Zaff Posts
hmm either for the near limitless amount of porn or the mature audience which you can actually have a good intelletual conversation with.
artcellrox wrote...
Well...I...ummm...uh...Well, under the conditions you gave, I...well, I think...
Hmmm... -_-
OK, I got nothing to answer for this. :|
ptetty much the same as me.... i really have no clue what to say xD
The definition of Love is entirly personal, i can say truthfully that i have never felt it for anyone before as in the romantic love ofc i love my mum...(sorta have to i guess xD). But Ifs not a question of Need its more Want, i would like to experiance love one day, but i know that i would live if i never did feel it.
And the whole you were glad your relationships were over... are you sure you really loved them?
And the whole you were glad your relationships were over... are you sure you really loved them?
Hmm i was on COD MW2 a while ago on that huge grassland sniper map (Forgot what it was called :p), i was sniping (ofc) doing pretty well, was on a 7 kill streak or so, when i suddenly heard a gun change behind me, turning round quickly whilst changing weapon myself i shot the guy n the head :)
Short story:
Guy found me, was T-bagging me for a while decided to gloat and change weapon to kill me...i heard it and pwned him instead :)
It doesnt sound that funny until you hear the guy rage on the other end
Ahh turtlebeach i love you <3
Clint Eastwood Movie Quote
"If your gona shoot, shoot dont talk"
Short story:
Guy found me, was T-bagging me for a while decided to gloat and change weapon to kill me...i heard it and pwned him instead :)
It doesnt sound that funny until you hear the guy rage on the other end
Ahh turtlebeach i love you <3
Clint Eastwood Movie Quote
"If your gona shoot, shoot dont talk"
OMG
I have never played such a cute and desrable thing in my life <3
Absolutly loved it 10/10 <3 <3
On the plus side i thik i got the hardest erection ive ever experianced :)
WOO great job i thinks ;)
I have never played such a cute and desrable thing in my life <3
Absolutly loved it 10/10 <3 <3
On the plus side i thik i got the hardest erection ive ever experianced :)
WOO great job i thinks ;)
Wouldnt masturbation be a good thing for you? itll allow you to reduce this sex drive of yours, hell if you want him to have more sex with you allow him to catch you or even watch...to me nothing is more sexy... of course that is personal opinion
Fuck it ill put some effort into this, this time :
You've just turned 18 years old, apart from being skilled at sleeping all day but still passing all tests easily, your a pretty ordinary guy, not extremely good looking nor extremely bad looking, the girls dont hate you yet they dont actively notice you either, you hang round in a close knit group of friends of about 5 or so, you being the so called leader although you never remember any other choice, being a laid back type of guy you dont give a damn about anything, which makes you pretty approachable but not very memorable. One day you wake up and notice that if you dont do something soon, all the good girls will be taken away, and you'll be left with the freak that everyone hates (every school has one, if it doesnt ...its you xD), not wanting that to happen you walk into school and place your eyes on the girls that attracted you the most.
The Librarian - A quiet, intelligiant girl that promises to become a real beauty if shown the right things, quite busty she is self consious about her body and tends to wear a baggy coat, making her look unnatractive and 'Nerdy' you see through that though, and you know if you catch her, she'll be the prize of your life
The Sportswoman - Active, sporty and popular is what summarises this girl up the most, constant sport and training has shaped her body into near perfect bliss, shes fun to be around and very open minded, her body may be petite but its finely toned and shaped perfectly, boobs may not be big..but by GOD what an ass
The Childhood Friend - Youve known this girl for so long you dont even know how you got mixed up with her, since youve always seen her as a friend and not a woman youve never noticed how beautifully shes blossmed over the years, carefree and even abit ditzy, this girl needs your constant attention, but you shall be rewarded as she loves the hopeless romantic stuff which (even though you protest youve never seen) you seem to be a natural with, gifted with lips that beg to be kissed and an extremely talented tounge.. just how tempted are you?
Now Who Will YOU Pick?
Librarian
Sportswoman
Childhood Friend
I dunno why i did this... suppose i got carried away xD ah well... dunno who i would pick though... kinda tough tbh xD
You've just turned 18 years old, apart from being skilled at sleeping all day but still passing all tests easily, your a pretty ordinary guy, not extremely good looking nor extremely bad looking, the girls dont hate you yet they dont actively notice you either, you hang round in a close knit group of friends of about 5 or so, you being the so called leader although you never remember any other choice, being a laid back type of guy you dont give a damn about anything, which makes you pretty approachable but not very memorable. One day you wake up and notice that if you dont do something soon, all the good girls will be taken away, and you'll be left with the freak that everyone hates (every school has one, if it doesnt ...its you xD), not wanting that to happen you walk into school and place your eyes on the girls that attracted you the most.
