Zaff Posts
I was about to say "I'm 95% sure that's a chinchilla", but you were just showing discretionary rodents for the sake of visual aid.
Anyway... hamster...
Lady Hamtebellum
Contesse Lis de Neige
[Countess Snow lily ^]
Queen Frostine [Yay, candyland!]
Sigris [Beautiful Ice]
Fluffy. Snowball. Miss Cutewhiskers McFuckface
Things I'd probably name my own hamster:
Isadora
Morgan
Ingrid
Lilly
Petal
Snowdrop
Anyway... hamster...
Lady Hamtebellum
Contesse Lis de Neige
[Countess Snow lily ^]
Queen Frostine [Yay, candyland!]
Sigris [Beautiful Ice]
Fluffy. Snowball. Miss Cutewhiskers McFuckface
Things I'd probably name my own hamster:
Isadora
Morgan
Ingrid
Lilly
Petal
Snowdrop
Get out.
You belong in the foothills of Canada, grazing and masturbating against trees, not on the internet.
Silly antlered mammal.
You belong in the foothills of Canada, grazing and masturbating against trees, not on the internet.
Silly antlered mammal.
GiantBeardedFace wrote...
Lollikittie wrote...
WATT
Fixed because electricity.
O u
Medzy wrote...
Getting your thang circumcised is actually a long term safety precaution directed by movie theaters.Think about it, if your not circumcised, you can hide M&M's in the skin and sneak candy into the theaters, meaning less money for the theaters.
Spoiler:
......
I want to punch you in the face until you pass out, then snuggle and dry hump your unconscious body.
Translation: That was fucking adorable, made me giggle, and I am now experiencing intense feelings of endearment that translate into odd urges for violence.... And apparently, almost-rape.
NEXUS wrote...
Oh fuck off. We all do stupid things when we are kids. That one just happened to be the dumbest thing I've done.
You know I'm only being an ass, right?
Though seriously,
dick + lightbulb = you deserve what you get, dipshit
NEXUS wrote...
Well from what I remember I was 12 or 13 and thought it'd be funny to put my dick against my lamp's light bulb for a second (which didn't have a shade) and it burned like hell. I had a friend sleeping over at the time and he just laughed at me that whole night.
I hate to tell you this, but...
Nex, you're adopted.
Your real parentage was too socially unacceptable that you were given away to hide the shameful truth.
Your parents were brother and sister.
NEXUS wrote...
Weird.. I've been circumcised since I was born and never had to put cream on my thing, except for the time when I burnt my dick on a light bulb while being an idiot. That shit hurt like fuck.
WAT
artcellrox wrote...
The bolded part seems to be about right. OP also seems to be saying that the partner is not OK with same-sex relations, and that's the fact still being hidden from them, on the grounds that the partner might get resentful or something for OP being bisexual.
That's what I'm getting out of it, at least...
Well, if that's the case then the OP needs to ask her/himself whether or not they feel it'd be good for them to explore same-sex relationships/sex for a while. Anytime a person is not enough, you have to ask yourself if it's worth it or not. If it is, you need to find out any way to compromise.
MsSneaky wrote...
Thanks. c: And yes, I forgot to add that we live in different countries.
No, you didn't.
Also.. I fail to see the question here. You have a mutual affection and you're.. what.. afraid you'd hurt him by asking for sex?
...Do you know anything about guys, at all?
Parie wrote...
Have you considered an open or poly relationship?I've always thought it was more then a little unfair to expect a single person to meet all your needs and then just stressful to try and do that yourself for the other person. Its not like people don't have multiple friends to help meet their social needs. Why not romantic/sexual partners too?
Also anyone who would be upset because of your sexuality is not worth your time. If they can't love you as you are then they don't really love you.
I'm speaking from a successful 9 year relationship.
Simply because it's your choice and it works for you, does not mean it'd work for other people. Not everyone is polyamorous. Not everyone would be okay with having a sexually open relationship.
OT:
I'm confused as to what you're asking here, OP.
Are you saying you don't want to have heterosexual intercouse anymore? Are you wanting to have same-sex intercourse now, and that's what's leading to a lull in your sexual satisfaction?
I'm very confused, it sounds like you're saying just your sex life with that person is waning, but somehow your same-sex fantasies are making you feel guilty...?
I need some clarification.
