRY TO CROSS A BORDER WITH LOLI. I WILL EXPLAIN TOMORROW.

yo nigga, you ghetto.

I was just teasing, but losing rep for it? Shame on you(whoever you are), this game is a service; and I can do what I want with it(including not run it).

didn't you say better?

i don't like you?

you cant play.