The Librarian - A quiet, intelligiant girl that promises to become a real beauty if shown the right things, quite busty she is self consious about her body and tends to wear a baggy coat, making her look unnatractive and 'Nerdy' you see through that though, and you know if you catch her, she'll be the prize of your life
The Sportswoman - Active, sporty and popular is what summarises this girl up the most, constant sport and training has shaped her body into near perfect bliss, shes fun to be around and very open minded, her body may be petite but its finely toned and shaped perfectly, boobs may not be big..but by GOD what an ass
The Childhood Friend - Youve known this girl for so long you dont even know how you got mixed up with her, since youve always seen her as a friend and not a woman youve never noticed how beautifully shes blossmed over the years, carefree and even abit ditzy, this girl needs your constant attention, but you shall be rewarded as she loves the hopeless romantic stuff which (even though you protest youve never seen) you seem to be a natural with, gifted with lips that beg to be kissed and an extremely talented tounge.. just how tempted are you?
Now Who Will YOU Pick?
Librarian
Spoiler:
Sportswoman
Spoiler:
Childhood Friend
Spoiler:
I dunno why i did this... suppose i got carried away xD ah well... dunno who i would pick though... kinda tough tbh xD
Anything you have Seen/Heard/Experianced that was truly 'EPIC', post it here so that others may bask in the Epic-ness of it <3
It May be a IMAGE VIDEO ...OR ANYTHING ELSE
For me:
Name : Damien Walters
Rank on Earth: Epic
It May be a IMAGE VIDEO ...OR ANYTHING ELSE
For me:
Name : Damien Walters
Rank on Earth: Epic
RAF wrote...
Nope, when I fapped the first time and ejaculated, don´t let me lie around 12-13 years old, I just thought "Fuck yeah".Epic reaction
No matter who you are, looks will always contribute to what you think of a certain person, you may think that personality is 100%, but it NEVER is.
Personally i think women are the worst for picking guys that look good but are absolute cocks xD, marriage though...not so sure
+ Poll is a little confusing
Personally i think women are the worst for picking guys that look good but are absolute cocks xD, marriage though...not so sure
+ Poll is a little confusing
Some of it is the whole Man is better than Woman war, that has been going around since the start of time,
I seriously dont give one whos better than me and what sex they are, all i know is if theyre better than me...than thats what they are, no need to go on about it
Its Fact that more men are born physically stronger than women (Not all though), and everyone is born equally in terms of intellgiance, its just that women tend to have more of s logical view of everything compared to mans normal more impatient view ;)
Did you know the two highest IQ's ever recorded are by women?
Women get alot of slack fo rthe main reason that this is a male run world, that's it...its as basic as that. I cant change it nor can anyone else really.
All men will secretly harbour secret feelings of superiority towards women and vice versa, its what makes life more intresting.
And to be honest the whole 'Make me a sandwiche' thing is probaly a joke, cus i know if i said that to any woman i know, she would immediatly beat the lving shit out of me...and for good reason as well xD
I seriously dont give one whos better than me and what sex they are, all i know is if theyre better than me...than thats what they are, no need to go on about it
Its Fact that more men are born physically stronger than women (Not all though), and everyone is born equally in terms of intellgiance, its just that women tend to have more of s logical view of everything compared to mans normal more impatient view ;)
Did you know the two highest IQ's ever recorded are by women?
Women get alot of slack fo rthe main reason that this is a male run world, that's it...its as basic as that. I cant change it nor can anyone else really.
All men will secretly harbour secret feelings of superiority towards women and vice versa, its what makes life more intresting.
And to be honest the whole 'Make me a sandwiche' thing is probaly a joke, cus i know if i said that to any woman i know, she would immediatly beat the lving shit out of me...and for good reason as well xD
psbox362 wrote...
Sneakyone wrote...
Borderlands, I was so pissed off afterwards.The DLC more than makes up for that with Crawmerax The Invincible.
He was a total ASS to kill.... unless you knew the safe place :3
Most disapointing Final boss for me was the True Archfiend in Ninja gaiden 2, god he was easy -.-