Yes, big dominant man! Please! Give us permission to speak, for we simply cannot find ways to discourse amongst ourselves! x3
Also, no. :3 No one is 'anything' by birth, aside from their genetic makeup. Behavior is socially conditioned. What you're talking about is gender role conditioning, which is present in pretty much all societies. Nothing to do with physical sex, and everything to do with tradition.
mibuchiha wrote...
Actually, Lucia, no, you're wrong. Males are almost tsundere by birth, they hide their emotions etc etc.Also, no. :3 No one is 'anything' by birth, aside from their genetic makeup. Behavior is socially conditioned. What you're talking about is gender role conditioning, which is present in pretty much all societies. Nothing to do with physical sex, and everything to do with tradition.
If she wanted to break up with you, she wouldn't have been down or quiet. Unless she's one of those overly sensitive 'good girl' types that thinks 'being honest' is the same as 'being mean'.
It's only been a month, dude, so it's not anywhere near serious.
Just ask her what's on her mind. If it is in fact a breakup, it's not like either of you are emotionally invested so it wouldn't be the end of the world. Not that breakups ever are, but it's better to bow out early if it's glaringly apparent that not enough is there to proceed, than stick around until you're so miserable you're contemplating murder-suicide.
It's only been a month, dude, so it's not anywhere near serious.
Just ask her what's on her mind. If it is in fact a breakup, it's not like either of you are emotionally invested so it wouldn't be the end of the world. Not that breakups ever are, but it's better to bow out early if it's glaringly apparent that not enough is there to proceed, than stick around until you're so miserable you're contemplating murder-suicide.
For me, I expend an exorbitant of the negative energy in one really shitty week or 2, and then from then on I'm extremely emotionally detached from the person. It usually takes me about six months to really get over them.
I don't have any coping mechanisms. I'm a pretty emotional person and have an obsession with digging through my consciousness for answers, which serves me well with dealing with grief.
I do have one comfort food, though.
Ramen.
I don't have any coping mechanisms. I'm a pretty emotional person and have an obsession with digging through my consciousness for answers, which serves me well with dealing with grief.
I do have one comfort food, though.
Ramen.

[size=14]My Dearest, beloved Hannah,
When I first met you, I was a bit intimidated.
Online, you have this kind of quiet, cool grace. You are always friendly, in any atmosphere, but you had this disposition of a muted worldliness. It suited your name perfectly; A beautiful goddess. A force of powerful but quietly ebbing energy,
something that permeates the air around it. Understated, but undeniably regal.
We bonded on the foundation of a mutual love for art. The whimsical, the dark, the mystical, the confounding. We both share a love for the beauty in the world around us. It's this appreciation that allows me to see the depth and breadth of the beauty in you.
You are such a small thing, but your laughter and personality fill a room. Or in this case.. a chatroom. Heeh. Your girlish smile and lovely, easy temperament make you possibly the single most easy person to love.
I've gotten to know you personally and can honestly say that I've met many a troubled, wayward soul, but not one of them harbored as much light, and love, and joy that you do. As heartsore as you may be sometimes, love, you are ever a beacon of optimism and lightheartedness.
You are a thing of wonder, mon cheri.
It is for these reasons and more, that I would be honored if you would
be my wife.
Will you marry me?[/h]


Random Encounter wrote...
Throughout history children were exposed to sex all the time. This was because they weren't considered children, toddlers would be in the same room as couples making love and child sex slaves were not uncommon in society. 12 year olds were married to 50 year old men and became pregnant on their wedding nights. It was only in the 19th century that the concept of a child or a childhood even existed.We can't pretend that the past was more wholesome because this is obviously untrue. From the palaces of French kings to the Harems in the middle east perversions have always existed and children were always exposed to them and often part of them.
The detrimental effect on male development such as erectile dysfunction was obvious in the victorian era as they thought masturbation would make themselves infertile often and had the pressure of making children both causing erectile dysfunction. Psychologists also believe this is due to men being brought up to believe they should be superior in every way to women and often feel inferior when intercourse begins.
I have seen porn since I was twelve in 2003 yet I have a serious healthy sexual life and have no extreme fetishes, mental trauma or an inferiority complex. Society cannot accept it has problems so blames everything else. This time it's porn.
I get the feeling you didn't watch the video at any length, and just decided to reply with your own opinion.
While it may be rooted in arguable degrees of historical fact, the video was part of a scientific study on porn addiction.
artcellrox wrote...
You're really interesting in the sex lives of the users here, aren't you?OT: Cowgirl, lotus and mostly doggy.
All of this.
