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Fiery_penguin_of_doom wrote...
Spoiler:
Apparently in the state of California, police procedures say that pepperspray can only be administered at a minimum of 15 feet from the target.
The OWS movement feels like the beginning of the French Revolution. Next think you know, heads will be rollin.
Gravity cat wrote...
Sprite wrote...
Gravity cat wrote...

'Nuff said.
That's unfortunate because you'll be the first to die.
Prefer bolt action rifles.
I wasn't actually being serious
Still, flamethrowers are usually the first to die.
bustygem19 wrote...
i am real and really do have this problem google me bustygem19 and u will see ive been with 241 men well from when started countingOnly an idiot would think that someone would want to be with a woman that has fucked 241 men. You would be STD incarnate if you were actually real. Nice try prepubescent boy.
Gravity cat wrote...

'Nuff said.
That's unfortunate because you'll be the first to die.
Prefer bolt action rifles.
meltme wrote...
Gravity cat wrote...
- Black guys with excessively large, fake dicks
- Huge fake tits
- A porno that attempts to provide a story; normally involving a (normally slutty) lonely housewife banged by some guy she doesn't know
- Pornos where the cameraman doesn't shut the fuck up
Sprite wrote...
When any of the porn actors doesn't shut up. Guys with huge fake dicks after I found out they weren't real.Am I missing something here? Since when can guys get strap on dildos substituted for their natural dicks?
PS Gangbangs, women with tattoos that cover nearly their entire bodies, women with no hair, talking cameramen, stupid cameraman that doesn't know how to get that close up or frame that shot and do his job (very frustrating), and cheesy music that plays during the sex turns me off.
Here's a fake penis.
http://www.youporn.com/watch/34479/freaks-of-cock-2/?from=search_full&pos=1
If you want to even try to be a girl, at least fabricate an identity instead of acting like one of those spam bots. My guess is that OP is probably an underage. They have a tendency to do these things.
Sometimes when you are asleep, there might be an opportunity to realize that you aren't actually sleeping. I find that usually happens when I sleep with my clothes and lights on because its slightly uncomfortable, but still it works about 30% of the time.
When any of the porn actors doesn't shut up. Guys with huge fake dicks after I found out they weren't real.
MegaTenLove wrote...
Sprite wrote...
Name your characters Farhan, Raju, and Ranchoddas.Thanks for the reply. What do those names mean?
Oh, and which name for who?
I was kinda joking. Those are the names of the main characters from the 3 Idiots, the best Bollywood movie of this millenia. You might be able to draw inspiration or concepts from it though.
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Whenever you bring an "absolute" into a conversation, that part of your conversation usually null and void. There are people on both sides who are wrong but I do believe this anti police feeling we have in America is due to the media exaggerating certain cases as well as people only remembering all the bad things some police officers do.
Well, there should be some build up so that the sex scene doesn't look out of place. Take a look at Sword Art Online chapters 16 and 16.5 for example.
http://baka-tsuki.org/project/index.php?title=Sword_Art_Online:Volume_1_Chapter_16
http://baka-tsuki.org/project/index.php?title=Sword_Art_Online:Volume_1_Chapter_16.5
http://baka-tsuki.org/project/index.php?title=Sword_Art_Online:Volume_1_Chapter_16
http://baka-tsuki.org/project/index.php?title=Sword_Art_Online:Volume_1_Chapter_16.5